Current Events > Pro-tip: There are more girls out there that are into dad bods than you'd think

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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:02:13 AM
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So if you're crazy overweight, your goal doesn't have to be like total fitness
just get down to dad bod mode

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billcom6
07/10/18 3:03:25 AM
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"I love dad bods!" is just a thing girls say cause they are overweight themselves.
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PanzerElite
07/10/18 3:04:24 AM
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Lol if you think any actually attractive and sane women are like that
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:06:05 AM
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billcom6 posted...
"I love dad bods!" is just a thing girls say cause they are overweight themselves.

wrong

many girls show active revulsion in the sight of hunky muscular guys
a lot of girls like really skinny dudes or dad bod types

i know it's crazy that women aren't actually THAT picky
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Ultima Dragon
07/10/18 3:06:36 AM
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billcom6 posted...
"I love dad bods!" is just a thing girls say cause they are overweight themselves.


That, or they do not feel pressured like they have to stay in shape to keep you. A lot of girls look at super fit guys the same way as we look at 10s and models, etc. Of course a more average girl is appealing because they're attainable.
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FF_Redux
07/10/18 3:06:51 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:07:26 AM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
A lot of girls look at super fit guys the same way as we look at 10s and models, etc. Of course a more average girl is appealing because they're attainable.

wrong
the average male is unfuckable
the average female gets blasted with unlimited chad dick
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:07:41 AM
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dib153
07/10/18 3:10:32 AM
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Considering black dudes are genetically predisposed towards a more muscular physique ima say you're full of shit
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:11:56 AM
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found the guy that was jealous of black people all through school
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Stefanie
07/10/18 3:12:54 AM
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tf is this
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dib153
07/10/18 3:13:29 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
found the guy that was jealous of black people all through school


Damned right

Ihad to join the football team, take the weightlifting elective amd hit the gym aftwr school

Meanwhile Rashad got to eat pizza and take naps in the library

Jealpus af
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catboy0_0
07/10/18 3:14:06 AM
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PanzerElite posted...
Lol if you think any actually attractive and sane women are like that

beggars can't be choosers
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dib153
07/10/18 3:14:53 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
PanzerElite posted...
Lol if you think any actually attractive and sane women are like that

beggars can't be choosers


You can absolutely choose what to beg for
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:15:01 AM
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dib153 posted...
some racist pathetic shit

that was actually quite racist and pathetic
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Vita_Aeterna
07/10/18 3:15:06 AM
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I don't think they're into "dad bods", they just can't afford to be picky is all.
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catboy0_0
07/10/18 3:15:50 AM
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dib153 posted...
You can absolutely choose what to beg for

but you won't get what you beg for if what you beg for is greatly desired
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:16:17 AM
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Vita_Aeterna posted...
I don't think they're into "dad bods", they just can't afford to be picky is all.

girls can always afford to be picky

the average male is unfuckable
the average female gets blasted with infinite dick
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pinky0926
07/10/18 3:17:27 AM
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TC is correct though. Obviously not all women (maybe not even most women) are into this, but there's a couple reasons why they can be:

- they dislike the lifestyle associated with fitness
- they find very fit men intimidating and/or overly vain
- they have their own body image problems and they find guys with very fit bodies off-putting/stressful

Basically everyone is different, it should be no surprise that some girls don't like a guy that spends at least half of his free time in the gym.

And yes I can also confirm that it's not necessarily a fat/ugly girl thing. Some babes are into it too.
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catboy0_0
07/10/18 3:21:29 AM
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where do I find these women? outside? XD
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TeaMilk
07/10/18 3:22:18 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
So if you're crazy overweight, your goal doesn't have to be like total fitness
just get down to dad bod mode

boom

or just stay crazy overweight and give me a call ;)
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pinky0926
07/10/18 3:24:20 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
where do I find these women? outside? XD


The caveat is you actually need to have some other interesting facets to you that make up for the lack of fitness. Not saying anything about you personally, just saying.

It's not that hard really. Most girls prefer a fit guy but some don't necessarily, and really there's a lot of things that contribute to the overall dating "value" of a person and whether they have a six-pack or not is really low on the totem pole.
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catboy0_0
07/10/18 3:24:59 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
The caveat is you actually need to have some other interesting facets to you that make up for the lack of fitness.

welp nevermind then
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dib153
07/10/18 3:27:39 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
some racist pathetic shit

that was actually quite racist and pathetic


I'm friends with the man to this very day, and racist or not, fact is fact. Its literally science
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ProtoManSPx
07/10/18 3:29:04 AM
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dib153 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
some racist pathetic shit

that was actually quite racist and pathetic


I'm friends with the man to this very day, and racist or not, fact is fact. Its literally science

Science huh
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teepan95
07/10/18 3:32:39 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
a lot of girls like really skinny dudes

ladies
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dib153
07/10/18 3:36:17 AM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
dib153 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
some racist pathetic shit

that was actually quite racist and pathetic


I'm friends with the man to this very day, and racist or not, fact is fact. Its literally science

Science huh


Yes, its a genetic thing, African Americans in general have less body fat than people of European descent. I kneq a kid in middle school with a goddamn 8pack for Christs sake. If you can't see the obvious then I'm sorry for your obvious sight impairment. There have been numerous studies, maybe go learn something
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:40:01 AM
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it's still really pathetic
i like how you ignored that part tho
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:40:20 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
So if you're crazy overweight, your goal doesn't have to be like total fitness
just get down to dad bod mode

boom

or just stay crazy overweight and give me a call ;)

damn teamilk so frisky these days

cemen this is ur time
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Sephiroth1288
07/10/18 3:40:43 AM
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Girl: "I love your dad bod!"

Meaning: "I feel more secure dating you knowing some other bitch won't be eyeing you"
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dib153
07/10/18 3:44:02 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
it's still really pathetic
i like how you ignored that part tho


Soits pathetic to acknowledge scientific proof? If anything its pathetic to disregard genetics based on some convoluted desire to seem nonracist. Theres nothing wrong with cultural or ancestral differences. Black people as a race have had to evolve differently than white people or asian people or hispanic people. To scoff at and disregard such a notion is incredibly dense
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:46:21 AM
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dib153 posted...
Soits pathetic to acknowledge scientific proof?

no it's pathetic to get jealous about it
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:46:38 AM
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Sephiroth1288 posted...
Girl: "I love your dad bod!"

Meaning: "I feel more secure dating you knowing some other bitch won't be eyeing you"

Sephiroth1288 posted...
Friend Code: 2723-9696-7248

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Chicken
07/10/18 3:46:42 AM
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Indian chads dont have dad bods
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Kanaya413
07/10/18 3:47:31 AM
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Daddies are the best
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:47:46 AM
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Chicken posted...
Indian chads dont have dad bods

RAJ GOT THE DAD BODHISATTVA
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Joelypoely
07/10/18 3:48:32 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
Many girls show active revulsion in the sight of hunky muscular guys


LMAO
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dib153
07/10/18 3:49:38 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
Soits pathetic to acknowledge scientific proof?

no it's pathetic to get jealous about it


Theres nothing pathetic about being wnvious towards somebodies natural affinity towards something you yourself has to strive to achieve. Itd be much the same as you climbing the blue collar ladder to become a manager, and Karen just gets the position because she has tits and slobbed the CEOs knob. You did work and she didn't.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:50:14 AM
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dib153 posted...
more pathetic racism

ITP: Using race to diminish the skills and accomplishments of others because you perceive yourself to be inferior
literally conflating racial traits with "having tits and slobbing on the CEOs knob"
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Stefanie
07/10/18 3:51:48 AM
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dib153
07/10/18 3:52:27 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
Theres nothing pathetic about being wnvious towards somebodies natural affinity towards something you yourself has to strive to achieve. Itd be much the same as you climbing the blue collar ladder to become a manager, and Karen just gets the position because she has tits and slobbed the CEOs knob. You did work and she didn't.

ITP: Using race to diminish the skills and accomplishments of others because you perceive yourself to be inferior
literally conflating racial traits with "having tits and slobbing on the CEOs knob"

ITP: reaching

I was conflating not working towards a result with not working towards a result
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kuwab0
07/10/18 3:52:46 AM
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Chicken posted...
Indian chads dont have dad bods

uiOqK0L
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:53:23 AM
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ProtoManSPx
07/10/18 3:54:02 AM
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@dib153 dude just stop
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Kineth
07/10/18 3:54:18 AM
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It's weird, but this topic is actually very true.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 3:54:48 AM
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dib153 posted...
ITP: reaching

I was conflating not working towards a result with not working towards a result

do you watch cuck videos and self insert as the cuck
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dib153
07/10/18 3:55:51 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
ITP: reaching

I was conflating not working towards a result with not working towards a result

do you watch cuck videos and self insert as the cuck


No. I watch short chick videos because I like short women

Do you watch Thai videos because you like chicks with dicks?
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 4:00:45 AM
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dib153 posted...
Do you watch Thai videos because you like chicks with dicks?

I do enjoy a good trans porno yes
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dib153
07/10/18 4:04:41 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
dib153 posted...
Do you watch Thai videos because you like chicks with dicks?

I do enjoy a good trans porno yes


I....imma bow out at that one. You dont win, but I'm done
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/10/18 4:05:13 AM
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Sounds like you got masculinity AND sexuality hang ups my man
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