Current Events > Wife this morning: "Are you hungry yet?"

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Vindris_SNH 07/22/18 11:49:42 AM #1:	Wife: "..... I'm gonna doordash some pancakes" --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:905521106] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote>Wife: "..... I'm gonna doordash some pancakes"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuneMan 07/22/18 12:52:23 PM #2:	The forward progress of technology... :P In the past that would have been a 'hint' that you were to immediately make breakfast for her, as in fact SHE was hungry but wasn't willing to directly convey that information to you. Now though, she can have a total stranger deliver breakfast to her. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:905523894] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote>The forward progress of technology... :P In the past that would have been a 'hint' that you were to immediately make breakfast for her, as in fact SHE was hungry but wasn't willing to directly convey that information to you. Now though, she can have a total stranger deliver breakfast to her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 07/22/18 12:57:40 PM #3:	doordash? Is she talking about stealing pancakes from your neighbours, or something? --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:905524167] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote>doordash? Is she talking about stealing pancakes from your neighbours, or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iwiybbykintsal 07/22/18 12:58:30 PM #4:	DuneMan posted... The forward progress of technology... :P In the past that would have been a 'hint' that you were to immediately make breakfast for her, as in fact SHE was hungry but wasn't willing to directly convey that information to you. Now though, she can have a total stranger deliver breakfast to her. Now everyone is lazy and needlessly spending And she better have tipped <cite>Iwiybbykintsal posted [p:905524206] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuneMan posted...</cite> <quote>The forward progress of technology... :P In the past that would have been a 'hint' that you were to immediately make breakfast for her, as in fact SHE was hungry but wasn't willing to directly convey that information to you. Now though, she can have a total stranger deliver breakfast to her.</quote> Now everyone is lazy and needlessly spending And she better have tipped</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/22/18 12:58:59 PM #5:	Last time your wife told me she was hungry, she got sausage instead. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:905524232] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote>Last time your wife told me she was hungry, she got sausage instead.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 07/22/18 1:01:07 PM #6:	I would have taken that as an open invitation to eat her box. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:905524327] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote>I would have taken that as an open invitation to eat her box.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/22/18 1:03:34 PM #7:	PoopPotato posted... I would have taken that as an open invitation to eat her box. This is where my mind went though Id definitely not be trying to do that in the morning. I don't want to put my face into a pussy suffering from sleep sweat, especially when I just woke up. If I pulled an alnighter Ill think about it --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:905524437] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote><cite>PoopPotato posted...</cite> <quote>I would have taken that as an open invitation to eat her box.</quote> This is where my mind went though Id definitely not be trying to do that in the morning. I don't want to put my face into a pussy suffering from sleep sweat, especially when I just woke up. If I pulled an alnighter Ill think about it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuneMan 07/22/18 1:06:48 PM #8:	Stagmar posted... doordash? Is she talking about stealing pancakes from your neighbours, or something? Doordash is like Uber for meal delivery. --- "I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me." -Cao Cao <cite>DuneMan posted [p:905524587] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote><cite>Stagmar posted...</cite> <quote>doordash? Is she talking about stealing pancakes from your neighbours, or something?</quote> Doordash is like Uber for meal delivery.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iwiybbykintsal 07/22/18 1:07:40 PM #9:	DuneMan posted... Stagmar posted... doordash? Is she talking about stealing pancakes from your neighbours, or something? Doordash is like Uber for meal delivery. uber does meal delivery <cite>Iwiybbykintsal posted [p:905524632] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote><cite>DuneMan posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Stagmar posted...</cite> <quote>doordash? Is she talking about stealing pancakes from your neighbours, or something?</quote> Doordash is like Uber for meal delivery.</quote> uber does meal delivery</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 07/22/18 1:07:51 PM #10:	Meal delivery is cool and all, but pancakes take no effort at all to make. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:905524646] in Wife this ... [t:76831117]...</cite> <quote>Meal delivery is cool and all, but pancakes take no effort at all to make.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Wife this morning: "Are you hungry yet?"