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GameGodOfAll 07/04/18 9:36:04 PM #1: |
I went out to Stop & Shop earlier today to pick up a few things for the 4th. I don't have a car, so I usually walk and a few blocks before the store there was a table set up on the sidewalk. There was a cute blonde woman there with a clipboard. She was wearing some pro-America shirt and the table had little flags on it as well, but I figured this was just some sort of 4th of July deal.
I inadvertently made eye contact and she gave a big smile, so my first instinct was that she was about to give me a sales pitch. She said "Hi." and I was all "Hey. How are you?" She made small talk for a few seconds and we talked about how hot it was out which lead her to explain what she was doing. She claimed that she was trying to find any foreigners that were interested in taking English lessons and something about aiding them with the "integration process". She said that for each person that got signed up for a newsletter, there would be a donation made to their "cause". I'm pretty darn white with a Boston accent, so I made a joke about not qualifying unfortunately. Got a cute giggle out of her and was set to go on my way, but she was pretty persistent. She said that it wouldn't have to be me or a family member, but could be a friend or neighbor. I live in an apartment complex with a good chunk of the tenants being foreigners, so I know plenty who are new to this country. She kept on pushing and giving me the hard sell about what a nice thing it would be for me to do for someone else and I buckled. I gave her the names of a couple who had just moved in a few weeks back who I've been pretty friendly with. Just the names and their mailing address. I know it sounds really stupid now, but at the time I didn't think much of it. That was when I realized that on one of the flyers on the table there was a line about all proceeds going to support the safety of our borders or some shit like that. It was weirdly worded and got me nervous. Having realize what I just may have done, I tried to play it off going "Ya know, on second thought I probably shouldn't give out anyone's information without their permission. I'll tell them about your service and make sure they look into it." She clutched the clipboard to her chest like I was about to snatch it and then gave me a pouty face saying that she really needs every sign up that she can get and there's a bonus in it for each name she's responsible for. We went back and forth and I was getting more and more firm about it until I finally resorted to bargaining and said that I would just give her a "donation" if she took their names off the list. I asked how much she would get for it and she said, "Well for a married couple living together, she would normall get about tree fiddy." Well it was about that time I realized this blonde girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era. I said to her, "God damn it Loch Ness Monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy! Out here trying to trick me into getting people deported just so you can trick me outta my money." Preaching all this crap just to get people for ICE to look into while making a few bucks. Never was I so pissed. Happy 4th right? God bless America. --- My Words Were True And Sheamus Made You Believe! https://imgur.com/Fc39f ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weekoldhotdog 07/04/18 9:38:50 PM #2: |
reading too much into it
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treewojima 07/04/18 9:39:33 PM #3: |
I approve
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The_Ivory_Man 07/04/18 9:48:49 PM #5: |
weekoldhotdog posted...
reading too much into it Did you read the whole thing? --- "Just because someone is killed doesn't mean they died" - Shojikan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cheater87 07/04/18 9:50:23 PM #6: |
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CookieMarvin 07/04/18 9:54:01 PM #8: |
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_RETS_ 07/04/18 9:54:22 PM #9: |
Why would you ever give someone's personal information to a stranger without consent?
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Iodine 07/04/18 10:03:29 PM #10: |
Wow this was well done.
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Howl 07/04/18 10:05:33 PM #11: |
Didn't read the op but thanks for your service tc. You should celebrate.
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SapphireOfChaos 07/04/18 10:05:42 PM #12: |
Got me.
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Flintlock_Staff 07/04/18 10:05:49 PM #13: |
weekoldhotdog posted...
reading too much into it _RETS_ posted... Why would you ever give someone's personal information to a stranger without consent? Woosh --- https://imgur.com/5o6q8Qt By Error1355 Currently Playing: Monster Hunter World & Persona 5! https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/Flintlockstaff/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 07/04/18 10:08:15 PM #14: |
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_RETS_ 07/04/18 10:08:23 PM #15: |
Flintlock_Staff posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...reading too much into it Probably, I only read up to the wall of text. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zack_Attackv1 07/04/18 10:11:51 PM #16: |
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FaceThePain 07/04/18 10:11:57 PM #17: |
You got me.
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GameGodOfAll 07/05/18 12:14:51 AM #18: |
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J E S U S 07/05/18 12:16:45 AM #19: |
Good
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LedZeppelin 07/05/18 12:17:00 AM #20: |
fair, next. dont sneak into the country illegally if you cant handle the risks
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QueenCarly 07/05/18 12:20:18 AM #21: |
LedZeppelin posted...
fair, next. dont sneak into the country illegally if you cant handle the risks First read the post Second shut up --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CookieMarvin 07/05/18 12:24:51 AM #22: |
wow imagine coming into this topic, not reading it and just saying some shit like good
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ultimate reaver 07/05/18 12:26:23 AM #23: |
lol
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JMPzero 07/05/18 12:27:48 AM #24: |
That swerve
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Manocheese 07/05/18 12:28:02 AM #25: |
Wow, ICE has really branched out in their recruiting.
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SpaceBear_ 07/05/18 12:28:45 AM #26: |
I'm surprised there are immigrants at all with these kind of wall of texts around.
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kingdrake2 07/05/18 12:29:28 AM #27: |
LedZeppelin posted...
fair, next. dont sneak into the country illegally if you cant handle the risks they took our jerbs. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkTransient 07/05/18 12:29:41 AM #28: |
CookieMarvin posted...
wow imagine coming into this topic, not reading it and just saying some shit like good --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DezDroppedFreak 07/05/18 12:33:02 AM #29: |
God damn it take your filthy upvote
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Muffinz0rz 07/05/18 12:38:12 AM #30: |
God dammit
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EpicMickeyDrew 07/05/18 1:11:34 AM #31: |
Literally giving people up to ICE because a pretty girl smiled at you. Weak fucking sauce man.
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Tappor 07/05/18 1:13:55 AM #32: |
god i love being a member of www.reddit.com/r/gamefaqs.gamespot.com
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SpinKirby 07/05/18 1:17:19 AM #33: |
Tappor posted...
god i love being a member of www.reddit.com/r/gamefaqs.gamespot.com --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 07/05/18 1:30:23 AM #34: |
Flintlock_Staff posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...reading too much into it double woosh --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 07/05/18 1:34:31 AM #35: |
Impressive topic TC. Seriously though fuck illegals. The more we can round up and kick out the better
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Halo478 07/05/18 1:37:13 AM #36: |
whooshhhhhh
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Charocks 07/05/18 2:20:54 AM #37: |
Lies. Nessie is too beautiful and too pure to do scummy shit like that. Take your sorcery elsewhere scumbag!
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/05/18 2:24:20 AM #38: |
GameGodOfAll posted...
Well it was about that time I realized this blonde girl was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era. I said to her, "God damn it Loch Ness Monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy! Out here trying to trick me into getting people deported just so you can trick me outta my money." Preaching all this crap just to get people for ICE to look into while making a few bucks. Never was I so pissed. Dammit TC you brilliant bastard --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jetblackmoon 07/05/18 2:50:48 AM #39: |
Lmao at this whole topic.
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SweetieBelle462 07/05/18 3:00:26 AM #40: |
They shouldn't be here
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Sad_Face 07/05/18 4:01:59 AM #41: |
That was quite a twist lol.
glitteringfairy posted... Impressive topic TC. Seriously though fuck illegals. The more we can round up and kick out the better You should be aware that they're fleeing to the US because they'll be killed otherwise. And the corruption of the central American countries (which allow cartels to run rampant and force said immigrants to flee) are due to US foreign policies implemented years upon years back, the ease of gun access in the US, and how a lot of big banks in the US like HSBC take care of the cartel's money laundering needs. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dagon_0 07/05/18 4:12:20 AM #42: |
Godammit
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Cookie Bag 07/05/18 4:13:49 AM #43: |
This topic is the perfect example on why CE's average attention span is through the gutters lmao
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LedZeppelin 07/05/18 4:14:56 AM #44: |
@Sad_Face posted...
That was quite a twist lol. bull fucking shit. that may apply to a small percentage of illegal immigrants, but the overwhelming majority are simply looking for a better life. thats fine, but they need to go through the proper legal channels to do so --- i am not a hoth or veggeta_x alt. please do not insult me with such comparisons. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 07/05/18 4:16:35 AM #45: |
This is important
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Sad_Face 07/05/18 4:37:36 AM #46: |
LedZeppelin posted...
bull f***ing s***. that may apply to a small percentage of illegal immigrants, but the overwhelming majority are simply looking for a better life. thats fine, but they need to go through the proper legal channels to do so I kid you not, that is the reason why they're "looking for a better life" at the Mexican/US border and applying for political asylum. Their old lives will get them killed. No one wants to take trip traveling 2000 miles from where they grew up in, from where their home is, unless they had to. People with young children definitely don't want to risk it as you don't know who would take advantage of them while traveling with the caravan. Either trust me when I say this, or just go on Democracy Now and watch their daily shows since half of their news broadcast is dedicated to reporting on countries with conflicts. Every country that is experiencing an immigration crisis, here, Europe, in Africa, they all have this same pattern. Country has conflict where there's tons of blood shed, people run for their lives to the nearest neighboring country for safety as a result. --- imgtc.com/i/4HgTl0ebzq.jpg imgtc.com/i/60CWP2Gtlg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 07/05/18 4:50:32 AM #47: |
I for one am digusted that ICE would dare hire foreign crustaceans, over good American crustaceans. Do they not realise that there are tonnes of American crustaceans out of work today?
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Bad_Mojo 07/05/18 4:53:23 AM #48: |
I live in Portland, I like Bigfoot
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Sativa_Rose 07/05/18 5:12:52 AM #49: |
Sad_Face posted...
That was quite a twist lol. I just want to point out that HSBC is a British bank! Blame the Brits!!! :P --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CM_Ponch 07/05/18 5:26:38 AM #50: |
I didn't think she if all creatures would be against immigrants
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