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CruelBuffalo 04/08/18 8:49:54 PM #1: |
Invisible cars
Random sex with no coherent reason Giant light death beams from space DNA + Facial Swap Electric Shocking Gloves Most ridiculous sword fight since Crouching Tiger James Bond got so much better ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 04/08/18 8:50:45 PM #2: |
CruelBuffalo posted...
Random sex with no coherent reason to be fair --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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chill02 04/08/18 8:54:04 PM #3: |
I would have preferred if they just used General Moon all the way through the movie instead of turning into Gustav Graves (I think that's the name)
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Delirious_Beard 04/08/18 8:54:56 PM #4: |
yeah it's basically total trash
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CruelBuffalo 04/08/18 8:55:16 PM #5: |
chill02 posted...
I would have preferred if they just used General Moon all the way through the movie instead of turning into Gustav Graves (I think that's the name) General Moon is the father of the Rachel Doezal Korean guy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlecSkorpio 04/08/18 8:56:23 PM #6: |
CruelBuffalo posted...
James Bond got so much better Die Another Day was awful, but new Bond is so bland and boring. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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alphagamble 04/08/18 8:57:01 PM #7: |
The sword fight is great
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CruelBuffalo 04/08/18 8:57:06 PM #8: |
lol forgot about the Halle Berry Ice Bath
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DrizztLink 04/08/18 8:57:27 PM #9: |
I love CR, but I swear I've tried to watch Spectre like 6 times and have no idea what it even is.
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chill02 04/08/18 8:59:35 PM #10: |
DrizztLink posted...
I swear I've tried to watch Spectre like 6 times and have no idea what it even is. I fell asleep during the scene where --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Broken_Zeus 04/08/18 9:01:58 PM #11: |
And yet it's STILL better than The World is not Enough...
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chill02 04/08/18 9:02:33 PM #12: |
Broken_Zeus posted...
And yet it's STILL better than The World is not Enough... Nah, I liked that movie a lot more than DAD --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bobbysjoby 04/08/18 9:08:16 PM #13: |
It was bonds version of Batman and robin. Swear to god, at one point the villain chick does a water= shrinkage joke when they re drowning the place...TO HALLE BERRYS CHARACTER LOLOLOL
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BruceWayneJr 04/08/18 9:09:29 PM #14: |
It's the worst James Bond movie.
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Skye Reynolds 04/08/18 9:09:48 PM #15: |
CruelBuffalo posted...
Most ridiculous sword fight since Crouching Tiger What? That was the best part of the movie. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CruelBuffalo 04/08/18 9:21:49 PM #16: |
I do love black female Halle Berry sneaking into a Korean airship wearing Korean army uniform. I am sure nothing else about her stands out
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CruelBuffalo 04/08/18 9:23:45 PM #17: |
This airplane scene...gives me RE5 vibes
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Chicken 04/08/18 9:29:16 PM #18: |
chill02 posted...
DrizztLink posted...I swear I've tried to watch Spectre like 6 times and have no idea what it even is. So Im not the only one who slept through that movie. I remember there being a bridge... I think. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CruelBuffalo 04/08/18 9:29:40 PM #19: |
Why would Bond say "Time to face gravity" when he pulls the ripcord on a parachute causing Korean Rachel Doezal to fly into a jet turbine.....gravity isn't what caused him to fly into it..
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chill02 04/08/18 9:32:22 PM #20: |
Chicken posted...
chill02 posted...DrizztLink posted...I swear I've tried to watch Spectre like 6 times and have no idea what it even is. I only vaguely remember some scenes, but not what happened in them. It's all a blur. --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRealDill2000 04/08/18 10:30:21 PM #21: |
The only Brosnan movie of questionable quality is Tomorrow Never Dies. Even it was still watchable. QoS was the only decent Craig movie.
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Alucard188 04/08/18 10:31:31 PM #22: |
I knew it was going to be garbage when they went away from the sweeping orchestral OP songs and had Madonna sing a techno-pop song for its opening. So garbage.
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Delirious_Beard 04/08/18 10:39:40 PM #23: |
TheRealDill2000 posted...
The only Brosnan movie of questionable quality is Tomorrow Never Dies. Even it was still watchable. QoS was the only decent Craig movie. jesus what a terrible opinion --- http://i.imgur.com/5UL2v5u.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Broken_Zeus 04/09/18 2:47:19 PM #24: |
bobbysjoby posted...
It was bonds version of Batman and robin. Swear to god, at one point the villain chick does a water= shrinkage joke when they re drowning the place...TO HALLE BERRYS CHARACTER LOLOLOL It's nowhere near as goofy as either The Man with the Golden Gun or Live and Let Die (although LaLD is one of my favorites for the goofiness) --- Gamefaqs cannot handle my #BrokenBrilliance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HylianFox 04/09/18 2:52:51 PM #25: |
AlecSkorpio posted...
but new Bond is so bland and boring. he only Craig movie I can recall clearly is Skyfall, and that's only because the others are very forgettable, except maybe the wicker chair scene in Casino Royale Quantum of Solace had something to do with a water supply in the desert, and I don't remember the plot of SPECTRE at all --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bobbysjoby 04/09/18 5:06:08 PM #26: |
Broken_Zeus posted...
bobbysjoby posted...It was bonds version of Batman and robin. Swear to god, at one point the villain chick does a water= shrinkage joke when they re drowning the place...TO HALLE BERRYS CHARACTER LOLOLOL bond finds a way to get caught in his invisible car (INVISIBLE CAR WITH HIM IN IT!) via some henchman skiing and crashing directly into it rofl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bobbysjoby 04/09/18 5:09:04 PM #27: |
bond is a bumbling doofus who hooks up with the villain chick and gets unknowingly disarmed in the process
Bond is a total horndog perv and every single line he has has to do with being erect or wanting to bang, dude's pun game is about on Arnold's mr freeze level The dude villain is a ren and stimpy cartoon character and the way he gets taken out is mind-blowingly stupid yet hilarious The sword fighting scene featuring the villain literally trying to casually murder Bond is something out of 3 stooges such a hilarious turkey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Southernfatman 04/09/18 5:10:52 PM #28: |
It's a shame cause the beginning where Bond gets captured and tortured by the Koreans and being considered untrustworthy by MI6 was an interesting story point, but it was wasted. The sword fight was pretty cool too. Too bad the rest of the movie sucked.
I still find SPECTRE to be worse cause of And what a frickin waste of Christoph Waltz. That's even more infuriating. There have been bad Bond movies before like DAD, but at least DAD isn't that insulting nor pissed all over the Bond legacy. --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 04/09/18 5:11:46 PM #29: |
Southernfatman posted...
And what a frickin waste of Christoph Waltz. That's even more infuriating. Literally the only thing I remember about him is "Cuckoo." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bobbysjoby 04/09/18 6:41:17 PM #30: |
DrizztLink posted...
Southernfatman posted...And what a frickin waste of Christoph Waltz. That's even more infuriating. Dude is forgettable in a lot of shitters, Tarzan says hi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRealDill2000 04/09/18 7:00:42 PM #31: |
Delirious_Beard posted...
TheRealDill2000 posted...The only Brosnan movie of questionable quality is Tomorrow Never Dies. Even it was still watchable. QoS was the only decent Craig movie. I disagree with you completely. --- CE's source of sagely advice #BLM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AvantgardeAClue 04/09/18 7:03:48 PM #32: |
I liked Spectre, people want a traditional Bond movie and that was certainly the closest thing to it.
Skyfall in general didn't really feel all that interesting to me, is it because the villain was just super charismatic? --- Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yochodo 04/09/18 7:04:54 PM #33: |
The Jaguar with the mounted gun and the fencing scene were the best parts of the movie, just BARELY making it better than the worst Bond film, Quantum of Solace
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BruceWayneJr 04/09/18 7:13:15 PM #34: |
Craig has one good movie, Casino Royale, directed by the same guy behind Goldeneye.
Quantum is half ass, crafted during the writer's strike, with too many shades of Bourne and AWFUL camerawork. Skyfall and Spectre are the epitome of style over substance with boring action sequences and plots that fall apart if you think about them. The World Is Not Enough is underrated, more of a traditional Bond film, with a good villain in Robert Carlyle and a great villain in Sophie Marceau. --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Manocheese 04/09/18 7:31:53 PM #35: |
Die Another Day gets pretty bad toward the end, but the first half is pretty good. Spectre is boring the whole way through.
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Big_Nabendu 04/09/18 7:32:27 PM #36: |
Goldeneye or nothing
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Distant_Rainbow 04/09/18 7:34:26 PM #37: |
It was horrible, and I thought no Bond movie would ever get worse than that.
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Capital_Tenant 04/09/18 7:39:08 PM #38: |
Manocheese posted...
Die Another Day gets pretty bad toward the end, but the first half is pretty good. Spectre is boring the whole way through. Nah, Spectre's better. It's way below average, but still... --- "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss in life is what dies inside us while we live." - Norma Cousin I <3 Capcom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CruelBuffalo 04/09/18 7:39:40 PM #39: |
Distant_Rainbow posted...
It was horrible, and I thought no Bond movie would ever get worse than that. I enjoyed skyfall and quantum of solace. Still need to see spectre ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PhazonReborn 04/09/18 7:52:30 PM #40: |
Casino Royale is the best Craig movie, followed closely by Skyfall.
Brosnan literally only had one good Bond movie in Goldeneye. The other ones he did were all among the worst in the franchise, even worse than some of the more questionable Roger Moore ones. Timothy Dalton literally had better Bond movies. I own the entire franchise on Blu Ray and it was great watching them all. Honestly one of the best Bond movies is the Lasenby one. It's pretty decent. --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 Steam ID: AncientToaster / PSN ID: LiteralToaster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BruceWayneJr 04/09/18 8:00:09 PM #41: |
PhazonReborn posted...
Brosnan literally only had one good Bond movie in Goldeneye. The other ones he did were all among the worst in the franchise, even worse than some of the more questionable Roger Moore ones. Timothy Dalton literally had better Bond movies. Living Daylights is one of the best in the series (along with OHMSS), imo. Just curious: Outside of Christmas Jones, what was so bad about TWINE? --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PhazonReborn 04/09/18 8:10:23 PM #42: |
BruceWayneJr posted...
Just curious: Outside of Christmas Jones, what was so bad about TWINE? She was terrible... I guess Its not THAT bad, certainly not as bad as Tomorrow Never Dies and Die Another Day... I just really find it hard to rewatch any of the Brosnan Bonds outside of Goldeneye because they are all so forgettable. --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 Steam ID: AncientToaster / PSN ID: LiteralToaster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FighterStreet 04/09/18 8:15:55 PM #43: |
miranda frost was hot
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BruceWayneJr 04/09/18 8:32:01 PM #44: |
PhazonReborn posted...
BruceWayneJr posted...Just curious: Outside of Christmas Jones, what was so bad about TWINE? It sticks out for me because of the relationship between Bond, Elektra and Renard, but I agree that DAD and TND are duds. --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TaiIs82 04/09/18 8:41:55 PM #45: |
I like the fun Bond movies. The recent standard of dim, dark and brooding is just boring.
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BewmHedshot 04/09/18 8:49:27 PM #46: |
After Moore left the series, there's been a direct correlation between the time between Bond movies and how good the next one is.
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Skye Reynolds 04/09/18 9:20:50 PM #47: |
BruceWayneJr posted...
Just curious: Outside of Christmas Jones, what was so bad about TWINE? Like the film before it, the film had a villain with a pointless gimmick. The bad guy goes from Korean to Caucasian because...? He never sleeps because...? Sun-Moon was better than Gustav Graves. The invisible car. It's application isn't that bad, it's just the concept. It'd like having a mermaid for a Bond girl. Actually, no. I still think the invisible car is worse. And it's the movie which killed the action movie one-liner. The Bond series helped to establish one-liners as an action trope, but this film just went overboard with it. If Bond had flushed a toilet, he would have made some sort of quip about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XBoner 04/09/18 9:21:39 PM #48: |
which bond movie was this? i forget, all their names all sound the same.
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Skye Reynolds 04/09/18 9:21:42 PM #49: |
The rest of the film isn't so bad. It's just sort of a formulaic Bond movie and it's reputation is greatly exaggerated. But between an annoying Bond girl, a useless gimmick villain, an invisible car, and an excess of bad comedy, it really dragged the film down.
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CruelBuffalo 04/09/18 9:34:33 PM #50: |
XBoner posted...
which bond movie was this? i forget, all their names all sound the same. The one with Halle Berry ... Copied to Clipboard!
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