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ShutTheF---_Up
06/10/18 2:51:53 AM
#51:


DeroIin posted...
He followed.me on instagram and messaged me so i decided i had his permission to borrow pics


wow

I feel bad for any girl who makes the unfortunate decision of going out on a date with you. Ticking time bomb
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DeroIin
06/10/18 2:58:46 AM
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ShutTheF---_Up posted...
DeroIin posted...
He followed.me on instagram and messaged me so i decided i had his permission to borrow pics


wow

I feel bad for any girl who makes the unfortunate decision of going out on a date with you. Ticking time bomb


Definitely not planning on going out on dates with girls i match with on profile, just seeing what gets responses and measuring number of matches. That would literally be disastrous, im not that dumb.
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8-bit_Biceps
06/10/18 3:19:37 AM
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I have 86 matches and I live in a town of 50,000 people. Playa playa!

Too bad idgaf. They have to be like 8.5s or higher, and I have to put in little effort, and they have to have no kids for me to really care that much.
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DeroIin
06/10/18 9:48:19 AM
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8-bit_Biceps posted...
I have 86 matches and I live in a town of 50,000 people. Playa playa!

Too bad idgaf. They have to be like 8.5s or higher, and I have to put in little effort, and they have to have no kids for me to really care that much.


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DracoSpire
06/10/18 1:07:14 PM
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DeroIin posted...
Real profile
http://imgur.com/a/AeCRDNf

Now, I may have never even touched a dating site in my life, but WOW, even I can tell that your profile is boring. What are you even doing in some of your pics? Just standing next to a "Wrong Way" sign and squatting, staring off into space in another? Furthermore, do you have any fashion sense? It looks like your mom dressed you up in those pics. They make you look way younger than you actually are. Finally, your bio is just boring and uninteresting. Did you even put any thought into it, any creativity, any effort? Is your sense of humor as dry as your fashion sense?

I apologize if this comes off as too blunt, but these are some mistakes that I would try my absolute best to avoid making.
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SwordMaster13X
06/10/18 1:14:25 PM
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TC, where are you from?
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EpicMickeyDrew
06/10/18 1:17:22 PM
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You're 5th pic should be your 1st pic, your first pic looks as unnatural as school picture day when you're in 1st grade. Also your bio is super super super basic, it's says nothing interesting about you. Rice University tell them you are a student, no need to double down in the bio. The 'if we can't watch' bit should say either The Office or Westworld, having both drags out the joke and makes you look indecisive.
@pinky0926 Any other advice?
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DeroIin
06/10/18 2:32:53 PM
#58:


SwordMaster13X posted...
TC, where are you from?


Houston
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DeroIin
06/10/18 3:38:38 PM
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Suddenly the matches have slowed (obviously). Only got one new match today. That new account boost is real
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pinky0926
06/10/18 5:47:19 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
You're 5th pic should be your 1st pic, your first pic looks as unnatural as school picture day when you're in 1st grade. Also your bio is super super super basic, it's says nothing interesting about you. Rice University tell them you are a student, no need to double down in the bio. The 'if we can't watch' bit should say either The Office or Westworld, having both drags out the joke and makes you look indecisive.
@pinky0926 Any other advice?


I would lose pic 1 altogether. I know you were going for handsome and mysterious but mostly it's coming across as "this is the first time I've ever worn a suit and it's not even mine".

Which is a shame because you're not a bad looking guy at all and you clearly aren't a deadbeat. Don't try to seem like a model when picking photos. Think more about seeming like a fun guy someone would want to spend time with regardless of the agenda.
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DeroIin
06/10/18 8:53:33 PM
#61:


I appreciate all of the feedback and constructive criticism for my real profile. Definitely more helpful than r/Tinder
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DeroIin
06/11/18 1:35:29 AM
#62:


5 new matches on fake profile vs 1 on real profile
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Blue_Popo
06/11/18 1:56:34 AM
#63:


Tinder sucks in that way, you are a better looking dude than that fake one. I'm surprised such a goofy looking guy is getting that many matches

On a side note:

https://imgur.com/dC4AEoe
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DeroIin
06/11/18 2:01:43 PM
#64:


I have better luck in real life, probably. Cant wait for school to start back uo so i dont have to be so reliant on this damn app
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr
06/11/18 2:05:29 PM
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Do you have a pic of a black penis ready in case the chick wants to exchange nudes?
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DeroIin
06/11/18 2:29:37 PM
#66:


WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Do you have a pic of a black penis ready in case the chick wants to exchange nudes?


Why tf would I have a pic of someones random penis when i can use my own
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Monolith1676
06/11/18 2:34:49 PM
#67:


When me and my gf were separated she got an OKC and she maxed out how many likes she could get.
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Conception616
06/11/18 3:11:03 PM
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The majority of shallow, vapid women who use dating apps have a 6 feet and taller rule, even the ones shorter than 5. I even saw a woman with five kids say no single fathers in her description.
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DeroIin
06/11/18 3:14:55 PM
#69:


Conception616 posted...
The majority of shallow, vapid women who use dating apps have a 6 feet and taller rule, even the ones shorter than 5. I even saw a woman with five kids say no single fathers in her description.


Lol thats exactly why the fake profile is popular. 6'1 is the magic wonder.

Like what do I look like (as a 5'7 person) saying im 5'7? I would literally get 0 matches on a yeat
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apocalyptic_4
06/11/18 3:35:31 PM
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It's strange for me if I use pics that show my height when standing next to people and mention my height I get alot if matches but if I just use face pics with a joke in my description I hardly get any.

Tinder is a shallow app
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Anony1125
06/11/18 3:44:18 PM
#71:


Conception616 posted...
I even saw a woman with five kids say no single fathers in her description.

That doesn't seem crazy to me. Her hands must be full enough with 5 running around, the last thing she needs is more. Probably just wants some help dealing with hers.
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Blue_Popo
06/11/18 4:26:26 PM
#72:


Where are you guys from?

I'm so happy I'm in toronto, I'm an Indian guy and I have plenty of matches and they are from every race
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DeroIin
06/11/18 7:56:26 PM
#73:


Blue_Popo posted...
Where are you guys from?

I'm so happy I'm in toronto, I'm an Indian guy and I have plenty of matches and they are from every race


Must be nice lol. Should take tips from you also. How do you succeed on tinder without mentioning 6 ft
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Blue_Popo
06/11/18 8:41:10 PM
#74:


DeroIin posted...
Blue_Popo posted...
Where are you guys from?

I'm so happy I'm in toronto, I'm an Indian guy and I have plenty of matches and they are from every race


Must be nice lol. Should take tips from you also. How do you succeed on tinder without mentioning 6 ft


LOL it's the first thing I mention
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DeroIin
06/11/18 9:25:25 PM
#75:


Blue_Popo posted...
DeroIin posted...
Blue_Popo posted...
Where are you guys from?

I'm so happy I'm in toronto, I'm an Indian guy and I have plenty of matches and they are from every race


Must be nice lol. Should take tips from you also. How do you succeed on tinder without mentioning 6 ft


LOL it's the first thing I mention


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Blue_Popo
06/11/18 10:21:17 PM
#76:


sorry aha
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DeroIin
06/12/18 12:39:30 AM
#77:


Its all good.

S.S.D.D.

Got one new match on my real profile and like 8 on the fake. (Granted the one match is like an 8/10 and hotter than the new matches i got on the fake)
Maybe I can get in contact with a professor this semester and run a whole sophisticated, grant-funded research project on this on the psychology behind this and how the algorithm of Tinder promotes this height bias
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Blue_Popo
06/12/18 3:57:21 PM
#78:


DeroIin posted...
Its all good.

S.S.D.D.

Got one new match on my real profile and like 8 on the fake. (Granted the one match is like an 8/10 and hotter than the new matches i got on the fake)
Maybe I can get in contact with a professor this semester and run a whole sophisticated, grant-funded research project on this on the psychology behind this and how the algorithm of Tinder promotes this height bias


I can sum up your findings already, If you're white and 6+ you're good, if you don't have either of those you're at a disadvantage.

I guess in Toronto there is a sizable portion of girls who want nothing to do with white guys but I don't expect that to be the case almost any where else
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/12/18 5:24:26 PM
#79:


You should message all your matches and just be the biggest asshole ever.

They'll still talk to you.
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DeroIin
06/12/18 6:54:37 PM
#80:


Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
You should message all your matches and just be the biggest asshole ever.

They'll still talk to you.


Nahh im trying to see how sweet I need to be to get them to be receptive/strategies to use on real matches in the future. Although im probably out of luck regardless even if I try the same approach on my real account because im not a tall white male
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Blue_Popo
06/12/18 9:22:32 PM
#81:


Yeah, I get a lot of matches but if I tried being a dick even my least attractive match won't take it
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Bacon_Pancakes
06/12/18 9:25:20 PM
#82:


62 matches in my first week and 279 likes
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Blue_Popo
06/12/18 9:32:45 PM
#83:


Bacon_Pancakes posted...
62 matches in my first week and 279 likes


I shall make a new account and beat that record :>0
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/12/18 11:01:18 PM
#84:


Blue_Popo posted...
Yeah, I get a lot of matches but if I tried being a dick even my least attractive match won't take it

Be creative.

"Oops, I meant to swipe you left."
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CanuckCowboy
06/12/18 11:04:51 PM
#85:


Blue_Popo posted...
Bacon_Pancakes posted...
62 matches in my first week and 279 likes


I shall make a new account and beat that record :>0


I live in a town of 1500 and average at least a few likes a day. And I'm not really attractive.

I dun get what's up with most of CE just failing hard at tinder.
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DeroIin
06/12/18 11:51:28 PM
#86:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Blue_Popo posted...
Bacon_Pancakes posted...
62 matches in my first week and 279 likes


I shall make a new account and beat that record :>0


I live in a town of 1500 and average at least a few likes a day. And I'm not really attractive.

I dun get what's up with most of CE just failing hard at tinder.


Lets see your profile then
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
06/13/18 9:13:32 PM
#87:


Did you use a male porn star for your picture?
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DeroIin
06/13/18 9:21:56 PM
#88:


Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Did you use a male porn star for your picture?


No
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DeroIin
06/15/18 2:01:50 PM
#89:


Cant wai to see the tinder stats after 1 week lol, will be insane
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SpinKirby
06/15/18 2:31:41 PM
#91:


RedWhiteBlue posted...
The biggest problem with tinder I that it stopped being a hookup app and became a shopping center for women looking for the perfect man. Even women looking for hookups are looking for a guy with 50 hobbies jammed into 1 day while outside.

Then there's how more men want sex than women by light years and are perpetually horny. More women in the nation doesn't mean jack shit when you're not top notch.


I disagree, but my stomach hurts, so I don't really want to argue atm.
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DeroIin
06/15/18 3:09:34 PM
#93:


Number39 posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
DeroIin posted...
New profile
https://imgur.com/ZeoW0Uj

DeroIin posted...
Real profile
http://imgur.com/a/AeCRDNf

Ah, I see what the problem is. Try putting travel pics on your real profile.


The fake profile shows a more interesting person than the real one
Fake one plays the guitar, travels, climbs up to daring places
Real one just kinda exists

Too bad i dont have the means to go out and travel and stuff. Guess ill be single for life, nothing new anyways
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SpinKirby
06/15/18 3:28:53 PM
#94:


DeroIin posted...
Number39 posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
DeroIin posted...
New profile
https://imgur.com/ZeoW0Uj

DeroIin posted...
Real profile
http://imgur.com/a/AeCRDNf

Ah, I see what the problem is. Try putting travel pics on your real profile.


The fake profile shows a more interesting person than the real one
Fake one plays the guitar, travels, climbs up to daring places
Real one just kinda exists

Too bad i dont have the means to go out and travel and stuff. Guess ill be single for life, nothing new anyways


Just go downtown with a friend and have them take pictures.
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bulletproofvita
06/15/18 6:49:21 PM
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Fake it till you make it
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