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YoshitoKikuchi
07/20/18 2:58:21 PM
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Incest?
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Giant_Aspirin
07/20/18 3:01:25 PM
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"yes but incest wasn't taboo back then" is basically the response i got from reading this

https://bible.org/question/was-world-populated-through-incest-or-did-god-create-others-besides-adam-and-eve
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DD Divine
07/20/18 3:06:57 PM
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But then the world flooded and we all cane from drunk ass noahs family
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CmndrHurricane
07/20/18 3:08:16 PM
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"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?
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SSJCAT
07/20/18 3:09:55 PM
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CmndrHurricane posted...
"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?

some mom lovin
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CiIantro
07/20/18 3:10:41 PM
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It didn't.
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SpiralDrift
07/20/18 3:12:44 PM
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24/7 incest orgies. Basically the bible version of The Aristocrats.
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Paragon21XX
07/20/18 3:13:09 PM
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CmndrHurricane posted...
"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?

More kids of course. What man that lived to be 900 years old wouldn't have his wife continuously pump out kids until whatever age menopause began for pre-flood women?
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/21/18 10:57:08 PM
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thronedfire2
07/21/18 10:58:03 PM
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"it's your turn to get mom pregnant this time"
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Zikten
07/21/18 10:59:50 PM
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CmndrHurricane posted...
"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?

in the Muslim Koran, a sister is mentioned too. and Cain and Abel fight over who gets to have sex with her.

also, in the bible Cain finds a wife after he kills his brother. but the bible doesn't bother to explain it. supposedly his family is all there is. but then it says "and then he got married" and expects the reader to not ask about it
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Prestoff
07/21/18 11:00:19 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
"it's your turn to get mom pregnant this time"


Pretty much.
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Zikten
07/21/18 11:00:34 PM
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also keep in mind there is also Lilith who would not be related to the boys because they are the sons of Eve, and Lilith was never pregnant. they could have found her and had sex with her
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silentwing26x
07/21/18 11:04:24 PM
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Nothing in the Bible says Adam and Eve were the only humans that were created, just that they were the first.
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Nomadic View
07/21/18 11:04:27 PM
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CmndrHurricane posted...
"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?


One of them killed the other one.

Adam and Eve were the first created. However there is nothing to say they were the only ones created.
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ThyCorndog
07/21/18 11:07:12 PM
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CiIantro posted...
It didn't.

I mean... this. without question. anything else is just explaining like how does santa really get his reindeer to fly
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silentwing26x
07/21/18 11:08:45 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
CiIantro posted...
It didn't.

I mean... this. without question. anything else is just explaining like how does santa really get his reindeer to fly


I don't think you need to believe it is real in order to respect it and understand it correctly as literature.
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Serious Cat
07/21/18 11:10:45 PM
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CmndrHurricane posted...
"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?

More sons and daughters.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/22/18 4:45:10 PM
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Serious Cat posted...
CmndrHurricane posted...
"Adam an Eve had two sons"

then what?

More sons and daughters.


And...
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EbonTitanium
07/22/18 4:47:15 PM
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It didn't.
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Lordgold666
07/22/18 4:51:23 PM
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Penus, meet vagene
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Tupacrulez
07/22/18 4:59:11 PM
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Lulz religion.
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