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AzurexNightmare
06/16/18 1:08:06 PM
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Where you can pray while you wait for your chicken.
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Saxon
06/16/18 1:08:50 PM
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Uh, wut?
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MrK3V
06/16/18 1:09:03 PM
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spudger
06/16/18 1:09:21 PM
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xtians would get butthurt tho
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DirkDiggles
06/16/18 1:09:51 PM
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Praying for you arteries not to clog up?
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EliteLevel
06/16/18 1:14:34 PM
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Praying not to get food poisoning?
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1NfamousACE_2
06/16/18 1:16:39 PM
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Prayer that you don't choke on them dry ass biscuits
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treewojima
06/16/18 1:17:28 PM
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imaging having a full-blown gospel choir at every restaurant
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1NfamousACE_2
06/16/18 1:19:30 PM
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treewojima posted...
imaging having a full-blown gospel choir at every restaurant


Always gotta go racist
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Saxon
06/16/18 1:26:55 PM
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Do you believe that chickens are vegetables with feet and have absolutely no intelligence to be self aware?

They are literally that dumb and only function on instinct to know when to run away from danger.
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I used to raise baby chickens to attempt to tame them and each time it was unsuccessful.
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AzurexNightmare
06/16/18 1:28:20 PM
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Saxon posted...
Do you believe that chickens are vegetables with feet and have absolutely no intelligence to be self aware?

They are literally that dumb and only function on instinct to know when to run away from danger.
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I don't know but God damn they are delicious.
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frogman_295
06/16/18 1:28:52 PM
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pray that someday they could be as successful as popeyes
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AzurexNightmare
06/16/18 1:31:44 PM
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frogman_295 posted...
pray that someday they could be as successful as popeyes


Yummy yummy in my tummyyyyy I love Popeyes c:
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treewojima
06/16/18 1:32:40 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
treewojima posted...
imaging having a full-blown gospel choir at every restaurant


Always gotta go racist


Gospel choirs are universal
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Saxon
06/16/18 1:37:11 PM
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The way it was done.

find the tamest cock and breed it to the tamest hen.

do this for several generations and you get a chicken that has lost their ability to fear people, but it never works.
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kingdrake2
06/16/18 1:39:21 PM
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these are pretty tame but they're not bred for meat i don't think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1EgHuHFJCE" data-time="

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RE_expert44
06/16/18 1:39:27 PM
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treewojima posted...
imaging having a full-blown gospel choir at every restaurant


I saaaaaay this chicken gooood! Can I get an aaaaaaaaamen!?
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frogman_295
06/16/18 1:39:39 PM
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AzurexNightmare posted...
frogman_295 posted...
pray that someday they could be as successful as popeyes


Yummy yummy in my tummyyyyy I love Popeyes c:


;D
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VanDam
06/16/18 1:41:20 PM
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I would like a different side with my chicken than religion. Maybe some mac and cheese.
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Saxon
06/16/18 1:53:26 PM
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Have you ever gotten attacked by a cock before?

It's scary how a cock can get that angry and start chasing you.
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Gafemage
06/16/18 1:55:40 PM
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spudger posted...
xtians would get butthurt tho

American evangelicals would eat that shit up are you kidding me
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