Current Events > Stormy Daniels arrested in Ohio, lawyer says

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NinjaBreakfast
07/12/18 3:59:20 AM
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/12/stormy-daniels-arrested-in-ohio-lawyer-says

This is the funniest bit:
An Ohio law known as the Community Defense Act prohibits anyone who is not a family member from touching a nude or semi-nude dancer.


Ahaha like what is wrong with America
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Scotty_Rogers
07/12/18 3:59:48 AM
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>The Guardian
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NinjaBreakfast
07/12/18 4:59:48 AM
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Thank you Ohio for defending the community!
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Garioshi
07/12/18 5:01:40 AM
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She got arrested for being touched? What?
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Foppe
07/12/18 5:03:41 AM
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Perhaps she helped a friend that had fallen on the floor?
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DuneMan
07/12/18 5:05:52 AM
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Foppe posted...
Perhaps she helped a friend that had fallen on the floor?

No, the story is stating that she got arrested for allowing someone to touch her. So it's a case of Get Touched, Get Arrested, Because Jesus(this last part is inferred).
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Foppe
07/12/18 5:09:51 AM
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But Jesus had no problems with touching people...
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Kolibri X
07/12/18 5:10:10 AM
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THOT patrolled
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DuneMan
07/12/18 5:12:14 AM
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Foppe posted...
But Jesus had no problems with touching people...

Well, yeah, but modern Christians often toss aside the teachings of Jesus in favor of Supply Side Jesus. :P
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Frolex
07/12/18 5:13:30 AM
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new season of handmaid's tale looking great
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pinky0926
07/12/18 5:14:46 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
>The Guardian


Which is well known to be one of the more accurate papers despite its obvious bias.
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Foppe
07/12/18 5:24:32 AM
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DuneMan posted...
Foppe posted...
But Jesus had no problems with touching people...

Well, yeah, but modern Christians often toss aside the teachings of Jesus in favor of Supply Side Jesus. :P

So many different Jesuses, why doesnt anybody follow Drunk and Bitter Jesus?
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Irony
07/12/18 5:27:13 AM
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Lmao
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asagi_mode_gone
07/12/18 5:49:23 AM
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So touching her is fine but being touched, regardless of if she consented, isn't?

Also, the whole "this law DOES mean you can touch a nude dancer as long as they're family" thing pretty much confirms half the stereotypes about Ohio I'm aware of.
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Foppe
07/12/18 5:52:50 AM
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asagi_mode_gone posted...
So touching her is fine but being touched, regardless of if she consented, isn't?

Also, the whole "this law DOES mean you can touch a nude dancer as long as they're family" thing pretty much confirms half the stereotypes about Ohio I'm aware of.

Probably included so parents wont get arrested for grabbing their babies when they are dancing half-nude.
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mistalightbulb
07/12/18 9:39:16 AM
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trump is now having his enemies arrested for nothing

what fascism?
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Mr_Biscuit
07/12/18 9:40:30 AM
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mistalightbulb posted...
trump is now having his enemies arrested for nothing

what fascism?

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davyheinz
07/12/18 9:40:56 AM
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Foppe posted...
asagi_mode_gone posted...
So touching her is fine but being touched, regardless of if she consented, isn't?

Also, the whole "this law DOES mean you can touch a nude dancer as long as they're family" thing pretty much confirms half the stereotypes about Ohio I'm aware of.

Probably included so parents wont get arrested for grabbing their babies when they are dancing half-nude.

Half nude dancing babies? Like the New Years baby? Ohio is goddamn disgusting. Hide your shame.
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eston
07/12/18 9:48:38 AM
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After the performance of her Make America Horny Again show

lmfao
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frozenshock
07/12/18 9:51:20 AM
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Apparently, undercover cops say that she buried clients faces in her boobs

The horror
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KhanJohnny
07/12/18 9:52:29 AM
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There is no way that law is constitutional

EDIT:

Oh, I see. This was while she was on the job at the strip club. Context could have been clearer.
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NeonOctopus
07/12/18 9:52:31 AM
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treewojima
07/12/18 9:58:57 AM
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She, along with several other performers apparently, were arrested in an undercover sting operation by Ohio police. Think about that. The police dedicated resources to sitting in a strip club (that Stormy Daniels just happened to be at) and arresting performers who made any sort of physical contact with their clientele.

This is either a blatant misuse of law enforcement to attack political opponents, or a blatant misuse of law enforcement to enforce the idea that the only person that should be able to touch a (semi)nude exotic dancer is a family member.

I'm not sure which is worse, to be honest.
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NinjaBreakfast
07/12/18 10:00:15 AM
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I love the idea that you can have strip clubs but preventing people from touching the performers is a valiant act of defending the community.
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NinjaBreakfast
07/12/18 10:00:48 AM
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treewojima posted...
She, along with several other performers apparently, were arrested in an undercover sting operation by Ohio police. Think about that. The police dedicated resources to sitting in a strip club (that Stormy Daniels just happened to be at) and arresting performers who made any sort of physical contact with their clientele.

This is either a blatant misuse of law enforcement to attack political opponents, or a blatant misuse of law enforcement to enforce the idea that the only person that should be able to touch a (semi)nude exotic dancer is a family member.

I'm not sure which is worse, to be honest.

Yeah it's both hilarious and also pathetic.

God America is such a joke.
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hyperpsycho
07/12/18 10:01:16 AM
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Political prisoner.
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treewojima
07/12/18 10:02:09 AM
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NinjaBreakfast posted...
I love the idea that you can have strip clubs but preventing people from touching the performers is a valiant act of defending the community.


I'm sure there's been some sort of Puritanical movement to ban strip clubs in Ohio as well, but it never took off because 1) people realize it'd be fucking stupid, and 2) lawmakers probably enjoy strip clubs more than the average American
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buffbillsfan12to83
07/12/18 10:03:01 AM
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Is ohio law different than other states? Since when cant you touch a stripper or a stripper cant touch you? Even non sexually? Get out of here
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eston
07/12/18 10:11:51 AM
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It could be that they've been having issues with this particular strip club, and the sting occurred when she just happened to be there.

Still, it seems weird to arrest the dancers over something that should at most be a citation for the club
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treewojima
07/12/18 10:14:07 AM
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buffbillsfan12to83 posted...
Is ohio law different than other states? Since when cant you touch a stripper or a stripper cant touch you? Even non sexually? Get out of here


State and even municipality laws vary wildly depending on where you go. For example, I live in Virginia. Strip clubs here cannot serve hard liquor, all dancers must wear bottoms AND pasties on their breasts to cover the nipples, and any form of lap dance is considered highly illegal.

Meanwhile, if you drive 45 minutes across the border into West Virginia, they have full bars, the dancers get naked and stick their naughty bits right in your face, and if you pay for a private dance they'll often escort you into a private room to do, well, God knows what.

I'm really not surprised that a state as socially conservative as Ohio thinks it's more important to focus on strip clubs and "moral depravity" rather than their ailing economy.
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Darkman124
07/12/18 10:23:25 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
When I went to a club at the inner harbor in Maryland, Im pretty sure $5 would have got you an HJ in their champagne room or whatever they called it.


just want to be clear that baltimore st isnt the inner harbor
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Darkman124
07/12/18 10:43:24 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
No idea. It was 2000 when I went. I lived in Owings Mills for about 8 months and the locals called it the inner harbor. Maybe it technically wasnt or maybe thing got moved around. I dont know.


for a long time now all strip clubs have been on baltimore st by the police station

its possible that 18 years ago that wasnt the case and perhaps situations like what you experienced are WHY they were moved, lol
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thronedfire2
07/12/18 10:48:33 AM
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treewojima posted...
buffbillsfan12to83 posted...
Is ohio law different than other states? Since when cant you touch a stripper or a stripper cant touch you? Even non sexually? Get out of here


State and even municipality laws vary wildly depending on where you go. For example, I live in Virginia. Strip clubs here cannot serve hard liquor, all dancers must wear bottoms AND pasties on their breasts to cover the nipples, and any form of lap dance is considered highly illegal.

Meanwhile, if you drive 45 minutes across the border into West Virginia, they have full bars, the dancers get naked and stick their naughty bits right in your face, and if you pay for a private dance they'll often escort you into a private room to do, well, God knows what.

I'm really not surprised that a state as socially conservative as Ohio thinks it's more important to focus on strip clubs and "moral depravity" rather than their ailing economy.


Lol wtf is even the point of having them
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Darkman124
07/12/18 10:49:32 AM
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treewojima posted...
God knows what.


god here:

they don't fuck you in there.
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buffbillsfan12to83
07/12/18 10:50:40 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Ive been to clubs where it was forbidden to serve alcohol and for girls to be bottomless.

Thats how it is where I live. It can only be one or the other. But girls always touch guys at least a little.
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kingdrake2
07/12/18 10:51:25 AM
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hyperpsycho posted...
Political prisoner.


that's just a mere stepping stone for the supreme leader trump.
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EndOfDiscOne
07/12/18 10:55:08 AM
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In Illinois they literally put your hands on their boobs, in the main room. And they're fully nude. At least that's how it is in East St. Louis.
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Darkman124
07/12/18 10:55:58 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
When I was there, this place was on a like a night life street (like that one shot in Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.) It was the only strip club there in the middle of other restaurants and bars. It was kind of a small place, two stories but the top was more like a balcony for the stage. It was so cramped as hell in there. You could hardly move. I remember two Mexican dudes bumped up against a waitress and took something out of her hand. Either credit cards or credit card receipts and she was freakin out. But this place was definitely by itself and just inside an existing building along with the other bars on the street.


gotcha, mustve been reshuffled.
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kingdrake2
07/12/18 10:56:03 AM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
In Illinois they literally put your hands on their boobs, in the main room. And they're fully nude. At least that's how it is in East St. Louis.


they were getting off on it. but different laws apply to different state.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
07/12/18 2:02:19 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
In Illinois they literally put your hands on their boobs, in the main room. And they're fully nude. At least that's how it is in East St. Louis.

I love the east side
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Abyssea
07/12/18 2:02:43 PM
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they dropped all the charges.
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Sativa_Rose
07/12/18 2:03:02 PM
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Charges dropped!

and lol yeah I have done sooo much worse. But in Oregon we have less strict rules I think.
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southcoast09
07/12/18 2:04:37 PM
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Once a piece of trash, always a piece of trash.

This really speaks for the character of the people who oppose President Trump.

*gets arrested while lying about the president*

Rekt

It doesnt matter if the charges are dropped. She was still arrested and thats a huge deal.
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