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DevsBro 10/28/18 12:13:57 AM #1: |
*taking cover to avoid getting shot*
*jeep pulls up to rescue you* *runs over to it without getting shot* --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 10/28/18 12:14:58 AM #2: |
*gets shot 25 times*
*survives* --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 10/28/18 12:16:57 AM #3: |
*defeats boss easily*
*following cutscene shows defeat* --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 10/28/18 12:18:11 AM #4: |
Get stabbed
Drink potion to heal --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (3-4): https://imgur.com/g1ZvkAD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 10/28/18 12:18:44 AM #5: |
DevsBro posted...
*defeats boss easily* lol, I hate this. It happens in wrestling games. --- GOML ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 10/28/18 12:25:37 AM #6: |
A few pieces of paper, and a handful of scrap steel is all you need to make a pre-war bed in Fallout.
--- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YookaLaylee 10/28/18 12:35:18 AM #7: |
Jumping and then jumping a second time while in midair
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shnangyboos 10/28/18 12:39:26 AM #8: |
"You're the world's only hope! You must defeat that monster!"
"Um, no, you're going to have to pay for that sword. I am running a business." --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Veggeta X 10/28/18 12:42:56 AM #9: |
Eating food, specifically a giant roast meat on a bone, will recover your all your missing life bar.
--- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Capcom Defense Force ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shokan_warrior 10/28/18 12:48:00 AM #10: |
shnangyboos posted...
"You're the world's only hope! You must defeat that monster!" Im DDS2 there's a merchant you meet in the afterlife who still wants to do business, it's really funny --- never don't give up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ki_cat_ 10/28/18 12:55:01 AM #11: |
Holding a billion things in your pocket.
--- People are afraid of what they don't understand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 10/28/18 8:49:35 AM #12: |
Elite soldier: can run for 15 seconds
Plumber: can run indefinitely --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YukihoHagiwara 10/28/18 9:00:55 AM #13: |
DevsBro posted...
*taking cover to avoid getting shot* that's movie logic too though probably books but I wouldn't know because I ain't have got no fancy book learnin a lot of these are also applicable to movies too --- 7Dd_jr_dF0Y ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sauceje 10/28/18 9:04:09 AM #14: |
In one game: *breaks old castle walls to find entire roast chickens to recover health*
In the sequel: *prays at a church* --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 10/28/18 9:36:45 AM #15: |
.50 caliber machine gun: 10 shot kill
.50 caliber sniper rifle : 1 shot kill ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HypnoCoosh 10/28/18 9:45:01 AM #16: |
Accidently pick up object.
Now permanently labeled a thief and chased down by guards. --- We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C.S. Lewis ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AsucaHayashi 10/28/18 9:46:51 AM #17: |
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WilliamPorygon 10/28/18 9:50:27 AM #18: |
"It went off the end of the screen, it doesn't exist anymore"
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fuzzylittlbunny 10/28/18 10:14:51 AM #19: |
RE 5 had some weird logic...
- Can't pick up that egg. Pockets full of rifles. - Giant zombie roach can't bite your head off if your back is turned. - My magnum has infinite ammo as long as I'm shooting you in the back of the head. - My bow has infinite arrows period. - Gigantic gatling gun backpack disappears when not in use. - Can't just put down an item for a second to pick up then use a consumable item; have to throw something away forever. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 10/28/18 10:17:56 AM #20: |
sauceje posted...
In one game: *breaks old castle walls to find entire roast chickens to recover health* Lol, these are always good. When game mechanics become intertwined with canon it becomes even more fucky. Like in Halo 3 you're a Spartan-II supersoldier which is why you can flip vehicles, rip off heavy machine gun turrets, jump like 8 feet into the air, and destroy moving tanks by jumping on them and repeatedly punching them. Then in Halo 3: ODST you're a regular human, but you can still do all of these things. You just move slower and can't punch as hard. You even have a "stamina" system that functions identically to energy shields so you end up being almost as tanky. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 10/28/18 10:31:20 AM #21: |
Pay 1,000 gold and be completely absolved of cold-blooded murder. Though I guess your victim's friends and loved ones will sometimes shoot you dirty looks.
DevsBro posted... Elite soldier: can run for 15 seconds Okay, this one got me. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 10/28/18 10:37:32 AM #22: |
In GTA 4 a molotov cocktail costs $500.
--- You can't fool all the people all the time but if you fool the right ones the rest will fall behind ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChouBF 10/28/18 11:02:39 AM #23: |
masterpug53 posted...
Pay 1,000 gold and be completely absolved of cold-blooded murder. You can get away with murder for less than the cost of a mid-grade sword. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 10/28/18 11:21:08 AM #24: |
masterpug53 posted...
Pay 1,000 gold and be completely absolved of cold-blooded murder. There was even a loading screen in Skyrim about, I believe, Dark Brotherhood assassins lore, and it outright acknowledged that they could just pay the fine if caught. Like, what? Any decently rich person is outright above the law forever then. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 10/28/18 11:25:19 AM #25: |
Doe posted...
masterpug53 posted...Pay 1,000 gold and be completely absolved of cold-blooded murder. Games imitating real life. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Skye Reynolds 10/28/18 11:26:38 AM #26: |
*getting beaten up*
*rescues plate of freshly cooked food out of a garbage can* *fully recovered* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 10/28/18 1:07:16 PM #28: |
Skye Reynolds posted...
*getting beaten up* *steps on food* *it disappears and your injuries are gone* --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mist_Turnips 10/28/18 1:08:39 PM #29: |
DevsBro posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...*getting beaten up* A real man makes like a tree and absorbs nutrients through his toesies. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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smoke_break 10/28/18 1:24:20 PM #31: |
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Darkrobotisback 10/28/18 1:33:06 PM #32: |
Enemies clipping through solid objects, they're close enough to hit you but you can't hit them back since the object they clipped behind has a hit box or collision data that prevents you from hitting them.
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DevsBro 10/28/18 1:50:36 PM #33: |
Darkrobotisback posted...
Enemies clipping through solid objects, they're close enough to hit you but you can't hit them back since the object they clipped behind has a hit box or collision data that prevents you from hitting them. Something like this happened to me in MoHU, and it blew my mind. I threw a petrol bomb at an enemy that was coming around a corner, but I missed and it was going to hit the wall. The enemy reaches through the wall and catches it, then throws it back into the wall causing it to explode and kill him anyway. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 10/28/18 3:08:53 PM #34: |
*1 foot catepillar gets crushed by a 1,600 pound steel snake.*
*Only faints* And also this --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 10/28/18 3:19:03 PM #35: |
RedWhiteBlue posted...
*Brushes against zombie hands* Honestly, no matter how good a game is, I will always consider it flawed if you take damage simply by touching an enemy. I know that in the early days it was sometimes the only way for certain enemies to deal damage, I know that at this point it's a deeply embedded trope...I don't care. Unless the enemy is covered in spikes or visibly secretes something harmful like fire or poison, this has always and will always piss me off. The pinnacle of this ridiculousness was in the original Mega Man, where you had to fight a Mega Man clone; should be equally matched in every conceivable way, and yet the son of a bitch gets away with killing you simply by walking medium speed into you. This is one of the reasons I was so smitten with Secret of Mana as a kid: it was the first action-fantasy game I played that actually bucked this trend. The Super Mario series also gets credit for at least making the tops of non-spiky enemies advantageous to jump on, and builds the game around this. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 10/28/18 3:26:51 PM #36: |
Heros: Can climb colossi and destroy them
Heros: Waist-high ledges hinders your progress. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 10/28/18 3:27:55 PM #37: |
Get shot
Blood all over eyes Wait 5 seconds Blood gone and youre fine --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider https://i.imgtc.com/0EE5xDd.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 10/28/18 3:28:36 PM #38: |
Character that is godlike in cutscenes is significantly nerfed during actual gameplay.
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Doe 10/28/18 3:32:18 PM #39: |
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Character that is godlike in cutscenes is significantly nerfed during actual gameplay. Character that is godlike in gameplay is significantly nerfed during cutscenes --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 10/28/18 3:43:13 PM #40: |
Character: I AM FURIOUS AT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID AND I MUST MURDER YOU IMMEDIATELY!
Same character: Also, I will stand here watching you stab me before I take my turn. Would hate to be impolite. --- Meow! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 10/28/18 3:46:26 PM #41: |
Panthera posted...
Character: I AM FURIOUS AT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID AND I MUST MURDER YOU IMMEDIATELY! "Prepare for your soul to be annihilated. The murder weapon? This children's card game of course" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 10/28/18 3:51:11 PM #42: |
"The world is ending and the big bad boss is about to destroy us all! Hurry, chosen one!"
*bullshits for 100 hours doing side quests* "Alright, now let's do this" *boss has made zero headway with his plans in that time* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sauceje 10/28/18 5:19:42 PM #43: |
Enemy: *has huge stats, like 900 HP and 500 MP when your party characters tend to have 300 HP and about 80 MP*
Also enemy: *suddenly has 200 HP and 50 MP when joining your party* --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HiddenLurker 10/28/18 5:28:38 PM #44: |
*Become archmage of mage guild in oblivion*
*Become grey Fox of thieves guild* *Walk to you quarters to take staff out* *Slip note in saying you robbed yourself* *Somehow guards get a letter from archmage that someone stole their staff* --- [Insert tired meme here] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 10/28/18 9:47:46 PM #45: |
Has the best sniper rifle, or assault rifle possible, but only uses a pistol in cutscenes.
--- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 10/28/18 9:53:48 PM #46: |
*has 50 rounds of bullets, 1 inventory slot*
*gets 50 more rounds, 1 inventory slot* *finds 1 round off dead guard, 2 inventory slots* --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 10/28/18 9:55:54 PM #47: |
to add to that
>kills enemy before he fires a round >get 1 bullet >another enemy empties countless clips >get 14 bullets --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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fuzzylittlbunny 10/28/18 10:00:11 PM #48: |
Panthera posted...
Character: I AM FURIOUS AT YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID AND I MUST MURDER YOU IMMEDIATELY! AKA Dragon Ball logic. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" "Your power level is rising rapidly and you appear to be undergoing the transformation to the legendary warrior of the Saiyan race. I'll just let you finish up so you can kick my ass at full power." ...And speaking of Dragon Ball, I have a question. *Namek spoilers* --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 10/28/18 10:02:28 PM #49: |
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
I always assumed it's because --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 10/28/18 10:03:32 PM #50: |
Find air bubbles underwater to avoid drowning
--- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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