Current Events > I pooped, wiped, even rinsed in the shower. An hour later, it's itchy, so I wipe

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again and there's still skidmarks

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK
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You have an leaky valve
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you have anal leakage.
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Pin worms
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Only stop wiping when you know for sure everything is gone. A simple "rinse" may not do the trick.

You weren't thorough enough before the shower, IMO
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Maybe you have @Awesome Syndrome
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People really stop wiping before they see blood?
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are you incontinent?

alternatively, going off of conversations i've had with friends, a lot of people seem to think that only wiping down the middle is enough

like, if you imagine the area that you have to wipe as a U, then wiping down the middle is only getting that middle 70~80% of the soiled area

you have to wipe the left and right "corners", too, as well as the areas above the corners nearing the edges of your buttcheeks (so five areas total, including down the middle)

and to really make sure you're clean, you should be wiping with wet wipes too (like, dry tp until it seems like you're clean, then wet wipes to confirm that you're clean)
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cavalierking posted...

you should be wiping with wet wipes too (like, dry tp until it seems like you're clean, then wet wipes to confirm that you're clean)

I will say I am way behind the wet wipes train



I have some of these, will they do the trick?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

cavalierking posted...

you should be wiping with wet wipes too (like, dry tp until it seems like you're clean, then wet wipes to confirm that you're clean)

I will say I am way behind the wet wipes train



I have some of these, will they do the trick?

Sure if you wanna burn the shit out of your asshole.

Muffinz0rz posted...

cavalierking posted...

you should be wiping with wet wipes too (like, dry tp until it seems like you're clean, then wet wipes to confirm that you're clean)

I will say I am way behind the wet wipes train



I have some of these, will they do the trick?

Those are perfect
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Muffinz0rz posted...

I will say I am way behind the wet wipes train



I have some of these, will they do the trick?

lol
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Muffinz0rz posted...

cavalierking posted...

you should be wiping with wet wipes too (like, dry tp until it seems like you're clean, then wet wipes to confirm that you're clean)

I will say I am way behind the wet wipes train



I have some of these, will they do the trick?

i wouldn't

for one, i don't think they'll be good for your septic tank (i.e. they probably won't dissolve)

for another, they're gonna be irritating to your skin and butthole

so just get some actual wet wipes lol

they're not that expensive (and make sure they're the flushable ones, too; whether they're flushable or not will often be advertised right on the packaging)
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You probably shouldn't wipe your ass with disinfectant wipes, no. He's talking about baby wipes. Wasn't it you who said you had hemorrhoids? Those disinfectant wipes would probably not feel great
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I fold it up until I can swipe my ass with it like a credit card.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I fold it up until I can swipe my ass with it like a credit card.

this guy wipes.
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I second some good wet wipes, they are top notch. I'll fold one up a couple of times and spit on it for some lube to get right inside my butthole to make sure I get everything.
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Anal leakage. Either that or without any way of not being vivid. Maybe you didn't contract your muscles back there well enough.
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Unbreakable posted...

You probably shouldn't wipe your ass with disinfectant wipes, no. He's talking about baby wipes. Wasn't it you who said you had hemorrhoids? Those disinfectant wipes would probably not feel great

You know you're doing a good job when there's pain
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GiftedACIII posted...

Unbreakable posted...

You probably shouldn't wipe your ass with disinfectant wipes, no. He's talking about baby wipes. Wasn't it you who said you had hemorrhoids? Those disinfectant wipes would probably not feel great

You know you're doing a good job when there's pain

hmm maybe ill try this next time
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You probably have hemorrhoids.
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