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joestarrr
07/12/18 2:44:44 PM
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people seem shocked when I tell them this for some reason
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theAteam
07/12/18 2:45:53 PM
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I went yesterday and am regretting it
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Error1355
07/12/18 2:46:56 PM
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I went once and I didn't care for it.
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Ryetoast
07/12/18 2:47:49 PM
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It's Mexican food for white people.
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Zodd3224
07/12/18 2:48:26 PM
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Its gross.

Q'doba isnt bad tho.
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TrevorBlack79
07/12/18 2:48:46 PM
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It's bland and gritty. You aren't missing anything.
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Touch
07/12/18 2:48:57 PM
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I live in San Diego where I can get legit Mexican food but I think Chipotle is pretty decent. I like how spicy their steak is.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 2:49:19 PM
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theAteam posted...
I went yesterday and am regretting it


:<

Error1355 posted...
I went once and I didn't care for it.


Ryetoast posted...
It's Mexican food for white people.


bleh sounds like ive dodged a bullet

Zodd3224 posted...
Its gross.

Q'doba isnt bad tho.


hmmm maybe ill try that then
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joestarrr
07/12/18 2:49:49 PM
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TrevorBlack79 posted...
It's bland and gritty. You aren't missing anything.


ewww like bags of sand???

Touch posted...
I live in San Diego where I can get legit Mexican food but I think Chipotle is pretty decent. I like how spicy their steak is.



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prettyprincess
07/12/18 2:49:53 PM
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chipotle is trash
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TrevorBlack79
07/12/18 2:50:42 PM
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joestarrr posted...
ewww like bags of sand???


No, like badly textured tortillas.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 2:51:20 PM
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prettyprincess posted...
chipotle is trash


apparently!

TrevorBlack79 posted...
joestarrr posted...
ewww like bags of sand???


No, like badly textured tortillas.


groc
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MrDrMan
07/12/18 2:56:09 PM
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Chipotle is good. I could eat that shit everyday.

This is just another case of CE hating on whats popular. A good chunk of people on here use Android for fucks sake I wouldnt take these post seriously.

Order this:
-Bowl w/ taco tortillas on side
-Extra white rice
-no beans unless you like beans
-Chicken and barbacoa (double if youre hungry)
-Extra hot salsa
-sour cream
-Corn
-Cheese

Throw some smoked Tabasco on there too after you get it.

This is a recipe Ive perfected over the years. Shit is delicious every time.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 2:57:41 PM
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hey now why you gotta attack android users

that order does sound reasonably edible tho
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MrDrMan
07/12/18 3:01:27 PM
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joestarrr posted...
hey now why you gotta attack android users

that order does sound reasonably edible tho


Im just saying things that are popular tend to get unnecessary hate on here.

Just get it you wont be disappointed. Download and order through the app so you dont have to wait in line.
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_Marka_Ragnos_
07/12/18 3:05:02 PM
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I eat it pretty much everyday to be honest.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 3:06:03 PM
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hmmmmmmmm
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creativerealms
07/12/18 3:06:51 PM
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Wait for the next food poisoning incident and they will send out free food coupons again.
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MrDrMan
07/12/18 3:07:21 PM
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joestarrr posted...
hmmmmmmmm


If you have Postmates use the code CHIPOTLE100 for free delivery.

Like I said I could eat it everyday. Im basically giving you the Chipotle ultimate cheat code guide.
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MrDrMan
07/12/18 3:08:47 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Wait for the next food poisoning incident and they will send out free food coupons again.


To people that are loyal customers not people that have never been there.

If youve never been there the email wouldnt even be in the database or shouldnt be.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 3:11:54 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
joestarrr posted...
hmmmmmmmm


If you have Postmates use the code CHIPOTLE100 for free delivery.

Like I said I could eat it everyday. Im basically giving you the Chipotle ultimate cheat code guide.


oooh i might actually check that out
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Peter_Griffin33
07/12/18 3:12:27 PM
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Joestar doesnt need chipotle to get her ass lit up.
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treewojima
07/12/18 3:12:30 PM
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Chipotle is decent. There are better mission-style burrito joints for sure, but Chipotle has the advantage of being fucking everywhere, and every location has the same selections and speed of preparation.

You can think of it like the McDonald's of "white people burritos", because at one point McDonald's had a majority share and basically ran the company. If you acknowledge that McDonald's is cheap and tasty for what it is, and don't consider it a proper burger joint, then you can appreciate Chipotle in the same way.

Besides, everyone knows you go there for the burrito bowl and get a tortilla on the side.
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joestarrr
07/12/18 3:13:07 PM
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I think that's probably a pretty fair assertion
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Lordgold666
07/12/18 3:13:31 PM
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Garbage restaurant
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Pow Pow Punishment
07/12/18 4:16:54 PM
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Chipotle tastes like my utilitarian, basic prep meals I make for the week. It's fine but if you're paying at a restaurant it should be better than that.
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happibivouac
07/12/18 4:17:13 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
It's Mexican food for white people.

I been to Chili's a few times
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EvalAngell
07/12/18 4:22:37 PM
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used to be good years ago but lately they've cut back on the portions (1 dainty scoop of meat. If you ask for more it's considered "DOUBLE MEAT") and just throw your order together very sloppy in the interest of keeping the assembly line moving.

They've also raised their prices continuously over the years. Usually 10-20 cents each year.

I used to be a big Chipotle guy but jumped off the bandwagon ever since discovering a local mom & pop Mexican restaurant by me. Their food and especially burritos makes Chipotle look like complete shit.
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Touch
07/12/18 4:23:09 PM
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happibivouac posted...
Ryetoast posted...
It's Mexican food for white people.

I been to Chili's a few times

Also Taco Bell
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PsychicHippo
07/12/18 4:38:46 PM
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Not BAD bad, but overrated and overpriced. It's my husband's favorite restaurant but I'd just as soon make a burrito at home.
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ShadowElite86
07/12/18 5:03:55 PM
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I only go there for their salad, as I LOVE the dressing they give you with it. Other than that we usually just go to Q'doba.
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MrDrMan
07/13/18 1:57:38 PM
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PsychicHippo posted...
Not BAD bad, but overrated and overpriced. It's my husband's favorite restaurant but I'd just as soon make a burrito at home.


I dont get how people can say $7 for a fast food meal is overpriced.

Its not overpriced people are being cheap. There is no fast food place without a dollar menu that you can get more food for $7. Thats not chipotles market though anyway.
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PsychicHippo
07/14/18 12:48:43 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
PsychicHippo posted...
Not BAD bad, but overrated and overpriced. It's my husband's favorite restaurant but I'd just as soon make a burrito at home.


I dont get how people can say $7 for a fast food meal is overpriced.

Its not overpriced people are being cheap. There is no fast food place without a dollar menu that you can get more food for $7. Thats not chipotles market though anyway.

But it's not a meal. It's *a* burrito. Seven bucks by itself won't put me out on the street by any means, but I feel you get so much more for your money elsewhere. Add a drink and side of chips or whatever and I bet you're easily over $10, and that's just nuts to me.
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iClockwork
07/14/18 12:51:56 PM
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joestarrr posted...
hmmm maybe ill try that then

Qdoba is pretty trash too tbh.
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VanDam
07/14/18 12:52:06 PM
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I used to not care for it at all untill my buddy told me what to get...

Steak burrito, extra steak.
White rice
Hot sauce
Sour cream
Extra cheese
Lettuce.

I now get Chipotle like 3 times a week.
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southcoast09
07/14/18 12:52:48 PM
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Its just trend food that people eat because they hear people talking about it.
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VanDam
07/14/18 12:55:02 PM
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PsychicHippo posted...
MrDrMan posted...
PsychicHippo posted...
Not BAD bad, but overrated and overpriced. It's my husband's favorite restaurant but I'd just as soon make a burrito at home.


I dont get how people can say $7 for a fast food meal is overpriced.

Its not overpriced people are being cheap. There is no fast food place without a dollar menu that you can get more food for $7. Thats not chipotles market though anyway.

But it's not a meal. It's *a* burrito. Seven bucks by itself won't put me out on the street by any means, but I feel you get so much more for your money elsewhere. Add a drink and side of chips or whatever and I bet you're easily over $10, and that's just nuts to me.


Yeah but it's a fuckin huge meal. I never finish a full burrito, I always have a few bites left. It's like a 3 pound burrito.
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Cosmic_Diabetic
07/14/18 12:58:40 PM
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Qdoba is pure grease. Chipotle at least tastes fresh.
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DrizztLink
07/14/18 12:59:21 PM
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It's okay.

I can get a better burrito from a restaurant in a gas station here.
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shokan_warrior
07/14/18 1:00:38 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
It's Mexican food for white people.

that's what it looks like to me

i've never been there either

why go when i can get REAL mexican food
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SpinKirby
07/14/18 1:01:53 PM
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>imagine not getting a burrito with extra everything, minus meat
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/14/18 1:01:58 PM
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MrDrMan posted...
Chipotle is good. I could eat that shit everyday.

This is just another case of CE hating on whats popular. A good chunk of people on here use Android for fucks sake I wouldnt take these post seriously.

Order this:
-Bowl w/ taco tortillas on side
-Extra white rice
-no beans unless you like beans
-Chicken and barbacoa (double if youre hungry)
-Extra hot salsa
-sour cream
-Corn
-Cheese

Throw some smoked Tabasco on there too after you get it.

This is a recipe Ive perfected over the years. Shit is delicious every time.

You've perfected the most simple recipe of all time? Way to go!

Ryetoast posted...
It's Mexican food for white people.

Nah. It's food for this snowflake generation.
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darkprince45
07/14/18 1:02:09 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
It's okay.

I can get a better burrito from a restaurant in a gas station here.

??????

That being said it's not bad. But I can never go back to chipotle after having Cafe Rio
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KillerKhan420
07/14/18 1:07:02 PM
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Never been to one either. Doesn't sound like I'm missing much. If I want Mexican food, I can just visit my mom.
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Cosmic_Diabetic
07/14/18 1:08:10 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
>imagine not getting a burrito with extra everything, minus meat


Wait... are you saying you don't get a bowl with a tortilla on the side? Dude you've been getting ripped off....
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DrizztLink
07/14/18 1:08:58 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
DrizztLink posted...
It's okay.

I can get a better burrito from a restaurant in a gas station here.

??????

That being said it's not bad. But I can never go back to chipotle after having Cafe Rio

There's a window in the back of a gas station here. Makes some damn good burritos, but unfortunately the salsa sucks.
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SpinKirby
07/14/18 1:09:09 PM
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Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>imagine not getting a burrito with extra everything, minus meat


Wait... are you saying you don't get a bowl with a tortilla on the side? Dude you've been getting ripped off....


>imagine not getting a double/triple wrapped burrito and holding up the entire line cuz they can't fit everything in the burrito
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Cosmic_Diabetic
07/14/18 1:10:28 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>imagine not getting a burrito with extra everything, minus meat


Wait... are you saying you don't get a bowl with a tortilla on the side? Dude you've been getting ripped off....


>imagine not getting a double/triple wrapped burrito and holding up the entire line cuz they can't fit everything in the burrito


It's not a true Chipotle experience if some guy behind you in line isn't threatening to cut open your bowels for taking so long.
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SpinKirby
07/14/18 1:11:27 PM
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Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
SpinKirby posted...
Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
SpinKirby posted...
>imagine not getting a burrito with extra everything, minus meat


Wait... are you saying you don't get a bowl with a tortilla on the side? Dude you've been getting ripped off....


>imagine not getting a double/triple wrapped burrito and holding up the entire line cuz they can't fit everything in the burrito


It's not a true Chipotle experience if some guy behind you in line isn't threatening to cut open your bowels for taking so long.

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SpinKirby
07/14/18 1:13:24 PM
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Chipotle tastes better...but Moe's is like x3 better for the price.

This is all just for struggle food, btw. I don't recall eating Chipotle outside of college.
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