Current Events > Stormy: "[Trump has] a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart"

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P4wn4g3
09/18/18 4:03:49 PM
#101:


frozenshock posted...
Wonder how Melania feels, assuming Donnie really has a shroom dick

She feels nothing.

See what I did there
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Alpha218
09/18/18 4:03:57 PM
#102:


RickyTheBAWSE posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell

Implying Trump has ever been in first place


Donald Trump is the president. he beat Rand Paul and Hilary.

he also beat the military draft.

Hes considered by many to be a weak and erratic president whos done things to weaken American influence abroad. Even the non-delusional supporters of him can at least partly agree with him on that

If he got hit by a blue shell he was just in the way when it was hurtling towards Europe

frozenshock posted...
Wonder how Melania feels, assuming Donnie really has a shroom dick

From what I heard they sleep in separate bedrooms in the White House lol
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Solar_Crimson
09/18/18 4:21:50 PM
#103:


Jagr_68 posted...
Welp, Toad is now ruined forever.

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NeonOctopus
09/18/18 5:17:51 PM
#104:


Alpha218 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell

Implying Trump has ever been in first place

Bruh, he's the president...
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Starks
09/18/18 6:33:47 PM
#105:


Imagine being Reggie right now
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Tyranthraxus
09/18/18 6:35:24 PM
#106:


Starks posted...
Imagine being Reggie right now

GHPhLn5
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asagi_mode_gone
09/18/18 6:35:47 PM
#107:


A dick like toad
Or a dick like toad's dick
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Tyranthraxus
09/18/18 6:36:12 PM
#108:


asagi_mode_gone posted...
A dick like toad
Or a dick like toad's dick

Yes
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eston
09/18/18 6:38:05 PM
#109:


asagi_mode_gone posted...
A dick like toad
Or a dick like toad's dick

Wait

Is Toad a dick?

How did we miss this?
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CADE FOSTER
09/18/18 6:38:09 PM
#110:


asagi_mode_gone posted...
A dick like toad
Or a dick like toad's dick

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NeonOctopus
09/18/18 6:39:48 PM
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FrisbeeDude
09/18/18 6:39:48 PM
#112:


The smoking gun cant be in the form of a mushroom cock
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DarkTransient
09/18/18 6:42:39 PM
#113:


Bio1590 posted...
Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called, Daniels writes. He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning our plan...


Welp, liberals now have to choose between "Stormy Daniels is relevant" and "Hillary Clinton did nothing wrong".
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fire_bolt
09/18/18 6:46:37 PM
#114:


untrustful posted...


Now that's what I call shitposting!
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matteus70
09/18/18 6:54:36 PM
#115:


I remember at work back in the 90's we called bent rods 'Bill Clintons'
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Zack_Attackv1
09/18/18 6:54:49 PM
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Metro2
09/18/18 9:16:23 PM
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Bio1590
09/18/18 9:18:48 PM
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SaithSayer
09/18/18 9:25:36 PM
#119:


It won't load for me.Bio1590 posted...
Metro2 posted...
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/600769151137927170

Holy fuck

all I saw was a bunch of dots leading to a picture of toad in the bottom right hand corner.
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Darmik
09/18/18 9:28:27 PM
#120:


itpP4zs

Metro2 posted...
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/600769151137927170


I briefly thought this was a response until I noticed the date lol
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Axiom
09/18/18 9:28:38 PM
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eston
09/18/18 9:45:24 PM
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Vyrulisse
09/19/18 12:12:37 PM
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powerman1426
09/19/18 12:16:17 PM
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solosnake
09/19/18 12:28:56 PM
#125:


Bio1590 posted...
Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called, Daniels writes. He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning our plan...

What was the plan though?
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The_Doge
09/19/18 12:30:26 PM
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teepan95
09/19/18 12:57:05 PM
#127:


Alpha218 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell

Implying Trump has ever been in first place

I'm sure he comes in first place all the time, if you catch my drift...
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mario2000
09/19/18 2:22:03 PM
#128:


teepan95 posted...
Alpha218 posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
this is the worst timeline

The fact that American politics and Mario Kart have somehow crossed over, makes this the best timeline

Can you imagine the Twitter storm that would happen if Trump got hit by a blue shell

Implying Trump has ever been in first place

I'm sure he comes in first place all the time, if you catch my drift...

heyoooo
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