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KlRBEH 07/15/18 3:47:10 PM #1: |
lmao get your rulers out --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 07/15/18 3:53:50 PM #2: |
Welp, now I feel depressed again.
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 3:56:02 PM #3: |
trappedunderice posted...
Welp, now I feel depressed again. to be fair I'm sure most of that is girl inches --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 07/15/18 3:57:38 PM #4: |
Something something blasted by limitless chad dick
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xyphilia 07/15/18 3:57:56 PM #5: |
I usually don't watch these kinda nonsense videos but I'm glad I did this time because the black girl in the tube top at the 20 second mark is just... hnnnnggg. I must have her.
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SailorGoon 07/15/18 4:03:50 PM #7: |
"Why the fuck is every ruler in your house marked at 2 inches!?"
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trappedunderice 07/15/18 4:11:42 PM #8: |
KlRBEH posted...
trappedunderice posted...Welp, now I feel depressed again. Nah, the truth hurts I can accept it like a man. --- You can't beat a classic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 4:24:44 PM #9: |
xyphilia posted...
I usually don't watch these kinda nonsense videos but I'm glad I did this time because the black girl in the tube top at the 20 second mark is just... hnnnnggg. I must have her. the one on the left or the one on the right? --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xyphilia 07/15/18 4:43:30 PM #10: |
Er one of them is
clearly wearing a dress which should make the answer obvious as to who is wearing the tube top ;p Not that it matters because they're both pretty damn hot, hell all the girls are except for the 2 grungy looking tattoo girls and the 2 white whales next to the slender girl who, poor things, were the most forgiving when it came to size, going as low as 4, while the attractive girls around them went way higher, and the cute one next to them even mentioned feeling sorry for them which made me super cringe. Really felt bad for them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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xyphilia 07/15/18 4:59:02 PM #11: |
Also you gotta love how defensive the dude gets at times, attacking their bra boob size lol.
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 5:01:21 PM #12: |
xyphilia posted...
Also you gotta love how defensive the dude gets at times, attacking their bra boob size lol. lmao yeah that guy was definitely getting very defensive --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 07/15/18 5:05:01 PM #13: |
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On_The_Edge 07/15/18 5:14:17 PM #14: |
A lot of these are black girls and the average for blacks is a bit higher isn't it?
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deupd_u 07/15/18 5:15:45 PM #15: |
Marketing 101: People don't know what they want. If they tell you something they want, they probably don't actually. You have to show them what they want.
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Daffadilio 07/15/18 5:17:54 PM #16: |
What the last super drunk girl was saying is true in my experience- a lot of either super hot or super hung guys suck at sex, period. My theory is not having to work as hard to get sex means you don't put in work during sex since they are used to girls just being all over them. Which is why I kinda laugh when guys say they won't get with chubby girls, they're missing some excellent head game, I'd be willing to bet. In general, I prefer small over large, meaning 4-5 inches, because I have more control in that case (better head game, can come down on it all the way, etc.). I do like big dick if the guy actually cares to please me and not just "not hurt" me, which has happened very few times in my experience. But if you have good tongue game, I'll forgive close to anything else.Ugly? Small? Bad at sex? Broke? IF you eating it right, who cares ;P
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Daffadilio 07/15/18 5:20:14 PM #17: |
KlRBEH posted...
xyphilia posted...Also you gotta love how defensive the dude gets at times, attacking their bra boob size lol. I don't think it was so much attacking/being defensive as much as calling out a double-standard, or as a comparison: "You are saying your minimum is 2 inches above average, that'd be like me saying my min is DD." --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Omnislasher 07/15/18 5:27:42 PM #18: |
already knew this, it's a fucked situation out there, seriously
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LinksLiege 07/15/18 5:30:46 PM #19: |
>_>
Sure, let's pretend most of the guys on this board are SOL just because they aren't hung. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hairy-man 07/15/18 5:34:27 PM #20: |
7.5 inches? Fuck thats small
These chicks aim really low Try 13 inches and then talk to me --- Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman CEW Commissioner ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Letron_James 07/15/18 5:34:35 PM #21: |
Im young hung and full of cum baybee
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Daffadilio 07/15/18 5:48:15 PM #22: |
Hairy-man posted...
7.5 inches? Fuck thats small Ooohhhhhhhhh Hairy haaaa --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 07/15/18 5:53:03 PM #23: |
Hairy-man posted...
7.5 inches? Fuck thats small :-( --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MedeaLysistrata 07/15/18 6:02:23 PM #24: |
lol at big dick karma
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 6:16:19 PM #25: |
Daffadilio posted...
KlRBEH posted...xyphilia posted...Also you gotta love how defensive the dude gets at times, attacking their bra boob size lol. Maybe His feelings definitely seemed hurt though --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 07/15/18 6:19:55 PM #26: |
I'm a big guy but not a big guy. 5 inches erect. I stopped worrying about it long ago. Not much you can do about it.
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CasualGuy 07/15/18 6:21:02 PM #27: |
I mean it's not like I'm banging girls so attractive that they can be that picky about size anyways
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 6:22:43 PM #28: |
while you got your rulers out, this is a pretty good site (got to change it to inches tho)
https://calcsd.bitballoon.com/ --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 6:26:11 PM #30: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
KlRBEH posted...while you got your rulers out, this is a pretty good site (got to change it to inches tho) lmao I did something similar and I forgot it was on centimeters --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NOM 07/15/18 6:30:10 PM #31: |
I'm not watching that video because I know it's just going to make me feel bad. Women are awful.
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Fony 07/15/18 6:30:39 PM #32: |
Daffadilio posted...
What the last super drunk girl was saying is true in my experience- a lot of either super hot or super hung guys suck at sex, period. My theory is not having to work as hard to get sex means you don't put in work during sex since they are used to girls just being all over them. Which is why I kinda laugh when guys say they won't get with chubby girls, they're missing some excellent head game, I'd be willing to bet. In general, I prefer small over large, meaning 4-5 inches, because I have more control in that case (better head game, can come down on it all the way, etc.). I do like big dick if the guy actually cares to please me and not just "not hurt" me, which has happened very few times in my experience. But if you have good tongue game, I'll forgive close to anything else.Ugly? Small? Bad at sex? Broke? IF you eating it right, who cares ;P This is a cope. Guys who look good and have big dicks get way more sex, and way more experience. Way more opportunities to improve and women are far more open to repeat business versus a small unimpressive guy. If you studies the sexual aptitude of men by penis size, I'm certain that men with bigger dicks would be better performers. Also, size matters to all women...it's just not always the most important factor. But most women would change the size of their man's dick with the snap of a finger if they could if he was under 8 inches. Also girth and shape have alot to do with pleasure as well as a psychological component. Bigger dicks are better all the time. Its just that a large "lame duck" would still be lame. No woman says she'll take her 5 inch and be happily ever after, the vast majority of women put their ideal penis size at 7-8 inches. FYI: There's no benefit to fucking fat women at all. They're just like every other woman except fatter, and often sweatier in bed. Actually fat girls can be worse due to low energy and poor hygiene. --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 07/15/18 6:31:15 PM #33: |
NOM posted...
I'm not watching that video because I know it's just going to make me feel bad. Women are awful. If it makes you feel any better a lot of women hate other women. Maybe even the majority. --- Currently playing: BioShock 2 (x360), Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NOM 07/15/18 6:33:58 PM #35: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
NOM posted...I'm not watching that video because I know it's just going to make me feel bad. Women are awful. I mean, they're just awful, mean spirited creatures with standards that only like 1% of guys would fit. Even the ones who act all nice and sweet, deep down are total monsters. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 07/15/18 6:35:34 PM #36: |
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LinksLiege 07/15/18 6:36:16 PM #37: |
VoightKent posted...
>I'm a motion of the ocean girl It's almost like this is just clips of the most controversial/"best" replies stitched together to make a spicy clickbait video. Almost. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KlRBEH 07/15/18 6:41:07 PM #38: |
LinksLiege posted...
VoightKent posted...>I'm a motion of the ocean girl That's probably true, but it's also pretty common for girls to be pretty delusional about penis size --- https://imgur.com/fUaBI I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 07/15/18 6:42:13 PM #39: |
Girls just throw out numbers. Look at a soda can and guess how big it is, 4-5 inches? Idk but I'm probably in the ball park. Now do the same for a dick. Adding another inch or so now magically matters a lot more.
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VandorLee 07/15/18 6:44:08 PM #40: |
To be fair: this is why guys standards for girls are generally very high. If a girl chubby/little fat shes considered a disgusting whale.
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Abyssea 07/15/18 6:44:21 PM #41: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
I'm a big guy but not a big guy. 5 inches erect. I stopped worrying about it long ago. Not much you can do about it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NOM 07/15/18 6:44:45 PM #42: |
Zodd3224 posted...
So many incels on this board It's hard not to be one or feel similar with how mean and insane women are these days. Jiek_Fafn posted... Girls just throw out numbers. Look at a soda can and guess how big it is, 4-5 inches? Idk but I'm probably in the ball park. Now do the same for a dick. Adding another inch or so now magically matters a lot more. This is stuff guys who don't measure up always say in these types of topics to make themselves feel better. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zodd3224 07/15/18 6:47:29 PM #43: |
NOM posted...
Zodd3224 posted...So many incels on this board Its quite easy to not be one actually. Women are meaner than men? Does estrogen cause meaness while testosterone causes kindness? LoL. Some people are mean, some people are nice. Gender doesnt matter. If you are one of the incel troll accounts, sorry I wasted my time replying. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 07/15/18 6:47:34 PM #44: |
NOM posted...
Zodd3224 posted...So many incels on this board I have a 30 inch penis fyi --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fony 07/15/18 6:49:15 PM #45: |
NOM posted...
Zodd3224 posted...So many incels on this board Eh, I have a large penis(say what you will) and I agree that girls throw numbers out and can't really eyeball a dick size. Most women add an inch or two when they guess. The most common guess I get is 10 inches, off by 1.5". --- It's not the end of the world, but we can see it from here. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 07/15/18 6:49:27 PM #46: |
I always ask: so did you get erect and take rule out? Did you get an accurate measurement? Did you stab it in the base for a few more inches? Did you literally force it as straight as possible? Are you fucking lying?
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DifferentialEquation 07/15/18 6:49:47 PM #47: |
Meh, it is what it is. Not everyone can be like Trump and have a 10-incher.
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Daffadilio 07/15/18 6:51:03 PM #48: |
Fony posted... Uhhm no, as a slutty girl, this is my absolute experience. You can disagree on how you think it should be but this is a pattern I've noticed long ago and hence taken care to pay attention to. The traditionally hot guys I've been with don't give head well/long enough. They often just like to jackhammer into you, and if you're that big- its usually super unpleasant to painful for the woman. The big guys can lack technique, are too big to easily directly stimulate the G-spot, or tease the hole by removing/reinserting casually which are some nice things I like in bed. Not saying they couldn't if they put effort into doing that, but as I said, many are just bad in bed. Maybe I've just been unlucky but I can tell you I have a large enough pool of personal data to draw from that I doubt it. I literally just told you I'd take 5 inches and be stoked. Because I give better head to a small guy. Because I often have better sex with a small guy, and even if it wasn't necessarily better, I have more control. Ideally it'd be a girthy 5'' but still. Size does matter, I wouldn't enjoy a micropenis nor would I enjoy 10", but again I care way more about other factors. I'm not saying this is the norm, but it's funny you say "no girl" when I literally just stated my preferences. --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/15/18 6:51:30 PM #49: |
KlRBEH posted...
That's probably true, but it's also pretty common for girls to be pretty delusional about penis size Yeah, some might be. But size queens are definitely a thing, and there's no reason to think he managed to only get that type of girl for this interview; he doubtlessly got many more responses, and cut the less interesting ones. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NOM 07/15/18 6:51:45 PM #50: |
Zodd3224 posted...
NOM posted...Zodd3224 posted...So many incels on this board No I'm not a troll account, and I'm not an incel despite understanding SOME of the reasons they are what they are. But I don't want to hurt or rape women. I just wish I could understand why they are such terrible and mean people. I'm sorry I wasn't born with good looks or a big cock, but why should that relegate me to being shunned my entire life? Just makes me sad is all. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 07/15/18 6:52:40 PM #51: |
Abyssea posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...I'm a big guy but not a big guy. 5 inches erect. I stopped worrying about it long ago. Not much you can do about it. lol they are cute. I'd give em all 5 inches. --- Currently playing: BioShock 2 (x360), Monster Hunter World (xbone), H1Z1 (ps4) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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