Current Events > Patient: 'Are you jewish?' Me: 'No.' Patient: 'Good. I hate jews.'

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NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:18:15 PM #1:	Me: >________> Sundays are crazy --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905925986] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Me: >________> Sundays are crazy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 07/29/18 5:18:47 PM #2:	Jewish girls are hot af tho <cite>smoliske posted [p:905926014] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Jewish girls are hot af tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkrobotisback 07/29/18 5:18:56 PM #3:	I would of said, "yeah I am, got a problem? Talk to my lawyers" --- The average life of a weeaboo in a nutshell https://i.imgtc.com/Lsu0Byp.jpg <cite>Darkrobotisback posted [p:905926027] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>I would of said, "yeah I am, got a problem? Talk to my lawyers"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 07/29/18 5:19:04 PM #4:	Circumcise him as a prank --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:905926034] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Circumcise him as a prank</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 07/29/18 5:19:18 PM #5:	Smashingpmkns posted... Circumcise him as a prank Lol --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:905926042] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Circumcise him as a prank</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:19:47 PM #6:	Smashingpmkns posted... Circumcise him as a prank It was a lady. Btw I am circumcized too. Feels good man. --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905926064] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Circumcise him as a prank</quote> It was a lady. Btw I am circumcized too. Feels good man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 07/29/18 5:20:09 PM #7:	Was it an older patient? --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:905926084] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Was it an older patient?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:20:42 PM #8:	iPhone_7 posted... Was it an older patient? Yeah --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905926114] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>iPhone_7 posted...</cite> <quote>Was it an older patient?</quote> Yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 07/29/18 5:21:06 PM #9:	iPhone_7 posted... Was it an older patient? It was a 6 year old girl. --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:905926131] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>iPhone_7 posted...</cite> <quote>Was it an older patient?</quote> It was a 6 year old girl.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 07/29/18 5:21:09 PM #10:	Smashingpmkns posted... Circumcise him as a prank mutilation is no joke --- https://imgur.com/hEL2qQYh https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/FA2GxDS https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:905926132] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smashingpmkns posted...</cite> <quote>Circumcise him as a prank</quote> mutilation is no joke</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 07/29/18 5:21:15 PM #11:	NeonOctopus posted... It was a lady. In that case - hide the afikoman in a really awkward place so there's no chance of her finding it. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:905926138] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>It was a lady.</quote> In that case - hide the afikoman in a really awkward place so there's no chance of her finding it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 07/29/18 5:21:48 PM #12:	Did she elaborate on that --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:905926167] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Did she elaborate on that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:22:26 PM #13:	pinky0926 posted... Did she elaborate on that she said "they're all bad people" when I asked lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905926197] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>Did she elaborate on that</quote> she said "they're all bad people" when I asked lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/29/18 5:24:31 PM #14:	The Good Doctor had an episode about this. a neo nazi had to be cared for by a Jewish or Muslim (I can't remember) doctor. and he spouted shit and she treated him anyway or she was just black or something. or hispanic......fuck, I really can't remember <cite>Zikten posted [p:905926306] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>The Good Doctor had an episode about this. a neo nazi had to be cared for by a Jewish or Muslim (I can't remember) doctor. and he spouted shit and she treated him anyway or she was just black or something. or hispanic......fuck, I really can't remember</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:28:19 PM #15:	I legit had a neo-nazi patient a few years ago. He had a swatiska tattoo on his forearm and asked "Do you like my tattoo?" and was like "Uhhhhhhhhhh you don't see that often >________>" and he literally retorted with "Yeah! Fuck [n-words]!" and when I wheeled him into the ER, I covered him with a blanket to hide it and this guy literally pulls his arm out and lays it tattoo up to show it off to the world 2 seconds later. Idk why neo-nazis always show that shit off >_> They have zero self-awareness I guess. --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905926473] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>I legit had a neo-nazi patient a few years ago. He had a swatiska tattoo on his forearm and asked "Do you like my tattoo?" and was like "Uhhhhhhhhhh you don't see that often >________>" and he literally retorted with "Yeah! Fuck [n-words]!" and when I wheeled him into the ER, I covered him with a blanket to hide it and this guy literally pulls his arm out and lays it tattoo up to show it off to the world 2 seconds later. Idk why neo-nazis always show that shit off >_> They have zero self-awareness I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 07/29/18 5:38:28 PM #16:	NeonOctopus posted... I legit had a neo-nazi patient a few years ago. He had a swatiska tattoo on his forearm and asked "Do you like my tattoo?" and was like "Uhhhhhhhhhh you don't see that often >________>" and he literally retorted with "Yeah! Fuck [n-words]!" and when I wheeled him into the ER, I covered him with a blanket to hide it and this guy literally pulls his arm out and lays it tattoo up to show it off to the world 2 seconds later. Idk why neo-nazis always show that shit off >_> They have zero self-awareness I guess. Just a matter of time before they get smacked upside the head for it. Clearly this one hadn't had his time yet. --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:905926939] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote>I legit had a neo-nazi patient a few years ago. He had a swatiska tattoo on his forearm and asked "Do you like my tattoo?" and was like "Uhhhhhhhhhh you don't see that often >________>" and he literally retorted with "Yeah! Fuck [n-words]!" and when I wheeled him into the ER, I covered him with a blanket to hide it and this guy literally pulls his arm out and lays it tattoo up to show it off to the world 2 seconds later. Idk why neo-nazis always show that shit off >_> They have zero self-awareness I guess.</quote> Just a matter of time before they get smacked upside the head for it. Clearly this one hadn't had his time yet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 07/29/18 5:38:31 PM #17:	its strange how comfortably racist people are in front of their physicians Just Wednesday I had some 50 yo white guy demand i give him a script for a narcotic, and of course i was like, nah. He then exploded with cuss words and told me that, if i was a [n word] youd have given me anything i wanted! Uhhhh wut --- https://imgur.com/rPJnWhf <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:905926941] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>its strange how comfortably racist people are in front of their physicians Just Wednesday I had some 50 yo white guy demand i give him a script for a narcotic, and of course i was like, nah. He then exploded with cuss words and told me that, if i was a [n word] youd have given me anything i wanted! Uhhhh wut</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:39:33 PM #18:	NeuralLaxative posted... its strange how comfortably racist people are in front of their physicians Just Wednesday I had some 50 yo white guy demand i give him a script for a narcotic, and of course i was like, nah. He then exploded with cuss words and told me that, if i was a [n word] youd have given me anything i wanted! Uhhhh wut lmao, yeah it baffles me how casually racist older patients are sometimes --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905926992] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeuralLaxative posted...</cite> <quote>its strange how comfortably racist people are in front of their physicians Just Wednesday I had some 50 yo white guy demand i give him a script for a narcotic, and of course i was like, nah. He then exploded with cuss words and told me that, if i was a [n word] youd have given me anything i wanted! Uhhhh wut</quote> lmao, yeah it baffles me how casually racist older patients are sometimes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:40:36 PM #19:	pinky0926 posted... Just a matter of time before they get smacked upside the head for it. Clearly this one hadn't had his time yet. I think I was taking him in from a head injury from a fight. And when I was the tattoo I thought "......I'm not surprised >_>" >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905927045] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>Just a matter of time before they get smacked upside the head for it. Clearly this one hadn't had his time yet.</quote> I think I was taking him in from a head injury from a fight. And when I was the tattoo I thought "......I'm not surprised >_>" >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ssj-kenobi 07/29/18 5:42:59 PM #20:	smoliske posted... Jewish girls are hot af tho They tend to have the best feet in the world too tbh <cite>ssj-kenobi posted [p:905927151] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Jewish girls are hot af tho</quote> They tend to have the best feet in the world too tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 07/29/18 5:43:26 PM #21:	Overly aggressive behavior can be a sign of something wrong. First concerns should be hypoxia, stroke, and low blood sugar --- ultimate milf hunter https://imgur.com/lCEdce6 https://imgur.com/2N1Ezia https://imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:905927173] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Overly aggressive behavior can be a sign of something wrong. First concerns should be hypoxia, stroke, and low blood sugar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:46:08 PM #22:	EnragedSlith posted... Overly aggressive behavior can be a sign of something wrong. First concerns should be hypoxia, stroke, and low blood sugar It wasn't really an aggressive tone, she said it so casually lol. Which makes it all the more baffling/hilarious --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905927285] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>EnragedSlith posted...</cite> <quote>Overly aggressive behavior can be a sign of something wrong. First concerns should be hypoxia, stroke, and low blood sugar</quote> It wasn't really an aggressive tone, she said it so casually lol. Which makes it all the more baffling/hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 07/29/18 5:46:29 PM #23:	Do you look Jewish --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:905927305] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Do you look Jewish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 07/29/18 5:47:27 PM #24:	Israeli health care is like SSS+ quality It's basically the best there is. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:905927356] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Israeli health care is like SSS+ quality It's basically the best there is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/18 5:48:06 PM #25:	kuwab0 posted... Do you look Jewish I do >_> I have a jewfro when I grow my hair out --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905927382] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>kuwab0 posted...</cite> <quote>Do you look Jewish</quote> I do >_> I have a jewfro when I grow my hair out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 07/29/18 5:48:40 PM #26:	Trumps America --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXezjbuzh14 <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:905927405] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Trumps America</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 07/29/18 5:49:44 PM #27:	ngl I'd probably say I was Jewish if asked like that at my work. Just to fuck with them. My nametag says "Christian" because - well - that's my name, and I get asked constantly if I am a Christian like it says. Always by old white women. I'd awkwardly dodge the question in the past but now I just flatly admit that I'm not. If they want to make our interaction awkward, that's on them - it's an inappropriate question for them to ask. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:905927456] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>ngl I'd probably say I was Jewish if asked like that at my work. Just to fuck with them. My nametag says "Christian" because - well - that's my name, and I get asked constantly if I am a Christian like it says. Always by old white women. I'd awkwardly dodge the question in the past but now I just flatly admit that I'm not. If they want to make our interaction awkward, that's on them - it's an inappropriate question for them to ask.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/30/18 5:12:07 PM #28:	bump lol --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://imgur.com/btBPP4E https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:905983011] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>bump lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 07/30/18 5:16:14 PM #29:	smoliske posted... Jewish girls are hot af tho And they love anal too ;) --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:905983218] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>smoliske posted...</cite> <quote>Jewish girls are hot af tho</quote> And they love anal too ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 07/30/18 5:20:16 PM #30:	Boomers really are the worst generation --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:905983440] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>Boomers really are the worst generation</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 07/30/18 5:27:44 PM #31:	I have a friend that designs and made t shirts as a side gig. Hes Jewish. One time he met some guy to deliver and order and the guy had a swastika tattoo on his neck and a shaved head. My friend also has a shaved head and is all tatted up and could definitely pass for a skin head. Anyways he made the sale and nothing really came of it. He just said it was really awkward when the guy complimented his work, thanked him and went for a bro hug. --- The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:905983821] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote>I have a friend that designs and made t shirts as a side gig. Hes Jewish. One time he met some guy to deliver and order and the guy had a swastika tattoo on his neck and a shaved head. My friend also has a shaved head and is all tatted up and could definitely pass for a skin head. Anyways he made the sale and nothing really came of it. He just said it was really awkward when the guy complimented his work, thanked him and went for a bro hug.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo 07/30/18 5:28:28 PM #32:	Zikten posted... The Good Doctor had an episode about this. a neo nazi had to be cared for by a Jewish or Muslim (I can't remember) doctor. and he spouted shit and she treated him anyway or she was just black or something. or hispanic......fuck, I really can't remember Greys Anatomy, and black doctor <cite>CruelBuffalo posted [p:905983874] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>The Good Doctor had an episode about this. a neo nazi had to be cared for by a Jewish or Muslim (I can't remember) doctor. and he spouted shit and she treated him anyway or she was just black or something. or hispanic......fuck, I really can't remember</quote> Greys Anatomy, and black doctor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/30/18 5:29:49 PM #33:	Darkrobotisback posted... I would of said, "yeah I am, got a problem? Talk to my lawyers" Who happen to be my uncles --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:905983938] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkrobotisback posted...</cite> <quote>I would of said, "yeah I am, got a problem? Talk to my lawyers"</quote> Who happen to be my uncles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 07/30/18 5:31:14 PM #34:	--- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:905984021] in Patient: '... [t:76852854]...</cite> <quote> --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Patient: 'Are you jewish?' Me: 'No.' Patient: 'Good. I hate jews.' (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Patient: 'Are you jewish?' Me: 'No.' Patient: 'Good. I hate jews.'