Current Events > New Anne Frank diary pages recovered. Turns out she wrote dirty jokes.

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Suchomimus
05/17/18 5:10:48 AM
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and wrote about sex education and prostitution.

The jokes themselves:
One of her jokes read: "Do you know why the German girls of the armed forces are in the Netherlands? As a mattress for the soldiers."

Another one: "A man comes home at night and notices that another man shared the bed with his wife that evening. He searches the whole house, and finally also looks in the bedroom closet. There is a totally naked man, and when that one man asked what the other was doing there, the man in the closet answered: 'You can believe it or not but I am waiting for the tram.' "

A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "

Finally, Anne Frank related this joke: "A man and a woman had a relationship, and after a few months the woman's belly was getting disturbingly big. Then, the man called a doctor who said: 'It's just air, Mrs., just air!!!" The man replied: 'I am not pumping air, am I?' "


https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/15/world/anne-frank-diary-pages-revealed-trnd/index.html
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SamusGlory
05/17/18 5:11:56 AM
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who cares
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DocileOrangeCup
05/17/18 5:13:37 AM
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Suchomimus posted...
A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "

i don't understand
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pegusus123456
05/17/18 5:13:52 AM
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Suchomimus posted...
Finally, Anne Frank related this joke: "A man and a woman had a relationship, and after a few months the woman's belly was getting disturbingly big. Then, the man called a doctor who said: 'It's just air, Mrs., just air!!!" The man replied: 'I am not pumping air, am I?' "

This one wasn't bad lol
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Suchomimus
05/17/18 1:17:44 PM
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bump
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eston
05/17/18 1:19:57 PM
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There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all
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Poiuyt
05/17/18 1:20:21 PM
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I don't care.
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frozenshock
05/17/18 1:22:24 PM
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SamusGlory posted...
who cares


Poiuyt posted...
I don't care.


Lol what's going on guys?
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Garioshi
05/17/18 1:22:34 PM
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Yes, she was human, believe it or not.
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Zikten
05/17/18 1:23:49 PM
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Poiuyt posted...
I don't care.


then leave.

it's a new look into a historical figure. some of us find it interesting. nobody cares if you don't care
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Solar_Crimson
05/17/18 1:24:22 PM
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eston posted...
There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all

Yeah. There was an entry where she wrote about masturbation, I believe.
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Poiuyt
05/17/18 1:24:45 PM
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Zikten posted...
Poiuyt posted...
I don't care.


then leave.

it's a new look into a historical figure. some of us find it interesting. nobody cares if you don't care

You cared enough to respond tho.
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EvalAngell
05/17/18 1:26:09 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
eston posted...
There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all

Yeah. There was an entry where she wrote about masturbation, I believe.


now you have my attention
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catboy0_0
05/17/18 1:27:11 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Suchomimus posted...
A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "

i don't understand
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catboy0_0
05/17/18 1:27:52 PM
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Poiuyt posted...
Zikten posted...
Poiuyt posted...
I don't care.


then leave.

it's a new look into a historical figure. some of us find it interesting. nobody cares if you don't care

You cared enough to respond tho.

please don't ruin this thread
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eggcorn
05/17/18 1:30:31 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Suchomimus posted...
A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "

i don't understand

yeah my friend was telling me about this one the other day and I assumed he forgot the punchline or something.
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Tyranthraxus
05/17/18 1:32:15 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Suchomimus posted...
A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "

i don't understand

This joke is the precursor to

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

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chollima
05/17/18 1:36:26 PM
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Poiuyt posted...
Zikten posted...
Poiuyt posted...
I don't care.


then leave.

it's a new look into a historical figure. some of us find it interesting. nobody cares if you don't care

You cared enough to respond tho.


toddler response
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Poiuyt
05/17/18 1:37:01 PM
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chollima posted...
Poiuyt posted...
Zikten posted...
Poiuyt posted...
I don't care.


then leave.

it's a new look into a historical figure. some of us find it interesting. nobody cares if you don't care

You cared enough to respond tho.


toddler response


Serious business.
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DocileOrangeCup
05/17/18 8:53:18 PM
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Swagnificent119
05/17/18 8:55:49 PM
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They just found another joke

Anne Frank wrote "My boyfriend told me he wanted a little pussy, I told him me to, it's as big as a house."
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inloveanddeath0
05/19/18 11:35:05 PM
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Did she s*** her panties? Ann stank
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Dash_Harber
05/19/18 11:35:51 PM
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eston posted...
There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all


Which is sort of weird, considering stuff like this humanizes her even more.
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pikachupwnage
05/19/18 11:36:52 PM
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Finally, Anne Frank related this joke: "A man and a woman had a relationship, and after a few months the woman's belly was getting disturbingly big. Then, the man called a doctor who said: 'It's just air, Mrs., just air!!!" The man replied: 'I am not pumping air, am I?' "

LMFAO.
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Bio1590
05/19/18 11:39:56 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
eston posted...
There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all

Yeah. There was an entry where she wrote about masturbation, I believe.

Yes, her dad sanitized her diary before releasing it.
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pikachupwnage
05/19/18 11:40:47 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
eston posted...
There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all

Yeah. There was an entry where she wrote about masturbation, I believe.

Yes, her parents sanitized her diary before releasing it.


Parent.

Her father was the only survivor.
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Bio1590
05/19/18 11:41:29 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
eston posted...
There's a lot of stuff that generally gets left out. She was a teenage girl after all

Yeah. There was an entry where she wrote about masturbation, I believe.

Yes, her parents sanitized her diary before releasing it.


Parent.

Her father was the only survivor.

Yes correct, my mistake.
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TheVipaGTS
05/19/18 11:42:09 PM
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i feel like those jokes were lost in translation...
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skimmedgreentea
05/19/18 11:43:56 PM
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well , I guess all those isolation make Anne Frank sexually frustrated and need a medium to release all of that
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Paragon21XX
05/19/18 11:44:47 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Suchomimus posted...
A third joke: "A man had a very ugly wife and he did not want a relationship with her. One evening, he came home and he saw his friend lying in bed with his wife and the man said: 'He does and I have to!!!!' "

i don't understand

It's a shitty translation. It's better translated as "A man had a wife so ugly that he did not want to have [sexual] relations with her. One evening, he came home and saw his best friend lying in bed with his wife, and the man said 'He gets to, and I have to!'"
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Darkrobotisback
05/19/18 11:52:15 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
i feel like those jokes were lost in translation...

I wouldn't say translation...
More or less, the humor in the 40's was pretty different that the way it is nowadays...
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lolamerica
05/22/18 12:08:15 AM
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I thought it was well known they edited the diary to take out certain stuff. Not really news.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
05/22/18 12:19:04 AM
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lolamerica posted...
I thought it was well known they edited the diary to take out certain stuff. Not really news.

Yeah, Otto Frank cut down some stuff where she was complaining about the other adults, fighting with her mother, and totally excised one section where she and Peter described their genitals to each other.
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Tyranthraxus
05/22/18 12:22:18 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
i feel like those jokes were lost in translation...

I wouldn't say translation...
More or less, the humor in the 40's was pretty different that the way it is nowadays...

There's also some jokes that just don't work in other languages.

The one most people here are familiar with is probably Waluigi.
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MARKINGRAM22
05/22/18 12:24:30 AM
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People butt hurt over Anne Frank having triggering tastes in comedy.
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RE_expert44
05/22/18 12:26:19 AM
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SubtletyRefuge
05/26/18 6:25:51 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
i feel like those jokes were lost in translation...

I wouldn't say translation...
More or less, the humor in the 40's was pretty different that the way it is nowadays...

There's also some jokes that just don't work in other languages.

The one most people here are familiar with is probably Waluigi.

Waluigi doesn't make sense to begin with
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Flintgrandad
05/27/18 9:29:43 PM
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lol
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