Current Events > Which, if any, of these "conspiracy" theories do you believe in?

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If you believe in more than one of these, just vote for the one you believe in the most.
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Aliens and Ouija boards but I voted Aliens.

Anyway you shouldn't mess with the occult... even if it isn't true why risk it?
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JFK and Hitler are the only ones that are believable at all
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I have seen the repitilians with the naked eye
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assassinCrash posted...

I have seen the repitilians with the naked eye

Story time!
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JFK, the whole "brain missing in the ambulance ride" thing sticks out. Was it government agencies taking advantage of the situation because Oswald gave them the chance? Much more plausible than saying Oswald was hired by the government. Hard to say if he was set up though it's a recurring theory for a few reasons.
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Lee Harvey Oswald either didn't shoot JFK, or at least 1 person assisted him or orchestrated the hit behind the scenes.

Probably had assistance.

Ouija boards are dangerous portals to invite the devil, demons, and/or evil spirits into this world.

Lol, wtf is that.

Reptilians exist, and they are among us, including at the top levels of government, corporations, etc.

*X-files music plays*
Nah.

The illuminati is real and controls the world.

There are certainly some groups that control a lot of stuff behind the scenes. Or do you really think they let people like Trump decide world's fate?

The industrial revolution and all other huge leaps forward in technology are the result of alien technology

Nah, but idk about pyramids. That stuff is really weird.

Aliens and/or alien technology was discovered on the moon when Murica arrived there.

Nah.

Hitler escaped Germany and is either still alive or lived until he died of natural causes in another country.

Could be, probably had a secret passage or something. But unlikely.

The Deep State exists and is responsible for false flag operations such as 9/11

Some of 9/11 stuff is really shady. No way the towers collapse from the foundation like that.

PizzaGate is real, and pedophiles control the Democrat Party, some members of the GOP, and Hollywood.

Idk what's that about.

GunmaN1905 posted...

Lol, wtf is that.

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GunmaN1905 posted...

Idk what's that about.

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Pillowpantz posted...

If you believe in more than one of these, just vote for the one you believe in the most.

Some polls need checkboxes instead of radio buttons.
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Lee Harvey Oswald is the only plausible one on the list since there are some very plausible counter-arguments to the idea that he himself shot the president, and there are some witnesses / photographers who might have more evidence that were never tracked down.

I love the reptilian theory (don't believe in it) just because we had a friend who was really into it and we started watching a lot of the videos that friend recommended.
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donald trump is a reptilian demondevil alien summoned, along with his race's technology, through a ouija board, then founded the illuminati and the deep state, shot jfk, started the pizza pedo ring, did 9/11. If you compare his DNA to Hitler, you'll get a 100% match.

So yeah, I guess I believe all of them
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Pillowpantz posted...

assassinCrash posted...

I have seen the repitilians with the naked eye

Story time!

Psychosis. Im bipolar. I came to work one day and everybody had reptile eyes. I was hallucinating. I remember I was questioning reality. i just acted normal haha but it was hard to ignore it when my freaking co workers kept sticking their long tongues out. They kind of looked bug like too.

I think these conspiracy theories all come from paranoia and mental illness idk.
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Oswald was a terrible shot and barely was able to qualify while he was in the Marines. That combined with the fact the rifle he used was very unwieldy unless you knew what you were doing makes it very unlikely he could have pulled it off.
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assassinCrash posted...

I think these conspiracy theories all come from paranoia and mental illness idk.

This, plus a feeling of disenfranchisement, less education, and/or low income.

Also, remember that John Podesta, Hillary Clinton, and the DNC never disputed the authenticity of e-mails released by Wikileaks. Instead, they just went after Julian Assange. CNN tried to tell America that it was illegal to read these e-mails and only CNN can read them and tell America what was in the e-mails.

https://imgur.com/popDILu

https://imgur.com/uoIdUYV

https://imgur.com/Eh1gzbe

https://imgur.com/bWaALiu

https://imgur.com/UfuWSJ4
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MagnusX posted...

assassinCrash posted...

I think these conspiracy theories all come from paranoia and mental illness idk.

This, plus a feeling of disenfranchisement, less education, and/or low income.

Distrust of the government has exploded since Watergate, which has helped fan the flames a lot.

Pillowpantz posted...

Also, remember that John Podesta, Hillary Clinton, and the DNC never disputed the authenticity of e-mails released by Wikileaks. Instead, they just went after Julian Assange. CNN tried to tell America that it was illegal to read these e-mails and only CNN can read them and tell America what was in the e-mails.

https://imgur.com/popDILu

https://imgur.com/uoIdUYV

https://imgur.com/Eh1gzbe

https://imgur.com/bWaALiu

https://imgur.com/UfuWSJ4

Dude I already posted the contents of Hillary's emails many months ago, maybe even over a year. They were just a bunch of dick pics she got as replies to the vag pics she emailed to various people.
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ElatedVenusaur posted...

MagnusX posted...

assassinCrash posted...

I think these conspiracy theories all come from paranoia and mental illness idk.

This, plus a feeling of disenfranchisement, less education, and/or low income.

Distrust of the government has exploded since Watergate, which has helped fan the flames a lot.

Absolutely, even moreso with the recent advent of immediate contact across the globe and access to virtually all of history - whether true or false, perception or reality, and every grey area inbetween.

The first one and the PizzaGate one.

Obviously the JFK assassination. He wasn't shot at by just Oswald.
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MagnusX posted...

assassinCrash posted...

I think these conspiracy theories all come from paranoia and mental illness idk.

This, plus a feeling of disenfranchisement, less education, and/or low income.

Yeah I think it gives their lives more meaning, to believe that the world is gonna end soon. God is coming and theres a huge cover up and things like that. But idk, you could argue that we are living in a simulation and God really is coming back. So Ill always stick to idk. HOWEVER this does not mean that theres no evil going on. Of course there is and theres lots of conspiracies that turned out to be true.
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Vyrulisse posted...

Aliens and Ouija boards but I voted Aliens.

Anyway you shouldn't mess with the occult... even if it isn't true why risk it?

Lol
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Vyrulisse posted...

Anyway you shouldn't mess with the occult... even if it isn't true why risk it?

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if you believe any of these except for maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe the first one you're a fucking moron
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There's definitely something going behind the curtain of the stage so to speak whether it be some form of illuminati, deep state, or other such evils outside of the eye of the general public.
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metralo posted...

if you believe any of these except for maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe the first one you're a fucking moron

whatever helps you count your sheeple at night to get a good night of sleep so you can work for your corporations the next day
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JFK assassination was quite sketchy
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catboy0_0 posted...

metralo posted...

if you believe any of these except for maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe the first one you're a fucking moron

whatever helps you count your sheeple at night to get a good night of sleep so you can work for your corporations the next day

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Muffinz0rz posted...

catboy0_0 posted...

metralo posted...

if you believe any of these except for maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe the first one you're a fucking moron

whatever helps you count your sheeple at night to get a good night of sleep so you can work for your corporations the next day

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Only the JFK one is plausible since there can potentially be another shooter and LHO was the patsy that was conveniently killed soon after.
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I think every single one of those is much more likely not to be true than to be true.
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Conspiracies that require thousands of other people to be quiet to make it legit are just lolworthy.
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Funkydog posted...

Conspiracies that require thousands of other people to be quiet to make it legit are just lolworthy.

What about a few dozen elites who control world finance and governments?
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Golf rumors
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I don't think there is an organization that calls themselves the Illuminati but I think there have been groups doing what the Illuminati is accused of, but i don't think it's been a single organization behind it all.
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Pillowpantz posted...

Funkydog posted...

Conspiracies that require thousands of other people to be quiet to make it legit are just lolworthy.

What about a few dozen elites who control world finance and governments?

That would also require untold number of people keeping quiet about it.

So again... lol.

(and yes, no doubt corporations do have far too much influence on governments, but that's something we can all see so not really a conspiracy)
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Funkydog posted...

Pillowpantz posted...

Funkydog posted...

Conspiracies that require thousands of other people to be quiet to make it legit are just lolworthy.

What about a few dozen elites who control world finance and governments?

That would also require untold number of people keeping quiet about it.

So again... lol.

(and yes, no doubt corporations do have far too much influence on governments, but that's something we can all see so not really a conspiracy)

Not if those elites kept the people below them in ththe dark for the most part and had good blackmail material on those people.
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the Illuminati is basically real theyre just not hidden

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The JFK assassination isn't even a conspiracy theory at this point. It's basically been proven 100 times over via testimonial and recreation that there's no way Oswald was the lone shooter.
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Dude I already posted the contents of Hillary's emails many months ago, maybe even over a year. They were just a bunch of dick pics she got as replies to the vag pics she emailed to various people.

So Hillary is a thot?
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I see plenty of reptilians every time I go to the pet store

All jokes aside, there is no rational scientific explanation as to why both towers collapsed the way they did given where the plane impacts were.
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

Dude I already posted the contents of Hillary's emails many months ago, maybe even over a year. They were just a bunch of dick pics she got as replies to the vag pics she emailed to various people.

So Hillary is a thot?

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i guess smal just starts believing whatever conspiracies that spring up on /pol/
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