Current Events > I thought CE said cats weren't needy bitches

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https://imgur.com/8m4KPxOh
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Zoinks! You've taken a wrong turn.
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Cats need you to clean the shit out of their box once a week and put food and water in a bowl for them.

Dogs need baths, haircuts, to be taken outside every three hours, food, water, toys, lots of love and attention...also, every time you step foot inside their house, they yap their ear off at you. Cats are always cool with guests.

Therefore, dogs are the needy ones.
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ItsVinceRusso posted...

Cats are always cool with guests.

Now dis just ain't true. My dang aunt had a dang cat named Susan (da cat was Susan, not my aunt, my aunt was Brenda who named her dang cat Susan).

Susan was a gat-dang psycho bitch. You come up in da house, Susan runs atcha full speed and does that shit cats do where they grab ya with them front claws n' rake ya legs and arms with them back claws. Ya don't even have ta do anything offensive. Susan just goes apeshit at da drop of a hat.

One time Brenda brought a dude over and dang Susan raked him up so bad da dude had ta get stitches. He broke up wit Brenda cause she said she would not get ridda da dang cat, and den da dude sued her for da hospital bill.

Dis is why you should never name a dang cat Susan.

See
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Your cat must be defective then. Hopefully you kept the receipt.
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https://imgur.com/8m4KPxO did you mean to link here..?
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They get needy at times and when they do you better do what they say or they will give you a nasty look and sass you.
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Imagine if cats figured out how to use guns. Theyd be the top apex predators.
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