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Reis
08/02/18 3:10:59 PM
#1:


Useless box - Results (24 votes)
boiled
8.33% (2 votes)
2
smoked
4.17% (1 vote)
1
grilled
8.33% (2 votes)
2
poached
12.5% (3 votes)
3
scrampled
45.83% (11 votes)
11
baked
4.17% (1 vote)
1
slow cooked
0% (0 votes)
0
braised
16.67% (4 votes)
4
I'm leaning towards grilling some up right now
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08/02/18 3:11:14 PM
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edededdy
08/02/18 3:11:20 PM
#3:


how the fuck do you grill an egg
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MabusIncarnate
08/02/18 3:11:27 PM
#4:


Well done with ketchup
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Reis
08/02/18 3:12:35 PM
#5:


edededdy posted...
how the fuck do you grill an egg

by putting it on a grill
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catboy0_0
08/02/18 3:13:24 PM
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sauteed
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edededdy
08/02/18 3:14:15 PM
#7:


Reis posted...
edededdy posted...
how the fuck do you grill an egg

by putting it on a grill

yeah and watch as it falls through those large gaps in most grills and you lose your egg.

come the fuck on you know what I meant to stop fucking playing dumb and explain it or fuck off
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Awakened_Link
08/02/18 3:14:19 PM
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wtf are scrampled

also i prefer deviled. does that fall under hard-boiled
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Reis
08/02/18 3:15:02 PM
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edededdy posted...
Reis posted...
edededdy posted...
how the fuck do you grill an egg

by putting it on a grill

yeah and watch as it falls through those large gaps in most grills and you lose your egg.

come the fuck on you know what I meant to stop fucking playing dumb and explain it or fuck off

if you can't understand it i can't help you bro, it's like explaining 1 + 1
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ThyCorndog
08/02/18 3:15:41 PM
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edededdy posted...
Reis posted...
edededdy posted...
how the fuck do you grill an egg

by putting it on a grill

yeah and watch as it falls through those large gaps in most grills and you lose your egg.

come the fuck on you know what I meant to stop fucking playing dumb and explain it or fuck off

if you can't understand it i can't help you bro, it's like explaining 1 + 1
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catboy0_0
08/02/18 3:16:00 PM
#11:


whoops wrong account
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SkittyOnWailord
08/02/18 3:16:26 PM
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I'm surprised microwaved isn't listed. I would have thought that was more common than baking.
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edededdy
08/02/18 3:16:30 PM
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lmfao
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DeadSite
08/02/18 3:17:28 PM
#14:


Wtf none of these
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Reis
08/02/18 3:17:31 PM
#15:


SkittyOnWailord posted...
I'm surprised microwaved isn't listed. I would have thought that was more common than baking.

microwaving shit is for savages
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/02/18 3:17:32 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
I'm surprised microwaved isn't listed. I would have thought that was more common than baking.

i was gonna post a "Wtf" then i remember one of my favorite dishes for breakfast is microwave steamed eggs and rice

it really is a quick way to steam eggs
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Caution999
08/02/18 3:17:47 PM
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This poll is an embarrassment tbh

Over easy? Over hard?
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frogman_295
08/02/18 3:17:51 PM
#18:


Fried is pretty good...
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SkittyOnWailord
08/02/18 3:18:28 PM
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Reis posted...
SkittyOnWailord posted...
I'm surprised microwaved isn't listed. I would have thought that was more common than baking.

microwaving shit is for savages


I never said microwaving is good. Just that it's probably more common.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/02/18 3:19:22 PM
#20:


Caution999 posted...
This poll is an embarrassment tbh

Over easy? Over hard?

those are all just "Fried" eggs
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HiddenLurker
08/02/18 3:20:19 PM
#21:


Caution999 posted...
This poll is an embarrassment tbh

Over easy? Over hard?

No sunny side up either...
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GaryGaryGary
08/02/18 3:21:07 PM
#22:


I like to mix my eggs with other ingredients and turn them into cake.
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Reis
08/02/18 3:21:26 PM
#23:


GaryGaryGary posted...
I like to mix my eggs with other ingredients and turn them into cake.

so baked then
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GaryGaryGary
08/02/18 3:21:59 PM
#24:


Caked
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ThyCorndog
08/02/18 3:26:43 PM
#25:


if you don't bake your eggs don't even TALK to me bro
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Caution999
08/02/18 3:30:30 PM
#26:


ThyCorndog posted...
if you don't bake your eggs don't even TALK to me bro


Nah if you don't eat the shell don't even TALK to me, bro.
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hollow_shrine
08/02/18 3:32:41 PM
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Soft boiled, poached, or over easy.
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Leanaunfurled
08/02/18 3:33:09 PM
#28:


Scrampled. What's that say about me?
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Darkman124
08/02/18 3:34:38 PM
#29:


raw, served over tartare

but since that wasnt an option i voted poached.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/02/18 3:35:37 PM
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HiddenLurker posted...
Caution999 posted...
This poll is an embarrassment tbh

Over easy? Over hard?

No sunny side up either...

TIL: "over easy/hard" and "sunny side up" are cooking methods for eggs
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Reis
08/02/18 3:36:58 PM
#31:


Darkman124 posted...
raw, served over tartare

but since that wasnt an option i voted poached.

raw =/= cooked

quick mathz
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
08/02/18 3:37:14 PM
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Reis posted...
Darkman124 posted...
raw, served over tartare

but since that wasnt an option i voted poached.

raw =/= cooked

quick mathz

fucking BTFO
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SkittyOnWailord
08/02/18 3:52:13 PM
#33:


YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
HiddenLurker posted...
Caution999 posted...
This poll is an embarrassment tbh

Over easy? Over hard?

No sunny side up either...

TIL: "over easy/hard" and "sunny side up" are cooking methods for eggs


A few months ago I was in Denny's. I asked for a burger and regular fries, and a fried egg on the side. The employee said they didn't sell fried eggs. I did a O_o face and pointed to where the menu said side of egg. He said "Oh, you want an egg on the side, I thought you wanted a fried egg. Because we don't have those."

I said I want it over-medium. And said ok and walked away.

Yeah. People don't know what fried eggs are.
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Funkydog
08/02/18 3:53:59 PM
#34:


Where the fuck is the simple "fried" option?
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Reis
08/02/18 3:57:35 PM
#35:


come to think of it, leaving out charred was a glaring omission

sorry guys
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Orthopox12
08/02/18 4:02:02 PM
#36:


edededdy posted...
Reis posted...
edededdy posted...
how the fuck do you grill an egg

by putting it on a grill

yeah and watch as it falls through those large gaps in most grills and you lose your egg.

come the fuck on you know what I meant to stop fucking playing dumb and explain it or fuck off

Tin foil bro.
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Reis
08/02/18 8:10:10 PM
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bump for evening ce
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KILBOTz
08/02/18 8:11:41 PM
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prince_leo
08/02/18 8:12:36 PM
#39:


hard-boiled is the only way I can eat them tbh, but I can't get enough of them
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creativeme
08/02/18 8:12:56 PM
#40:


Funkydog posted...
Where the fuck is the simple "fried" option?


no fried option but literally has grilled as an option. he could have added fried and still had another spot for other
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Tupacrulez
08/02/18 8:14:22 PM
#41:


Scrambled with mozza/cheddar cheese, peppers, and a bit of bacon.

Stunningly good.
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Tappor
08/02/18 8:15:05 PM
#42:


Human incubation
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Tyranthraxus
08/02/18 8:17:59 PM
#43:


edededdy posted...
Reis posted...
edededdy posted...
how the fuck do you grill an egg

by putting it on a grill

yeah and watch as it falls through those large gaps in most grills and you lose your egg.

come the fuck on you know what I meant to stop fucking playing dumb and explain it or fuck off


It's called a griddle. Typically used to grill pancakes and eggs.
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