Current Events > Eric Trump rushes into NYC traffic to help save woman.

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Capn Circus
07/02/18 5:48:42 PM
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Eric Trump rushed out into NYC to help save an ailing woman. He was able to chase after and flag down a passing ambulamps.

I guess hes taking after his father when Trump stopped a mugging.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/07/02/eric-trump-rushes-into-nyc-traffic-to-save-ailing-woman.amp.html
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EnragedSlith
07/02/18 5:50:40 PM
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I really hope this is just kept as a feel good story about Good Samaritan work and isnt spun by the media
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A_Good_Boy
07/02/18 5:50:43 PM
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Our tipster, who requested anonymity

Oh, now we believe anonymous sources.
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Sayoria
07/02/18 6:05:47 PM
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Eric: Hyuk..... Daddehhh.... I wanna be ern Russi....ermm Ameerican Herro just like you daddeh!
Trump: You can't be an amazing hero like me. I am the best to the likes that no one has ever seen before. Remember when that board lit up Red? That was glorious. Pennsylvania. Florida. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
Eric: BERT DADDY!!!
Trump: Kellyanne, go in the helicopter and let Eric push you out and save you.
Kellyanne: "YES. MASTER. ANYTHING. FOR. Y....Y...Y....YOU. *sparks up*"
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s0nicfan
07/02/18 6:07:37 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I really hope this is just kept as a feel good story about Good Samaritan work and isnt spun by the media


*laughs uncontrollably*
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Doom_Art
07/02/18 6:13:43 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Our tipster, who requested anonymity

Oh, now we believe anonymous sources.

It's Donald, from a payphone with a voicechanger
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mario2000
07/02/18 6:14:56 PM
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he meets the basic criteria for being considered a decent human being, what a hero
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spudger
07/02/18 6:16:06 PM
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Hes so terrifying looking
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glitteringfairy
07/02/18 6:16:16 PM
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Look at the haters crawling out of the woodwork like fucking vermin
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eston
07/02/18 6:16:57 PM
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mario2000 posted...
he meets the basic criteria for being considered a decent human being, what a hero

He literally put his life on the line to save a busload of flaming babies, show some respect
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shanefu22
07/02/18 6:17:30 PM
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Set up
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Reis
07/02/18 6:18:53 PM
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Wtf we love anonymous sources now
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Doom_Art
07/02/18 6:20:27 PM
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shanefu22 posted...
Set up

false flag
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RE_expert44
07/02/18 6:20:34 PM
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more like Drumpfdolf Drumpfler!
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Blue_Inigo
07/02/18 6:20:35 PM
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A piece of shit did one nice thing. Oh wow! He's still a slimy nazi ass kissing bitch
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Tyranthraxus
07/02/18 6:21:42 PM
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Woman passing out was obviously crisis actor
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unclekoolaid73
07/02/18 6:27:53 PM
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spudger posted...
Hes so terrifying looking

Cant say anything negative about the situation so attacks his appearance. Stay classy.
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thronedfire2
07/02/18 6:34:04 PM
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ambulamps.
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boxington
07/02/18 6:35:41 PM
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amberlamps vs

ambulamps

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Doom_Art
07/02/18 7:03:13 PM
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unclekoolaid73 posted...
Cant say anything negative about the situation so attacks his appearance. Stay classy.

He does look like a fucking vampire to be fair.
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Abyssea
07/02/18 7:04:38 PM
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I bet the name of the anonymous tipster was Tric Erump.
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FightingGames
07/02/18 7:11:49 PM
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Darmik
07/02/18 7:14:30 PM
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Surprised the guy bothered to leave an anonymous tip but not record it.
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eston
07/02/18 7:18:00 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
unclekoolaid73 posted...
Cant say anything negative about the situation so attacks his appearance. Stay classy.

He does look like a fucking vampire to be fair.

lol imagine waking up to that
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davyheinz
07/02/18 7:22:46 PM
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And that woman was Donald Trump
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MC_BatCommander
07/02/18 7:23:11 PM
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That woman? Albert Einsten.

checkmate atheists
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JuanCarlos1
07/02/18 7:33:28 PM
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When youre mostly renegade on Mass Effect and do an action that nets you 3 paragon points.
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Tyranthraxus
07/02/18 8:13:59 PM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
When youre mostly renegade on Mass Effect and do an action that nets you 3 paragon points.

"Fuck now I can't make the one sane decision I need to make later because I'm not 100% renegade"
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JoshY2JosHBK
07/02/18 8:15:38 PM
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Man, trump family are winners and heroes
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dameon_reaper
07/02/18 8:17:04 PM
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Capn Circus rushes into CE to help humanize the Trump family.
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creativerealms
07/02/18 8:17:26 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I really hope this is just kept as a feel good story about Good Samaritan work and isnt spun by the media

It will be fox news will turn him into a superhero.
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Sayoria
07/02/18 8:32:58 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Not all of us can be heroes like you


It's kay. I know I am hard to live up to. :)
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Abyssea
07/03/18 9:25:10 AM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Not all of us can be heroes like you and frame someone for sexual harassment.


Is this true say?
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A_Good_Boy
07/03/18 9:27:54 AM
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Abyssea posted...
JustMyOpinion posted...
Not all of us can be heroes like you and frame someone for sexual harassment.


Is this true say?

Yup
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LightHawKnight
07/03/18 9:29:32 AM
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Isn't it safer to just call 911?
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Drowning__Fish_
07/03/18 9:33:09 AM
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whoa black betty

Capn Circus posted...
ambulamps

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CharlesBronson
07/03/18 9:34:50 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I really hope this is just kept as a feel good story about Good Samaritan work and isnt spun by the media

lol liberals have been shook since election day
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AcFan87
07/03/18 9:44:03 AM
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I'm sure the left can find something about this to hate. Dazzle me, guys.
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clearaflagrantj
07/03/18 9:45:50 AM
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Eric Trump looks like he eats humans
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Balrog0
07/03/18 9:46:58 AM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
When youre mostly renegade on Mass Effect and do an action that nets you 3 paragon points.


lmao

but really good for him
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eston
07/03/18 9:48:34 AM
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Is he going to pay for that ambulance too? He might have just financially ruined this woman
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Silver Bearings
07/03/18 9:51:48 AM
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Capn Circus posted...
passing ambulamps

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andel
07/03/18 9:53:18 AM
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he just saved her because he selected her for purging later. cant let anyone else get his quarry
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gunplagirl
07/03/18 10:12:10 AM
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This is about as real as those Korean war parents who requested their kids remains. It's also as real as the remains of the soldiers we got back.

(Note: none of the above are true but a trump took credit for it regardless)
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