Current Events > Found ants in my cereal bowl. I might have eaten ants.

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Scotty_Rogers
07/20/18 5:11:58 PM
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Bruh, now I truly understand the importance of securing a closed box. :(
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Blue_Target
07/20/18 5:19:51 PM
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Dont just close the box. Fold the cereal bag itself with a clothespin or something.
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Scotty_Rogers
07/20/18 5:22:03 PM
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I'm gonna be OK, right? I noticed the ants in the bowl when I ate like six spoonfuls.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/20/18 5:22:21 PM
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that was the hidden prize inside
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Genocet_10-325
07/20/18 5:23:17 PM
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Ants aren't toxic, you'll be fine
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Questionmarktarius
07/20/18 5:23:29 PM
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Ants probably tripled the nutritional value, if anything.
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Scotty_Rogers
07/20/18 5:23:30 PM
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It was Fruit Loops, too.

Man, I'm pretty tired of eating cold cereal lol. Only eating HOT cereal like Oatmeal from now on fam!
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kingdrake2
07/20/18 5:23:59 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
that was the hidden prize inside


there's a secret recipe with ants. gotta coat them with candy substance and consume them.
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WaterLink
07/20/18 5:25:11 PM
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Sariana21
07/20/18 5:26:01 PM
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Extra protein!
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E32005
07/20/18 5:26:27 PM
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Jiek_Fafn
07/20/18 5:27:47 PM
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I'm pretty sure you're fucked. Those ants will just live in your belly feeding off everything you eat. They'll live in you for decades.

If you by chance ate the queen you probably don't have much time. She's in there starting a colony. Soon her children will make their way to your brain and muscles to control your body. It's only a matter of hours before you're more ant than man. You will be in a living nightmare where you are aware of everything but the ants are in control of your body.

I'm sorry, Scotty. I really am.
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Polycosm
07/20/18 5:28:44 PM
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RIP
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Scotty_Rogers
07/20/18 6:09:51 PM
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I'm Ant Man
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Slip-N-Slide
07/20/18 6:12:29 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
I'm Ant Man

Well you are about the size of Ant Man when he shrinks so you're part of the way there at least.
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