Current Events > A man went to his doctor. He said that he felt depressed, that life seemed harsh

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BlingBling22947
06/30/18 7:14:01 PM
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80/80

and cruel, and that he felt all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor said to him, "Ah, the treatment for this is simple. The great shitposter Bling is online tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." The man burst into tears. The man replied, "But doctor... I am Bling."
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AzureAnihilator
06/30/18 7:15:58 PM
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Only thing sadder than a woman attention whoring is a man doing it.
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Doe
06/30/18 7:16:11 PM
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This is so sad. Can we hit fifty women?
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Questionmarktarius
06/30/18 7:16:20 PM
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I knew where this was going, but read it and responded anyway.
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kingdrake2
06/30/18 7:17:24 PM
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Doe posted...
This is so sad. Can we hit fifty women?


i am 50 shades of disappointment.
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PanzerElite
06/30/18 7:17:32 PM
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Doesn't count as an 80/80 if it's not a complete sentence.
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What the goodness?!
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Axiom
06/30/18 7:18:32 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
I knew where this was going, but read it and responded anyway.

He deserved a spin-off prequel movie
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DarkTransient
06/30/18 7:20:23 PM
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PanzerElite posted...
Doesn't count as an 80/80 if it's not a complete sentence.

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Choco
06/30/18 7:20:34 PM
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Questionmarktarius
06/30/18 7:22:32 PM
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Axiom posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
I knew where this was going, but read it and responded anyway.

He deserved a spin-off prequel movie

Pagliacci?

I'd pay good money to see a "Rorschach and Nite Owl fuck shit up" movie, however. Possibly even bad money.
Their videogame was terrible, though.
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