Current Events > Do you enjoy warming up for your poop?

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berlyman101 05/20/18 12:32:54 AM #1:	Say you're laying in bed browsing your waifus but you feel a poop whirring up. It'll be soon, but the time is not yet optimal. At what point do you head to the bathroom? I like to kind of get it going before I reach the toilet, which is what I mean by warming up. --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:901658797] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>Say you're laying in bed browsing your waifus but you feel a poop whirring up. It'll be soon, but the time is not yet optimal. At what point do you head to the bathroom? I like to kind of get it going before I reach the toilet, which is what I mean by warming up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 05/20/18 12:34:00 AM #2:	i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective. --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:901658836] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 05/20/18 12:34:10 AM #3:	No --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:901658846] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>No</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 05/20/18 12:37:04 AM #4:	DocileOrangeCup posted... i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective. I guess this is kind of what I do As soon as my cheeks hit the porcelain, the poop hits the poop bath (water) --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:901658972] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective.</quote> I guess this is kind of what I do As soon as my cheeks hit the porcelain, the poop hits the poop bath (water)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 05/20/18 12:40:08 AM #5:	I read the topic as "warming up your poop", and I was thinking "It's warm enough already." --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:901659080] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>I read the topic as "warming up your poop", and I was thinking "It's warm enough already."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 05/20/18 12:44:46 AM #6:	Common misreading --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:901659242] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>Common misreading</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
giantblimpN7 05/20/18 12:45:24 AM #7:	DocileOrangeCup posted... i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective. A man after my own heart --- https://imgur.com/zSHmk https://imgur.com/qT9WxSu <cite>giantblimpN7 posted [p:901659271] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective.</quote> A man after my own heart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell 05/20/18 12:47:05 AM #8:	Alucard188 posted... I read the topic as "warming up your poop", and I was thinking "It's warm enough already." I read the topic as "warming up your poop", and I was thinking "fuck yeah, I microwave that shit." --- https://media.giphy.com/media/Qj07xH0I1AaZy/giphy.gif https://imgur.com/0O95M https://imgur.com/IV8gR2Z <cite>more_cow_bell posted [p:901659336] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alucard188 posted...</cite> <quote>I read the topic as "warming up your poop", and I was thinking "It's warm enough already."</quote> I read the topic as "warming up your poop", and I was thinking "fuck yeah, I microwave that shit."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 05/20/18 12:47:20 AM #9:	Im usually in the shower for a few minutes when it happens so sure The warmth of the water triggers a response in my body to loosen my bowels and drop a log right there <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:901659341] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>Im usually in the shower for a few minutes when it happens so sure The warmth of the water triggers a response in my body to loosen my bowels and drop a log right there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BuckVanHammer 05/20/18 12:53:12 AM #10:	Mine feels like it takes a hard right in my intestines then i must go very soon No warm up needed, they come in hot. --- Minimal, yet feature rich. <cite>BuckVanHammer posted [p:901659567] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>Mine feels like it takes a hard right in my intestines then i must go very soon No warm up needed, they come in hot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 05/20/18 12:55:53 AM #11:	I usually like to wait until I'm close to prairie dogging it before entering the bathroom. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:901659669] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>I usually like to wait until I'm close to prairie dogging it before entering the bathroom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 05/20/18 12:57:23 AM #12:	DocileOrangeCup posted... i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective. Edging? Ive always referred to that state as prairie-dogging --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:901659723] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote><cite>DocileOrangeCup posted...</cite> <quote>i edge my poops (henceforth referred to as poodging) and i gotta say it's effective.</quote> Edging? Ive always referred to that state as prairie-dogging</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 05/20/18 1:00:08 AM #13:	I do like to wait a bit. not quite prairie dogging it but not far off it just feels more satisfying to do it like that --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:901659808] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>I do like to wait a bit. not quite prairie dogging it but not far off it just feels more satisfying to do it like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 05/20/18 1:01:34 AM #14:	Neh. Sometimes if I don't feel like getting out of bed Ill call a close friend to come push it back up a lil. --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:901659865] in Do you enj... [t:76625679]...</cite> <quote>Neh. Sometimes if I don't feel like getting out of bed Ill call a close friend to come push it back up a lil.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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