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DirkDiggles
08/23/18 12:42:16 PM
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"You are my stepson and I poop from there!"

"Oh yeah, baby. Put your tongue in my fart box!."
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AlephZero
08/23/18 12:42:48 PM
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is only smellz
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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/23/18 12:43:34 PM
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"Beep bep."
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frogman_295
08/23/18 12:43:36 PM
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Yeah pound grandma's furburger bby
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Questionmarktarius
08/23/18 12:43:53 PM
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...there's dialog in porn?
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KillerKhan420
08/23/18 12:44:48 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
"You are my stepson and I poop from there!"

"Oh yeah, baby. Put your tongue in my fart box!."


I never saw these and I'm glad I haven't from the sound of it
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joestarrr
08/24/18 11:49:44 PM
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"No!" "That hurts!" etc
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Schwarz
08/24/18 11:50:48 PM
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"I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!"
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WaterLink
08/24/18 11:52:23 PM
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Not porn, but probably the same production budget and a relevant theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xc1l-nPMfM" data-time="

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YukihoHagiwara
08/24/18 11:52:33 PM
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I rip the skin
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SnapesOnAPlane
08/24/18 11:52:41 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
I never saw these and I'm glad I haven't from the sound of it

Stepmom anal vids are pretty mainstream now bro
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Lordgold666
08/24/18 11:53:50 PM
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Are you gonna swallow it?

..um, yeah

Youre not supposed to swallow it!

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ProfessorKukui
08/24/18 11:54:34 PM
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That one about the lemons.
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WilliamPorygon
08/24/18 11:59:56 PM
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"Please don't take this the wrong way, but why did you rape and sodomize me in a public bathroom?"

Actually, pretty much any line from the English dub of Sextra Credit could qualify for this topic.
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Anisoptera
08/25/18 12:01:08 AM
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"Don't be a hero. Let your blue balls go pink!"
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Andrew21044
08/25/18 12:06:22 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...there's dialog in porn?

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DirkDiggles
08/25/18 12:09:39 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
...there's dialog in porn?


Andrew21044 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
...there's dialog in porn?


Found the ones who mute their porn videos so mom can't hear it.
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TheSextMachine
08/25/18 12:20:08 AM
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"But I poop from there."

"Not right now you don't."
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Rikiaz
08/25/18 12:21:44 AM
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Hentai but
"My little sister is [rude word for very dumb] and thinks she's a cat. I told her if she drinks my milk it'll help make her smarter."

Also from a different hentai
"For breakfast I'm having an omelet made with [sister's] eggs and a tall glass of [sister's] milk"
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ColdOne666
08/25/18 12:23:11 AM
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"Did you like it, Daddy?"
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Vyrulisse
08/25/18 12:24:20 AM
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"But it's my first time!"
*proceeds to play out the Kama Sutra expertly in your path*
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catboy0_0
08/25/18 12:24:58 AM
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I've been waiting for this all day
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Anisoptera
08/25/18 12:26:00 AM
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I don't even think you guys watch porn. none of these are quotes from any actual porn videos.
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catboy0_0
08/25/18 12:31:22 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
I don't even think you guys watch porn. none of these are quotes from any actual porn videos.

mine is
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YukihoHagiwara
08/25/18 12:50:28 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
I don't even think you guys watch porn. none of these are quotes from any actual porn videos.

I can't believe this story you're telling me, it's macabre!
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PiOverlord
08/25/18 12:55:14 AM
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*Stepmom is stuck in the door (even though it looks fake) as stepson 1 is taking advantage of the scenario from behind*

Stepmom: Oh Dylan, I'm so glad to see you, please help me. You're brother -

Stepson 2: Did you get my cereal?

Stepmom: They're frozen vegetables. Will you put them away, your brother is doing unspeakable things to me.

Stepson 2: What the fuck? You didn't get my cereal?!?

Stepson 1: You didn't get the cereal?
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Anisoptera
08/25/18 12:56:39 AM
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video title: Step-mom and not her son

The step-son is balding and has a beard and is covered in body hair.
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Kitt
08/25/18 12:58:30 AM
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Anisoptera
08/25/18 12:59:57 AM
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Kitt posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGnpWZlggQ" data-time="


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmjYt5Z4cG4" data-time="

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Kitt
08/25/18 1:01:55 AM
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Anisoptera posted...
Kitt posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGnpWZlggQ" data-time="


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmjYt5Z4cG4" data-time="

Ha. I actually wanted to post that one but felt like it would make more sense to do the original one.
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Delirious_Beard
08/25/18 1:03:19 AM
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FUCKING slaves, get your ass back here!

FUCK YOU
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Vyrulisse
08/25/18 1:03:44 AM
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Anisoptera
08/25/18 1:06:50 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3B7M-3KfrA" data-time="


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKqgUUvoFFc" data-time="

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YellowSUV
08/25/18 1:08:09 AM
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I'm not really a wolf....
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I'm SKELETOR huh huh huh!
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1337toothbrush
08/25/18 1:12:51 AM
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FaultyGourry
08/25/18 1:13:19 AM
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"Oh god!"
"What did I tell you about saying the Lord's name in vain?! Quit blaspheming in my office!"
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CM_Ponch
08/25/18 1:14:33 AM
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Schwarz
08/25/18 1:15:03 AM
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Schwarz posted...
"I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub!"

Anisoptera posted...
Kitt posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwGnpWZlggQ" data-time="


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmjYt5Z4cG4" data-time="

My dudes.
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Rikiaz
08/25/18 1:25:06 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c" data-time="

Is that Dan Green?
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CM_Ponch
08/25/18 1:27:48 AM
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Rikiaz posted...
Is that Dan Green?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqIGKpGKJk" data-time="

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Rikiaz
08/25/18 1:31:03 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
Rikiaz posted...
Is that Dan Green?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQqIGKpGKJk" data-time="

What the fuck...?! But seriously though, is that other one him too?
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Buzz Killjoy
08/25/18 1:31:14 AM
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Something something something lemon stealing whores.

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Guerrilla Soldier
08/25/18 1:31:24 AM
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TheSextMachine posted...
"But I poop from there."

"Not right now you don't."

came to say this
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Sphyx
08/25/18 1:35:15 AM
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"Jules! we're gonna need a shitload of chow mein!"
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Vyrulisse
08/25/18 1:55:03 AM
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Blue_Inigo
08/25/18 2:19:19 AM
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CM_Ponch posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c" data-time="

This is art
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1337toothbrush
08/25/18 2:23:32 AM
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"Disobedience, huh? That's a mistake."

"Okay maggots. I wanna see six hot loads... on your DI's hat now."
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DirkDiggles
08/25/18 5:10:06 PM
#50:


Rikiaz posted...
Hentai but
"My little sister is [rude word for very dumb] and thinks she's a cat. I told her if she drinks my milk it'll help make her smarter."

Also from a different hentai
"For breakfast I'm having an omelet made with [sister's] eggs and a tall glass of [sister's] milk"


Sad that I know where both of those lines came from lol.
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