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UnfairRepresent 10/10/18 9:07:59 AM #1: |
You go to sleep tonight to rest your little head but when you wake up, everything's different.
You're not in your comfy bed, you're on a cold hard floor. You're naked and your head is pounding like it got smashed with an iron pipe from the inside of your skull. Everything is fuzzy and it takes a moment for you to get your bearings. Then you realize you're lying on the floor of a Subway in Phoenix and the manager, a big black British man called Wesley is looming over you with a sour look on his face saying "Excuse me! Sir! You're going to have to leave right now or I'm calling the police!" You look around and discover from newspapers and background TVs that it is 11:20 AM on November 2nd 1992. You have absolutely nothing and you're in Phoenix. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 10/10/18 9:08:42 AM #2: |
My head isn't little
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Dorfmann_ 10/10/18 9:15:57 AM #3: |
Is there a nine year old version of me running around? Am I nine years old again? These are important factors.
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UnfairRepresent 10/10/18 9:16:42 AM #4: |
Dorfmann_ posted...
Is there a nine year old version of me running around? Yes. Everything is as it was Am I nine years old again? No --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dorfmann_ 10/10/18 9:21:08 AM #5: |
Well, in that case, lots of sports betting. I would give half the winnings to my nine year old self and keep half the winnings for my current self.
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gatorsPENSbucs 10/10/18 9:22:47 AM #6: |
I'd go somewhere to watch price is right.
Then yah, sports betting. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuiaHX 10/10/18 9:24:08 AM #7: |
So Weasley worked at Subway before he became a cop, eh?
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UnfairRepresent 10/10/18 9:27:48 AM #8: |
Dorfmann_ posted...
Well, in that case, lots of sports betting. I would give half the winnings to my nine year old self and keep half the winnings for my current self. gatorsPENSbucs posted... I'd go somewhere to watch price is right. With what? You're naked. And how would you even get you to your past self, let alone become a part of their life. How do you think your parents would react about a creepy man approaching their kid? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ricemills 10/10/18 9:28:51 AM #9: |
probably going to make money with investments.
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Garioshi 10/10/18 9:32:34 AM #10: |
make huge bets on political races and then start a cult
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VectorChaos 10/10/18 9:33:17 AM #11: |
This Wesley motherfucker gets around
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Dorfmann_ 10/10/18 9:37:57 AM #12: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Dorfmann_ posted...Well, in that case, lots of sports betting. I would give half the winnings to my nine year old self and keep half the winnings for my current self. I would politely ask Wesley for a blanket. Then I would go beg on the street corner until I had enough money to buy proper clothes. I would then do one odd job to earn enough money to start betting. Also, in 1992, children were allowed to play outside by themselves without their parents being arrested, so I would have no problem approaching my nine year old self. My parents wouldn't refuse a giant heap of money. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 10/11/18 2:14:51 PM #13: |
Garioshi posted...
make huge bets on political races and then start a cult With what? Your feces? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordMarshal 10/11/18 2:16:18 PM #14: |
I set out to be the very best, that no one ever was.
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YoungMutual 10/11/18 2:39:46 PM #15: |
I'm naked? Why didn't Wesley point that out in the op?
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Zach_is_back 10/11/18 5:23:59 PM #16: |
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MrMallard 10/11/18 5:28:11 PM #17: |
If AIDS wasn't a worldwide panic in the 90's, I'd probably whore myself out for clothes and money. But I'm not risking AIDS for that shit.
Even if it's not in a place that's known for having a large-scale AIDS outbreak, I'm not fucking randos in America in the 90's. --- I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right. Now playing: Fortnite (NS), Stardew Valley, Tales of Symphonia: DotNW, Borderlands ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 10/11/18 5:39:51 PM #18: |
The first thing I do is ask Wesley if he is the same big black British man named Wesley who appears in other UnfairRepresent scenarios or a different one. I refuse to leave until he has thoroughly answered.
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UnfairRepresent 10/11/18 6:14:02 PM #19: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
The first thing I do is ask Wesley if he is the same big black British man named Wesley who appears in other UnfairRepresent scenarios or a different one. I refuse to leave until he has thoroughly answered. Then he calls the police and you're arrested for being a naked crazy person --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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