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pinky0926
07/17/18 1:54:29 PM
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Her: I'm so fucking bored, nothing to do today. Want to watch a movie?
Me: Sure, can be there in an hour or so
*go to her place*
*notice she has a big ass HDMI cable from the back of the TV to her laptop on the couch 8 feet away*
Me: You bought this TV recently right?
Her: Yeah
Me: It's a SmartTV right?
Her: Yeah but I haven't had time to set it up or anything, I've been too busy

What do you even say to that
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EliteLevel
07/17/18 1:56:20 PM
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I dont see the problem
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pinky0926
07/17/18 2:00:32 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
I dont see the problem


Look man this girl didn't just have a 10 foot HDMI cable sitting in a drawer. She wanted to play movies from her laptop to her TV so she went out and bought one, or even waited like 3 days or so for it to arrive in the mail. Then she sat there with this big ass cable acting like a limbo line across the living room just so she could watch TV, not knowing that she could have just played direct from her Netflix using the TV.

Then when I asked her about it she said she didn't have time to set it up, even though she's one of the least active people I know and had clearly spent the entire day on the fucking couch texting people. I mean she had just said that she was bored with nothing to do.

This rustled my jimmies something fierce
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Hexenherz
07/17/18 2:01:45 PM
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I totally get her. I bought some sewing machine oil for my computer fans and it'll take like thirty seconds to pop the case off and put a drop in the fan and put the case back on but I've been too lazy to do it >_>
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/17/18 2:02:07 PM
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What if the movies she wanted to play were downloaded to her laptop?
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Mr_Biscuit
07/17/18 2:02:10 PM
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This is when you volunteer to set it up for her real quick, oh no it's no problem at all, happy to help, just your humble tech wizard

and then you lay the pipe
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Hexenherz
07/17/18 2:03:35 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
This is when you volunteer to set it up for her real quick, oh no it's no problem at all, happy to help, just your humble tech wizard

and then you lay the pipe

Way to establish your subservient role in the relationship right off the bat...
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HypnoCoosh
07/17/18 2:05:31 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
and then you lay the pipe


7JeGhR5
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Mr_Biscuit
07/17/18 2:06:00 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
This is when you volunteer to set it up for her real quick, oh no it's no problem at all, happy to help, just your humble tech wizard

and then you lay the pipe

Way to establish your subservient role in the relationship right off the bat...

We'll see who's in the subservient role when she throws herself on her knees before the Tech God
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HypnoCoosh
07/17/18 2:06:04 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
This is when you volunteer to set it up for her real quick, oh no it's no problem at all, happy to help, just your humble tech wizard

and then you lay the pipe

Way to establish your subservient role in the relationship right off the bat...


Wow you must never get laid.
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HypnoCoosh
07/17/18 2:06:32 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
We'll see who's in the subservient role when she throws herself on her knees before the Tech God

7JeGhR5
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MrToothHasYou
07/17/18 2:10:12 PM
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Thats nothing, way back in the day I was in a video rental store with a girl I was dating and she picked up a copy of the Fantastic Four movie, frowned, and said, This looks so stupid, its just a ripoff of The Incredibles!
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HylianFox
07/17/18 2:10:44 PM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Thats nothing, way back in the day I was in a video rental store with a girl I was dating and she picked up a copy of the Fantastic Four movie, frowned, and said, This looks so stupid, its just a ripoff of The Incredibles!

I'd say she made the right call
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McDonaldzzz
07/17/18 2:34:56 PM
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You probably didn't even bang did you
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rikasa
07/17/18 2:35:04 PM
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I can relate to that. I just don't like doing stuff
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TES_Nut
07/17/18 2:59:54 PM
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Far from the dumbsest thing I've ever heard. Maybe you're just an asshole?
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NeverOffended
07/17/18 3:03:59 PM
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#pretentiouspinky
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pinky0926
07/17/18 3:10:10 PM
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TES_Nut posted...
Far from the dumbsest thing I've ever heard. Maybe you're just an asshole?


7JeGhR5
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Squall28
07/17/18 3:18:11 PM
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I honestly don't know how smart TVs work.
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ROBANN_88
07/17/18 4:00:53 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
I totally get her. I bought some sewing machine oil for my computer fans and it'll take like thirty seconds to pop the case off and put a drop in the fan and put the case back on but I've been too lazy to do it >_>


wait, you need oil in th computer fans?

i never thought of that, what does it do?
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SpinKirby
07/17/18 4:09:47 PM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
Hexenherz posted...
I totally get her. I bought some sewing machine oil for my computer fans and it'll take like thirty seconds to pop the case off and put a drop in the fan and put the case back on but I've been too lazy to do it >_>


wait, you need oil in th computer fans?

i never thought of that, what does it do?


It makes a disgusting amount of dust stick to your fan.
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MutantJohn
07/17/18 4:12:44 PM
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> gets invited to a girl's place to "watch a movie"
> goes over there and nerd rages about optimal entertainment setup

wew lad
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slimfizzle2
07/17/18 4:21:01 PM
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HylianFox posted...
MrToothHasYou posted...
Thats nothing, way back in the day I was in a video rental store with a girl I was dating and she picked up a copy of the Fantastic Four movie, frowned, and said, This looks so stupid, its just a ripoff of The Incredibles!

I'd say she made the right call

Thats the marrying type
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pinky0926
07/18/18 2:47:21 AM
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MutantJohn posted...
> gets invited to a girl's place to "watch a movie"
> goes over there and nerd rages about optimal entertainment setup

wew lad


Yeah I know she's bang out of order
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/18/18 2:49:09 AM
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this was your chance to showcase your manly skills by doing a manly set up of her smart tv in a manly way
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Sphyx
07/18/18 2:50:21 AM
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Every use of that gif ITT

lol
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solosnake
07/18/18 2:51:03 AM
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Did you leave? Because i would have left the house after something like that
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Lord_Wombat
07/18/18 2:57:28 AM
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I read a topic so dumb today it stunned me into silence:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76815956
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pinky0926
07/18/18 3:04:59 AM
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solosnake posted...
Did you leave? Because i would have left the house after something like that


I just sat there feeling so angry and upset
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bulletproofvita
07/18/18 3:08:54 AM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
and then you lay the pipe

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action52
07/18/18 3:20:16 AM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
Thats nothing, way back in the day I was in a video rental store with a girl I was dating and she picked up a copy of the Fantastic Four movie, frowned, and said, This looks so stupid, its just a ripoff of The Incredibles!

Well she may have been wrong in the details but her movie watching instincts were spot on.

Most likely she expected it to be kind of like the Incredibles but nowhere near as good, right?

Spot on.
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