Current Events > lmao how can you know you don't like gay sex if you've never tried it

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 5:31:11 AM
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TeaMilk
09/07/18 5:40:27 AM
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Forgettable posted...
I've had gay sex 18 times and didn't enjoy it a single time, so I'm pretty certain I don't like gay sex.

omg why did you keep doing it so much
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iClockwork
09/07/18 5:41:40 AM
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How do you know you don't like jumping out of a tree with a rope tied around your neck until you try it?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 5:42:49 AM
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iClockwork posted...
How do you know you don't like jumping out of a tree with a rope tied around your neck until you try it?

did you just compare gay sex with hanging one's self?

like... you actually think having gay sex is as horrible to think about as hanging yourself?

that's some pretty strong prejudice and bigotry, tbh.

you should do some self-reflection, really
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 6:04:39 AM
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wanna add another data point and see if that changes your opinion
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AwesomeOSauce
09/07/18 6:10:17 AM
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What if you can't get hard enough to try it though? Like limp dick whole time
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stone
09/07/18 6:12:21 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Forgettable posted...
I've had gay sex 18 times and didn't enjoy it a single time, so I'm pretty certain I don't like gay sex.

omg why did you keep doing it so much

"doesn't matter, had sex", probably
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 6:12:58 AM
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AwesomeOSauce posted...
What if you can't get hard enough to try it though? Like limp dick whole time

If you're trying to get hard for it but can't, that counts as trying
and you know for sure, because you tried
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/07/18 6:31:48 AM
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Because I know for a fact I wouldn't like sticking my dick in a toaster either without trying it.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 6:39:18 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Because I know for a fact I wouldn't like sticking my dick in a toaster either without trying it.

did you just compare gay sex with suicide by toaster?

like... you actually think having gay sex is as horrible to think about as electrocuting yourself?

that's some pretty strong prejudice and bigotry, tbh.

you should do some self-reflection, really
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Garioshi
09/07/18 6:45:52 AM
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TC has a pretty good point tbh
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/07/18 6:48:28 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Because I know for a fact I wouldn't like sticking my dick in a toaster either without trying it.

did you just compare gay sex with suicide by toaster?

like... you actually think having gay sex is as horrible to think about as electrocuting yourself?

that's some pretty strong prejudice and bigotry, tbh.

you should do some self-reflection, really

No I'm just saying some outcomes are obvious before needing to physically test them
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 6:49:13 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
No I'm just saying some outcomes are obvious before needing to physically test them

so you are 100% certain that you would not enjoy gay sex
at all
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SailorGoon
09/07/18 6:50:14 AM
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Because sometimes I've taken some pretty thick dookies. And I'm like, yeah that wouldn't work going in.
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CyricZ
09/07/18 6:51:10 AM
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Ya got me there.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 6:51:59 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
Because sometimes I've taken some pretty thick dookies. And I'm like, yeah that wouldn't work going in.

did you just compare gay sex with taking a shit?

like... you actually think having gay sex is as horrible to think about as taking a shit?

that's some pretty strong prejudice and bigotry, tbh.

you should do some self-reflection, really
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SailorGoon
09/07/18 6:55:05 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
SailorGoon posted...
Because sometimes I've taken some pretty thick dookies. And I'm like, yeah that wouldn't work going in.

did you just compare gay sex with taking a shit?

like... you actually think having gay sex is as horrible to think about as taking a shit?

that's some pretty strong prejudice and bigotry, tbh.

you should do some self-reflection, really

Did you really just call a natural human aspect that literally everyone does to survive a horrible thing? What's next? Are you going to criticize me for sneezing? Smh
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 6:59:37 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
Did you really just call a natural human aspect that literally everyone does to survive a horrible thing? What's next? Are you going to criticize me for sneezing? Smh

ROFL if you literally out here sneezing don't even fuckin TALK to me BRO
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SailorGoon
09/07/18 7:00:36 AM
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TC. It is 2018. We should be beyond the point of body-function shaming.
#bodyfunctionpositive
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Fam_Fam
09/07/18 7:04:20 AM
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and people wonder why the boards are dying...
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 7:04:24 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 7:04:56 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
and people wonder why the boards are dying...

why do gay people upset you
did they make fun of your shoes
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SailorGoon
09/07/18 7:07:24 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i bet u pee sitting down

Did you just assume I use a toilet? Sorry TC, but because society is hateful and unacceptabing like you there aren't any bathrooms that are accessible for my kind so I proudly use a catheter bag.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 7:08:03 AM
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SailorGoon posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i bet u pee sitting down

Did you just assume I use a toilet? Sorry TC, but because society is hateful and unacceptabing like you there aren't any bathrooms that are accessible for my kind so I proudly use a catheter bag.

so are you sitting or standing when you pee
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FF_Redux
09/07/18 7:09:47 AM
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SailorGoon
09/07/18 7:11:34 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
SailorGoon posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i bet u pee sitting down

Did you just assume I use a toilet? Sorry TC, but because society is hateful and unacceptabing like you there aren't any bathrooms that are accessible for my kind so I proudly use a catheter bag.

so are you sitting or standing when you pee

Yes
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Fam_Fam
09/07/18 2:03:34 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
and people wonder why the boards are dying...

why do gay people upset you
did they make fun of your shoes


no i meant stupid topics and arguments like this.

i have no problem with the gays. I have a few gay friends, ya know?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 2:21:23 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
no i meant stupid topics and arguments like this.

i have no problem with the gays. I have a few gay friends, ya know?

lmao
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dib153
09/07/18 2:33:18 PM
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I've never jumped on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks and rat traps, but I know I wouldn't like it
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vocedelmorte
09/07/18 2:34:10 PM
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AwesomeOSauce posted...
What if you can't get hard enough to try it though? Like limp dick whole time

Thats just your mental barriers
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slimfizzle2
09/07/18 2:37:53 PM
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The first time was a pain the ass. The second left a bad taste in my mouth
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Middle hope
09/07/18 2:38:37 PM
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No way. That would be gay
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 3:09:08 PM
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Words0fJokeAc posted...
TC, you should watch mlp. I think you'll like it. Don't knock it till you try it

i tried
i didn't like it
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stone
09/07/18 3:11:09 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
The first time was a pain the ass. The second left a bad taste in my mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSg_6T8HrRg" data-time="

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BaphometFlux
09/07/18 3:11:40 PM
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Lol
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Kazi1212
09/07/18 3:14:08 PM
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TC is correct. All guys should just get their best buds and try gay sex just once like all girls do
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SuperMedz3
09/07/18 3:14:22 PM
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lmao how can you know you don't like heroin if you've never tried it
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 3:15:51 PM
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SuperMedz3 posted...
lmao how can you know you don't like heroin if you've never tried it

bad comparison

we KNOW we would like heroin
a bit too much

that's a medical fact, not an opinion formed from experience
Heroin is extremely pleasurable and addictive
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gatorsPENSbucs
09/07/18 3:16:21 PM
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Same way you know you don't like the taste of dog shit. You just know some things.
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Blue_Inigo
09/07/18 3:16:47 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
and people wonder why the boards are dying...

why do gay people upset you
did they make fun of your shoes


no i meant stupid topics and arguments like this.

i have no problem with the gays. I have a few gay friends, ya know?

"The gays"
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slimfizzle2
09/07/18 3:17:05 PM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
that's a medical fact, not an opinion formed from experience
Heroin is extremely pleasurable and addictive

So is gay sex
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thanosibe
09/07/18 3:21:03 PM
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https://imgur.com/1INZQiH
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stone
09/07/18 3:22:27 PM
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thanosibe posted...
https://imgur.com/1INZQiH

I cringed just looking at that picture.. ouch
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Zodd3224
09/07/18 3:24:57 PM
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Are you willing to be my test subject TC?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
09/07/18 3:25:39 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Are you willing to be my test subject TC?

trust me
you'll be the subject
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vocedelmorte
09/07/18 4:03:20 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
that's a medical fact, not an opinion formed from experience
Heroin is extremely pleasurable and addictive

So is gay sex

Thats why people scared to try it
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