Current Events > Batman #50, the wedding. *major comic spoilers*

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AlisLandale
07/01/18 9:33:58 AM
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They dont get married.

There, just saved you 4 dollars.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/07/01/fashion/weddings/it-just-wasnt-meant-to-be-batman.html

There's supposedly a bigger spoiler on the final page though. Probably Bruce joins r/theredpill >~>
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Zikten
07/01/18 9:39:42 AM
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Lame. I thought this was to start a new era of married Batman. Wtf
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/01/18 9:44:04 AM
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that was a lot of build up for nothing
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AlisLandale
07/01/18 9:44:53 AM
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Zikten posted...
Lame. I thought this was to start a new era of married Batman. Wtf


Cant say Im completely surprised, but even if the marriage wouldnt last, it would have been a nice shakeup for a few years.
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AlisLandale
07/01/18 11:00:38 AM
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Holy bump, Batman!
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SSJ2GrimReaper
07/01/18 11:01:08 AM
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comics love doing the "omg this couple is getting married you don't wanna miss it" into the "LOL sike we had you going didn't we"
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AlisLandale
07/01/18 11:02:56 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
comics love doing the "omg this couple is getting married you don't wanna miss it" into the "LOL sike we had you going didn't we"


I mean, Superman is still married and Spider-Man had it good for close to 20 years.

Also comic companies love one-upping each other so considering marvel just did this same stunt lol I was hoping theyd have the cajomes to go through with it :p
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Russman
07/01/18 11:06:19 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
comics love doing the "omg this couple is getting married you don't wanna miss it" into the "LOL sike we had you going didn't we"


I mean, Superman is still married and Spider-Man had it good for close to 20 years.

Also comic companies love one-upping each other so considering marvel just did this same stunt lol I was hoping theyd have the cajomes to go through with it :p

I dont really think Superman can get divorced. Thats the total opposite of his character as a goody-two-shoes.
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AlisLandale
07/01/18 11:10:22 AM
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Russman posted...
AlisLandale posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
comics love doing the "omg this couple is getting married you don't wanna miss it" into the "LOL sike we had you going didn't we"


I mean, Superman is still married and Spider-Man had it good for close to 20 years.

Also comic companies love one-upping each other so considering marvel just did this same stunt lol I was hoping theyd have the cajomes to go through with it :p

I dont really think Superman can get divorced. Thats the total opposite of his character as a goody-two-shoes.


His marriage was retconned for a few years during N52, and Grant Morrison had a pitch years ago that would have had this big epic story come out of Supermans identity being made public, so to protect Lois he gets the help of Mr Mtstpkik to undo everyones memory, but at the cost of remembering their marriage.

So there are definitely ways >~>
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Doom_Art
07/01/18 11:11:12 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Supermans identity being made public, so to protect Lois he gets the help of Mr Mtstpkik to undo everyones memory, but at the cost of remembering their marriage.

...You're making this up
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Jagr_68
07/01/18 11:16:08 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
comics love doing the "omg this couple is getting married you don't wanna miss it" into the "LOL sike we had you going didn't we"


I think that's just a DC thing though since Marvel has done the Cyclops/Jean Grey AND Emma Frost, Peter Parker/Mary Jane AND Gwen Stacy, Mr. & Ms. Fantastic, etc marriages consistently.

Everybody in DC is too brooding and depressed to have relationships lol
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The_Ivory_Man
07/01/18 11:16:40 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Supermans identity being made public, so to protect Lois he gets the help of Mr Mtstpkik to undo everyones memory, but at the cost of remembering their marriage.

...You're making this up


It's a joke about Spider-man's marriage.

The Marvel CEO said he didn't want kids to have a negative impression of divorce so he had Peter make a deal with Not-Satan instead for the reasons posted.
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The_Ivory_Man
07/01/18 11:19:33 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
comics love doing the "omg this couple is getting married you don't wanna miss it" into the "LOL sike we had you going didn't we"


I think that's just a DC thing though since Marvel has done the Cyclops/Jean Grey AND Emma Frost, Peter Parker/Mary Jane AND Gwen Stacy, Mr. & Ms. Fantastic, etc marriages consistently.

Everybody in DC is too brooding and depressed to have relationships lol


RIP Wally West and Linda Park.

Nah but seriously Superman and Lois are almost always together, they definitely do it too.
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BruceWayneJr
07/01/18 11:29:29 AM
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Hahaha, Tom King sucks!
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AlisLandale
07/01/18 11:59:34 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Supermans identity being made public, so to protect Lois he gets the help of Mr Mtstpkik to undo everyones memory, but at the cost of remembering their marriage.

...You're making this up


It was a pitch. It never happened.

https://sites.google.com/site/deepspacetransmissions/Resources/superman-2000-proposal
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Tyranthraxus
07/01/18 12:22:22 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
There, just saved you 4 dollars.

Thanks.

Worst ending ever.
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Ivynn
07/01/18 12:27:54 PM
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All that build-up and they punk out. What a waste.
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Wedge Antilles
07/01/18 12:31:02 PM
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Well at least (recent Marvel spoilers) Gambit and Rogue successfully got married.
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DrizztLink
07/01/18 12:33:07 PM
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Wedge Antilles posted...
Well at least (recent Marvel spoilers) Gambit and Rogue successfully got married.

But in the process they pulled the usual shit with Shadowcat and Collosus.
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Tyranthraxus
07/01/18 2:02:32 PM
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They should make Alfred a supervillain who antagonizes Catwoman after this.
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pikachupwnage
07/01/18 2:03:59 PM
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The_Ivory_Man posted...
Doom_Art posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Supermans identity being made public, so to protect Lois he gets the help of Mr Mtstpkik to undo everyones memory, but at the cost of remembering their marriage.

...You're making this up


It's a joke about Spider-man's marriage.

The Marvel CEO said he didn't want kids to have a negative impression of divorce so he had Peter make a deal with Not-Satan instead for the reasons posted.


Divorce isnt bad. So lets have Spider-man don so by making a deal with Satan!
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DrizztLink
07/01/18 2:10:55 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
The_Ivory_Man posted...
Doom_Art posted...
AlisLandale posted...
Supermans identity being made public, so to protect Lois he gets the help of Mr Mtstpkik to undo everyones memory, but at the cost of remembering their marriage.

...You're making this up


It's a joke about Spider-man's marriage.

The Marvel CEO said he didn't want kids to have a negative impression of divorce so he had Peter make a deal with Not-Satan instead for the reasons posted.


Divorce isnt bad. So lets have Spider-man don so by making a deal with Satan!

Quesada is a hack
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Yomi
07/01/18 2:15:10 PM
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AlisLandale is truly the best poster around.
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