Current Events > what causes singers and dancers to go on America's Got Talent?

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Zikten
07/11/18 12:41:33 AM
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singers should be on The Voice and dancers belong on World of Dance
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InstaReturns
07/11/18 12:42:51 AM
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They tried those shows already
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HotLap
07/11/18 12:43:17 AM
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Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.
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Guerrilla Soldier
07/11/18 12:50:15 AM
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HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.

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King Rial
07/11/18 12:50:23 AM
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HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.

That would have to be a very long rope, right? Over 30ft?
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HotLap
07/11/18 12:53:07 AM
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King Rial posted...
HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.

That would have to be a very long rope, right? Over 30ft?


Something like that yeah.
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King Rial
07/11/18 12:54:32 AM
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I'll see what I can do to help you.
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Zikten
07/11/18 12:54:41 AM
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that would be interesting to see, but you would get 4 buzzers and the stage would turn all red like 30 seconds into the act
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Complete_Idi0t
07/11/18 12:55:47 AM
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It's their only chance to get famous or they have to go back to the bikes again
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Cornmuffins
07/11/18 12:59:55 AM
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Why? Haven't they made up half of the winners? Seems like a good route to go for fame.
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Zikten
07/11/18 1:01:08 AM
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I just would like to see better chances for more unique stuff
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SpinKirby
07/11/18 1:02:42 AM
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HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.


Isn't that possible, if you have a large enough tape worm?
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DavidWong
07/11/18 1:03:34 AM
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I agree, I'd rather keep singing and dancing off "X's Got Talent". I'd probably watch it then.
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HotLap
07/11/18 1:16:36 AM
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Zikten posted...
that would be interesting to see, but you would get 4 buzzers and the stage would turn all red like 30 seconds into the act


Maybe two buzzers, I'd have Howie and Heidi tugging on the ends of the rope.
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OwlRammer
07/11/18 1:19:31 AM
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King Rial posted...
HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.

That would have to be a very long rope, right? Over 30ft?

no he's probably between 5-6 feet tall, so it just needs to be that long
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DrizztLink
07/11/18 1:21:14 AM
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DavidWong posted...
I agree, I'd rather keep singing and dancing off "X's Got Talent". I'd probably watch it then.

Same.
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masterpug53
07/11/18 1:23:38 AM
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HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.


Simon would facepalm.

Heidi would just stare.

If you're under 30 and hot, Mel B would rave that you were 'on point!' If you're over 30, she'll rant about how this is a 'family show' and what you just did was so distasteful.

Howie would probably give you the Golden Buzzer.
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AsucaHayashi
07/11/18 1:39:59 AM
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probably because they can focus on fewer performances instead of the arduous elimination processes usually associated with each show?

both singers and dancers would be forced to try different styles and themes not suited to them to see how well-rounded they are etc.

a singer like the much hyped janis joplin singer from this year's AGT would probably have to do shit like train for ballad week or something.
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MabusIncarnate
07/11/18 1:49:46 AM
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I liked the Asian man that pulled out small napkins from teacups on his pecker
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HotLap
07/11/18 12:48:48 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
HotLap posted...
Someday I want to be talented enough to run a rope down by throat and out my butt and just floss myself in front of Simon Cowell and Mel B.


Simon would facepalm.

Heidi would just stare.

If you're under 30 and hot, Mel B would rave that you were 'on point!' If you're over 30, she'll rant about how this is a 'family show' and what you just did was so distasteful.

Howie would probably give you the Golden Buzzer.


After I get the golden buzzer though I'm not sure how to update the act. Maybe make the rope longer and have people use me as a jump rope?
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Wetterdew
07/11/18 1:26:21 PM
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I'm gonna sound like an unlikeable person here, but I hhhhhaaaaaaate these shows so much.

The "got talent" shows are garbage IMO. Undeniably fake and manufactured. Pure emotionally manipulative corporate drivel. Loaded with fake and exaggerated reactions from the judges, the host, the audience, and the performers, then played alongside a saccharine top-20 song to try to make you cry. And that's not to mention the performers that were chosen specifically to be mocked, which often just makes me angry. Especially when it's a genuinely talented contestant whose talent is slightly less accessible to the audience, and they just get shut down by stupid people.

Some acts are genuinely impressive, but the "Got Talent" venue does its best to scrub them of their charm. There are better, infinitely more respectful venues to see talented performances. And yes I know how condescending my opinion sounds. I'm still right, though.
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Complete_Idi0t
07/11/18 8:17:37 PM
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America may have talent, but we're only gonna show 30 seconds of it so we can fit in more sob stories
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Deadpool_18
07/11/18 8:19:24 PM
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I couldve clicked any other topic.
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WaterLink
07/11/18 8:25:01 PM
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Complete_Idi0t posted...
It's their only chance to get famous or they have to go back to the bikes again

Underrated post
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Cornmuffins
07/11/18 10:04:41 PM
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Yeah, just rewatched that episode.
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