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frozenshock
06/21/18 10:23:33 PM
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And then cut your finger a bit and let some drops of blood drop on the paper. Then burn it.

Do you take the money?
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LinksLiege
06/21/18 10:27:42 PM
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Yeah.
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Tenmyouji
06/21/18 10:28:20 PM
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Muffinz0rz
06/21/18 10:28:45 PM
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easy deal
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MorbidFaithless
06/21/18 10:31:59 PM
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Uh...yes...
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DocDelicious
06/21/18 10:33:39 PM
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Yeah absolutely. Can I do it a couple times? What about to other gods? I've got enough soul to go around.
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PiOverlord
06/21/18 10:34:14 PM
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Hell. Yes.
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frozenshock
06/21/18 10:34:17 PM
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DocDelicious posted...
Yeah absolutely. Can I do it a couple times? What about to other gods? I've got enough soul to go around.


Sure, but you only get the money once >_>
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alt_no_1_loves
06/21/18 10:34:46 PM
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I don't really want to cut myself, but I guess I could manage it for an easy 1 mil
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frozenshock
06/21/18 10:36:50 PM
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alt_no_1_loves posted...
I don't really want to cut myself, but I guess I could manage it for an easy 1 mil


It can be just a little pick, like with those sugar tests that people with diabetes do
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Turbam
06/21/18 10:46:13 PM
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I don't have a soul
You don't have a soul
There is no such thing as a soul
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MuayThai85
06/21/18 10:47:11 PM
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Instantly, without hesitation.
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hockeybub89
06/21/18 10:47:21 PM
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catboy0_0
06/21/18 10:47:46 PM
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I wouldn't do it.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
06/21/18 10:47:58 PM
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Turbam posted...
I don't have a soul
You don't have a soul
There is no such thing as a soul

Then how's come kids can taste the cinnamon toast taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
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Darkrobotisback
06/21/18 10:48:29 PM
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I already sold my soul to devil though...
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Flintlock_Staff
06/21/18 10:48:48 PM
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Hell I'd do it on some of the money if I had no paper to use
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frozenshock
06/21/18 10:49:44 PM
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Turbam posted...
I don't have a soul
You don't have a soul
There is no such thing as a soul


Well then you shouldn't have any problems taking the money >_>
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apocalyptic_4
06/21/18 10:51:52 PM
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Naw I'm good
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Itachi157
06/21/18 10:55:15 PM
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I'm not even religious but doing that would kind of creep me out. Not sure if I would. You just never know lol
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frozenshock
06/21/18 10:56:46 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
I'm not even religious but doing that would kind of creep me out. Not sure if I would. You just never know lol


Yeah TBH I would be a bit scared of someone who would do it without hesitating at least a bit
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Cornmuffins
06/21/18 10:57:26 PM
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Absolutely. Do I get a bonus if I get my friends/family to participate?
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frozenshock
06/21/18 10:58:16 PM
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Cornmuffins posted...
Absolutely. Do I get a bonus if I get my friends/family to participate?


No bonus, but they're probably going to be scared shitless when they realize that you actually got the money
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catboy0_0
06/21/18 10:59:02 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Itachi157 posted...
I'm not even religious but doing that would kind of creep me out. Not sure if I would. You just never know lol


Yeah TBH I would be a bit scared of someone who would do it without hesitating at least a bit

it would be a bad idea for the mentally suggestible/ill imo
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HaVeNII7
06/21/18 11:13:24 PM
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Ive already done something similar. I was a VERY edgy child.
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SkittyOnWailord
06/21/18 11:17:51 PM
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Reis
06/21/18 11:19:37 PM
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Why the fuck wouldn't I do this, I already serve Satan
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Doe
06/21/18 11:19:52 PM
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Yep. Contracts with Satan don't actually have any validity, God can void it. I know that because I read it in a Chick Tract.
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DavidWong
06/21/18 11:20:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
I don't have a soul
You don't have a soul
There is no such thing as a soul


Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell, Now he's going straight to hello operator, give me number nine

Bart it's time to end this dream, and don't forget the standard scream.
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Solid Snake07
06/21/18 11:21:28 PM
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Of course
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Ki_cat_
06/21/18 11:31:59 PM
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I'd do it.

Replace "Satan" with "Santa" or something and all of sudden it's stupid.

You genuinely have to put a lot of energy and stuff for rituals.

Your task is no scarier than bloody Mary or summoning slenderman.
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Kanaya413
06/21/18 11:50:27 PM
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Tenmyouji posted...
Nope.

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FightingGames
06/21/18 11:53:53 PM
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Itachi157 posted...
I'm not even religious but doing that would kind of creep me out. Not sure if I would. You just never know lol

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IHeartRadiation
06/21/18 11:54:04 PM
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All I'd have to do is write "is what I would write here if I wanted to do that but I do not so it will not happen" and then it'd be nullified.

Well unless the fire burns that so it still ends up reading "give up soul" before the parchment is destroyed but hey 50/50 good odds.
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MabusIncarnate
06/21/18 11:54:20 PM
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Of course, a million dollars to write a sentence, prick my finger for a few drops of blood and set something on fire? Besides the brief minor pain from my finger, I see no downside.
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watertank
06/21/18 11:58:58 PM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
I'd do it.

Replace "Satan" with "Santa" or something and all of sudden it's stupid.

You genuinely have to put a lot of energy and stuff for rituals.

Your task is no scarier than bloody Mary or summoning slenderman.

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catboy0_0
06/21/18 11:59:33 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Of course, a million dollars to write a sentence, prick my finger for a few drops of blood and set something on fire? Besides the brief minor pain from my finger, I see no downside.

you'll remember it fiercely on your death bed and you will believe it to be real
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ChainedRedone
06/22/18 12:02:48 AM
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Doe posted...
Yep. Contracts with Satan don't actually have any validity,


Tell that to Cuphead
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MabusIncarnate
06/22/18 12:03:37 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Of course, a million dollars to write a sentence, prick my finger for a few drops of blood and set something on fire? Besides the brief minor pain from my finger, I see no downside.

you'll remember it fiercely on your death bed and you will believe it to be real

Please
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MedzXVIII
06/22/18 12:03:39 AM
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no
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SuperVegito2487
06/22/18 12:04:55 AM
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Itachi157 posted...
I'm not even religious but doing that would kind of creep me out. Not sure if I would. You just never know lol


Same.

Its not a "HAELL NAW" situation but definitely a "hmmm..." one.
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Doe
06/22/18 12:05:14 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Doe posted...
Yep. Contracts with Satan don't actually have any validity,


Tell that to Cuphead

Cuphead didn't pray to his lord and savior
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pegusus123456
06/22/18 12:05:57 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
Yeah absolutely. Can I do it a couple times? What about to other gods? I've got enough soul to go around.

Jack from the Fables comics actually does this. He once made a deal with the devil for a hundred years of life. Because every fairy tale and myth is real, whenever he's going to die, he finds another Satan figure and makes a deal for another hundred years.
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TheMikh
06/22/18 12:06:57 AM
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Nothing is worth a papercut.

Nothing.
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DemonBuffet
06/22/18 12:07:35 AM
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As a Catholic...

Yes I would.

Then I would go to confession and feel better about being a million bucks richer
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Knowledge_King
06/22/18 12:30:01 AM
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