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LordRazziel
06/30/18 11:28:02 AM
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Upon waking up today, I had the sudden realization that the world isn't a nice place. I then experienced extreme flatulence, and escaped earth's orbit. I believe my current trajectory is Trappist-1. Goodbye.
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spudger
06/30/18 11:28:58 AM
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Good luck, Incel 1.
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Sayoria
06/30/18 11:30:11 AM
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Stop contributing to global warming and hold it in.
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LordRazziel
06/30/18 11:36:20 AM
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spudger posted...
Good luck, Incel 1.

lol
*CElutes*

Side question, do you have to be a virgin to be an incel or does years count?

Sayoria posted...
Stop contributing to global warming and hold it in.

What do I care? I'm out. Fuck your couch.
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LordRazziel
06/30/18 6:12:08 PM
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Really wish I had a snack on me. Think it's gonna be a long trip.
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Tappor
06/30/18 6:12:47 PM
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lol
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Renault
06/30/18 6:12:48 PM
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marked for suicide threat
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Kitt
06/30/18 6:13:10 PM
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I hope this isn't a topic about suicide.
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LordRazziel
06/30/18 6:17:23 PM
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Kitt posted...
I hope this isn't a topic about suicide.


It's a topic about mega-huge farts...
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Freddie_Mercury
06/30/18 6:24:40 PM
#10:


100 ton man goes to mars
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FLUFFYGERM
06/30/18 6:25:13 PM
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tc no you're one of the good ones

come back plz
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Darkrobotisback
06/30/18 6:27:19 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Kitt posted...
I hope this isn't a topic about suicide.


It's a topic about mega-huge farts...

Is it because when you die, you supposedly fart?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/30/18 6:27:59 PM
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LordRazziel
06/30/18 6:42:31 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
tc no you're one of the good ones

come back plz

I can't. I'm going too fast to change direction. I will tell the inhabitants of the system of all of you. Goodbye. Goodbye... *voice fades into the distance*

Darkrobotisback posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Kitt posted...
I hope this isn't a topic about suicide.


It's a topic about mega-huge farts...

Is it because when you die, you supposedly fart?

No...
It's about a fart so big, you achieve escape velocity.
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DarkChozoGhost
06/30/18 6:42:34 PM
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You're probably still going to get banned for this.

Yes, the rules are that stupid.
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LordRazziel
06/30/18 6:49:28 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
You're probably still going to get banned for this.

Yes, the rules are that stupid.

Nah.
You don't even get banned. You get warned or suspended, I think.
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kingdrake2
06/30/18 7:01:32 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Kitt posted...
I hope this isn't a topic about suicide.


It's a topic about mega-huge shits...


i filled up the bowl, cant stop shitting today. somebody put in something causing me to release.
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masterpug53
06/30/18 7:16:06 PM
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Ground Control to Major Fart
Your bowels are shot, they're blown apart
Can you hear me, Major Fart?
Can you hear me, Major Fart?
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