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KingWhiteKnight
04/01/18 10:48:10 PM
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It is the ultimate depraved act. How can you lick an arse, then go to eat like, a cupcake, drop it on the floor and be like: "ah, I can't eat that now, it's been on the floor" -- when you've been licking a place that produces human excrement?

How can you be like: "we can't eat at this restaurant. It only has 3 stars for hygiene" -- when you've licked from the dirtiest substance that can come from a human?
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DanHarenChamp
04/01/18 10:48:44 PM
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5 second rule, if you lick an ass for <5s at a time, you're immune.
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GAMERCAMRY
04/01/18 10:48:48 PM
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i eat ass
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ThePrinceFish
04/01/18 10:49:38 PM
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KingWhiteKnight posted...
It is the ultimate depraved act.

That's like 3/4ths of the reason to do it
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3khc
04/01/18 10:49:43 PM
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I used to eat ass until I read this topic.
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SazhAndFrocobo
04/01/18 10:50:31 PM
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It's the trendy thing to do and people always fucking follow trends no matter how dumb they may be
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Raikuro
04/01/18 10:50:32 PM
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Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.
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StanZarnack
04/01/18 10:52:03 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
KingWhiteKnight posted...
It is the ultimate depraved act.

That's like 3/4ths of the reason to do it


Yeah, some people get off on others doing it and some just love doing it, doesn't do a thing for me though and my last gf would do some stuff back there for me. Felt nice I guess but I'd never do it myself.
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Muffinz0rz
04/01/18 10:52:37 PM
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i only do it if she showers like literally RIGHT before we do it
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Flockaveli
04/01/18 10:53:55 PM
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TC just because you do a bad job at washing your ass doesnt mean you have to project and assume that its like that for everyone else.
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1337toothbrush
04/01/18 10:55:04 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.
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wackyteen
04/01/18 10:55:06 PM
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Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there
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bobbysjoby
04/01/18 10:55:31 PM
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If you want a real answer, it convinces the chick into anal 9/10 times.

Facts
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Comfy_Pillow
04/01/18 10:57:07 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.


pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it
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knuxnole
04/01/18 10:57:34 PM
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Its good and tasty
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Guy_Fieri
04/01/18 10:57:41 PM
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It's part of a balanced diet you vegan nerd
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Pepys Monster
04/01/18 10:59:46 PM
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I hate when degenerates on Facebook try to push their sick fetish onto others by saying stuff like "you're not a real man if you don't eat ass." More like you're not a real man if you need to do such depraved acts just to keep a girl.
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3khc
04/01/18 11:00:03 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there

Blood and cooties, too.
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1337toothbrush
04/01/18 11:00:39 PM
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Comfy_Pillow posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.


pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it

There's quite the difference between piss and shit.
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wackyteen
04/01/18 11:00:57 PM
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3khc posted...
wackyteen posted...
Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there

Blood and cooties, too.

Know what's more disgusting than blood? The non blood period gunk that comes out of there
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Second_Chances
04/01/18 11:01:30 PM
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pretty sure literal shit eating is worse especially when it's been on the ground to gather even more germs
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3khc
04/01/18 11:02:12 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.


pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it

There's quite the difference between piss and shit.

Yeah I guess I would rather drink piss than eat shit. But that's like asking how you want to die: freezing or heat?
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3khc
04/01/18 11:02:47 PM
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wackyteen posted...
3khc posted...
wackyteen posted...
Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there

Blood and cooties, too.

Know what's more disgusting than blood? The non blood period gunk that comes out of there

The common cootie.
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Vikilla4V
04/01/18 11:04:55 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
i only do it if she showers like literally RIGHT before we do it


heh nice
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CasualGuy
04/01/18 11:05:27 PM
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1337toothbrush posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.


pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it

There's quite the difference between piss and shit.


not if you prep/clean properly
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1337toothbrush
04/01/18 11:11:29 PM
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CasualGuy posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...
1337toothbrush posted...
Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.

Except shit comes out of the ass all the time.


pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it

There's quite the difference between piss and shit.


not if you prep/clean properly

If you're going to get rid of all the flavor, then you might as well lick something else.
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littlebro07
04/01/18 11:13:35 PM
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We all have that one dream girl who's butthole we'd shove our entire tongue into if given the chance even if we are typically disgusted by the act.
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Pepys Monster
04/01/18 11:17:03 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
We all have that one dream girl who's butthole we'd shove our entire tongue into if given the chance even if we are typically disgusted by the act.

No.
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HotMaladorianAI
04/01/18 11:26:04 PM
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Because sex
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ModLogic
04/01/18 11:28:21 PM
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KingArthur3D
04/01/18 11:28:23 PM
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3khc
04/02/18 1:23:37 PM
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KingWhiteKnight posted...
It is the ultimate depraved act. How can you lick an arse, then go to eat like, a cupcake, drop it on the floor and be like: "ah, I can't eat that now, it's been on the floor" -- when you've been licking a place that produces human excrement?

How can you be like: "we can't eat at this restaurant. It only has 3 stars for hygiene" -- when you've licked from the dirtiest substance that can come from a human?

Is poop that dirty tho if she's hot
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Stagmar
04/02/18 1:26:35 PM
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I read the title as grass...
I wish I had been right.
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Darkraiomb
04/02/18 1:30:03 PM
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Only time I can possibly justify it. I mean, what other choice did they have?
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RickyTheBAWSE
04/02/18 1:32:40 PM
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kissing a lady's butt cheeks is fine, but Ricky don't smooch no booty hole

some of y'all tour Doodooland, but I consider that a flyover state
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Carlbertomfg
04/02/18 1:34:16 PM
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DanHarenChamp posted...
5 second rule, if you lick an ass for <5s at a time, you're immune.

Holy fuck he cracked the code. GUYS! GET IN HERE! WE JUST GOT THE GREEN LIGHT FOR ASS EATIN'
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spudger
04/02/18 1:34:39 PM
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Delicious ass
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Orthopox12
04/02/18 1:36:03 PM
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Eating ass isnt really my thing and Id prob only let a girl I didnt really respect lick my ass. However buttsex is fun and a little poop back there never bothered me much (its rarely happened).
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lolamericans
04/02/18 1:41:35 PM
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is it ok to eat ass if youre vegan but your girl isnt?
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thanosibe
04/02/18 1:48:10 PM
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It's honestly a cry for help. They're mainly doing it for themselves, but out loud so it doesn't seems as if they themselves aren't internally ashamed of the act and feel like they can't escape their own degeneracy.
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ArchiePeck
04/02/18 1:49:45 PM
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Doing things that are naughty/dirty can be sexually exciting. Crazy, I know!
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Big_Nabendu
04/02/18 1:53:16 PM
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I've been a booty eater for many many years
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zombiexdeathx
04/02/18 1:55:48 PM
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if your s/o partner enjoys it

and you find it fun why not
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Muffinz0rz
04/02/18 2:33:22 PM
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I think the real question is

How do people justify not eating ass?
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Letron_James
04/02/18 2:41:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I think the real question is

How do people justify not eating ass?


This man gets it

This entire topic is a sham and travesty
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LittleRoyal
04/02/18 2:42:31 PM
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It feels good
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Vulgarn
04/02/18 2:43:04 PM
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"do you swear to eat the whole ass and nothing but the whole ass?"

i do
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Carlbertomfg
04/02/18 2:44:30 PM
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I had a friend who ate ass once. Now he's just somebody that I used to know.
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