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glitteringfairy
07/14/18 12:27:24 PM
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The next morning after she laid into him he instead had pissed in a bottle because he couldn't stop playing fortnite.

Like I had heard about the pissing yourself and pissing in bottles online as a joke but it actually happened irl. Crazy.
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bob742omb
07/14/18 12:28:31 PM
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TheKingOf-Kings
07/14/18 12:29:10 PM
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Hahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhah fortnite is creating a generation of dancing neckbeards.
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LordFarquad1312
07/14/18 12:29:12 PM
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That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.
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glitteringfairy
07/14/18 12:29:34 PM
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bob742omb posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSgtICO8huw" data-time="

I referenced this episode immediately after she tolD me
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weekoldhotdog
07/14/18 12:29:46 PM
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How? you can pee when you die, between games, while waiting for the storm to come in?
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NeonOctopus
07/14/18 12:30:58 PM
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__aCEr__
07/14/18 12:31:10 PM
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This is why you only drink Mountain Dew. Then you piss in that bottle and no one knows.
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glitteringfairy
07/14/18 12:31:34 PM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.

She hid it from her husband because he would have went ballistic and smashed the Xbox and TV against the wall and I know the guy and he definitely would have. She said if it happens again she's gonna tell him
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weekoldhotdog
07/14/18 12:32:11 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
This is why you only drink Mountain Dew. Then you piss in that bottle and no one knows.

unless they find out how warm that ''soda'' is....
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glitteringfairy
07/14/18 12:32:39 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
How? you can pee when you die, between games, while waiting for the storm to come in?

Your guess is as good as mine.
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ArchiePeck
07/14/18 12:32:42 PM
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The game seems to have a level of addictiveness like no video game ever made in history.
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NeonOctopus
07/14/18 12:33:36 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
This is why you only drink Mountain Dew. Then you piss in that bottle and no one knows.

Cuz they both taste the same? lol
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thelastgooduser
07/14/18 12:35:35 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.

She hid it from her husband because he would have went ballistic and smashed the Xbox and TV against the wall and I know the guy and he definitely would have. She said if it happens again she's gonna tell him

Why do people on this board know so many mentally and physically abusive people? Is it an American thing? Does he beat her too?
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LordFarquad1312
07/14/18 12:36:58 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.

She hid it from her husband because he would have went ballistic and smashed the Xbox and TV against the wall and I know the guy and he definitely would have. She said if it happens again she's gonna tell him

That kid is fucked if neither of his parents can take responsability.
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NeonOctopus
07/14/18 12:40:09 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
He is only 9. If this keeps up he is going to be like the guy that died playing Starcraft but for this generation.

Is that the Korea guy who died because he played for like 72 hours straight in an internet cafe? >_>
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DezDroppedFreak
07/14/18 12:41:34 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.

She hid it from her husband because he would have went ballistic and smashed the Xbox and TV against the wall and I know the guy and he definitely would have. She said if it happens again she's gonna tell him


Lmao my mom wouldve been the one to do that waaaaay before my dad would
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glitteringfairy
07/14/18 12:43:38 PM
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thelastgooduser posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.

She hid it from her husband because he would have went ballistic and smashed the Xbox and TV against the wall and I know the guy and he definitely would have. She said if it happens again she's gonna tell him

Why do people on this board know so many mentally and physically abusive people? Is it an American thing? Does he beat her too?

He does beat her, mostly just throwing her into walls and such. She gets him back though, last time she almost clawed his eye out and he had to go to the hospital. They both abuse each other and both are alcoholics.

Kids fucked either way, I just want to know why he's pissing himself because of Fortnite. It's not even that good of a game.
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3khc
07/14/18 12:44:34 PM
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I've pissed in bottles before. No big deal.
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LordFarquad1312
07/14/18 12:45:20 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
thelastgooduser posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
LordFarquad1312 posted...
That's the point when the parents should step in and keep the kid away from the game.

She hid it from her husband because he would have went ballistic and smashed the Xbox and TV against the wall and I know the guy and he definitely would have. She said if it happens again she's gonna tell him

Why do people on this board know so many mentally and physically abusive people? Is it an American thing? Does he beat her too?

He does beat her, mostly just throwing her into walls and such. She gets him back though, last time she almost clawed his eye out and he had to go to the hospital. They both abuse each other and both are alcoholics.

Kids fucked either way, I just want to know why he's pissing himself because of Fortnite. It's not even that good of a game.

Yeah, poor kid. Might as well let him keep playing games.
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NeonOctopus
07/14/18 12:46:04 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
guy that died playing Starcraft


Yep.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4137782.stm

It was a long ass time ago but I still remember it for some reason.

2005? wow, I thought it was 2012ish. Time really flies.

Also, those video game pics in the article look so blocky and old lol. We've really come far >_>
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Monolith1676
07/14/18 12:46:32 PM
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No idea why people like that game so much. I look at it and just think meh.
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glitteringfairy
07/14/18 12:50:09 PM
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3khc posted...
I've pissed in bottles before. No big deal.

Yea but did you first piss yourself
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ShotgunSilencer
07/14/18 12:53:39 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
No idea why people like that game so much. I look at it and just think meh.


My 12 year old and all his buddies are obsessed with it. (Not to the point of pissing themselves lol).
I tried it a few times. Its alright. Im terrible at it but its not really my thing.
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