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KingWhiteKnight 04/01/18 10:48:10 PM #1: |
It is the ultimate depraved act. How can you lick an arse, then go to eat like, a cupcake, drop it on the floor and be like: "ah, I can't eat that now, it's been on the floor" -- when you've been licking a place that produces human excrement?
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DanHarenChamp 04/01/18 10:48:44 PM #2: |
5 second rule, if you lick an ass for <5s at a time, you're immune.
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GAMERCAMRY 04/01/18 10:48:48 PM #3: |
i eat ass
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ThePrinceFish 04/01/18 10:49:38 PM #4: |
KingWhiteKnight posted...
It is the ultimate depraved act. That's like 3/4ths of the reason to do it --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3khc 04/01/18 10:49:43 PM #5: |
I used to eat ass until I read this topic.
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SazhAndFrocobo 04/01/18 10:50:31 PM #6: |
It's the trendy thing to do and people always fucking follow trends no matter how dumb they may be
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Raikuro 04/01/18 10:50:32 PM #7: |
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes.
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StanZarnack 04/01/18 10:52:03 PM #8: |
ThePrinceFish posted...
KingWhiteKnight posted...It is the ultimate depraved act. Yeah, some people get off on others doing it and some just love doing it, doesn't do a thing for me though and my last gf would do some stuff back there for me. Felt nice I guess but I'd never do it myself. --- Common sense is not so common. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 04/01/18 10:52:37 PM #9: |
i only do it if she showers like literally RIGHT before we do it
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Flockaveli 04/01/18 10:53:55 PM #10: |
TC just because you do a bad job at washing your ass doesnt mean you have to project and assume that its like that for everyone else.
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1337toothbrush 04/01/18 10:55:04 PM #11: |
Raikuro posted...
Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes. Except shit comes out of the ass all the time. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 04/01/18 10:55:06 PM #12: |
Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there
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bobbysjoby 04/01/18 10:55:31 PM #13: |
If you want a real answer, it convinces the chick into anal 9/10 times.
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Comfy_Pillow 04/01/18 10:57:07 PM #14: |
1337toothbrush posted...
Raikuro posted...Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes. pee comes out of your dick hole all the time but you still expect that girl to slobber all over it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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knuxnole 04/01/18 10:57:34 PM #15: |
Its good and tasty
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Guy_Fieri 04/01/18 10:57:41 PM #16: |
It's part of a balanced diet you vegan nerd
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Pepys Monster 04/01/18 10:59:46 PM #17: |
I hate when degenerates on Facebook try to push their sick fetish onto others by saying stuff like "you're not a real man if you don't eat ass." More like you're not a real man if you need to do such depraved acts just to keep a girl.
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3khc 04/01/18 11:00:03 PM #18: |
wackyteen posted...
Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there Blood and cooties, too. --- ---- ----- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1337toothbrush 04/01/18 11:00:39 PM #19: |
Comfy_Pillow posted...
1337toothbrush posted...Raikuro posted...Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes. There's quite the difference between piss and shit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 04/01/18 11:00:57 PM #20: |
3khc posted...
wackyteen posted...Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there Know what's more disgusting than blood? The non blood period gunk that comes out of there --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Second_Chances 04/01/18 11:01:30 PM #21: |
pretty sure literal shit eating is worse especially when it's been on the ground to gather even more germs
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3khc 04/01/18 11:02:12 PM #22: |
1337toothbrush posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...1337toothbrush posted...Raikuro posted...Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes. Yeah I guess I would rather drink piss than eat shit. But that's like asking how you want to die: freezing or heat? --- ---- ----- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3khc 04/01/18 11:02:47 PM #23: |
wackyteen posted...
3khc posted...wackyteen posted...Why eat her out? Literally piss and babies come from there The common cootie. --- ---- ----- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vikilla4V 04/01/18 11:04:55 PM #24: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
i only do it if she showers like literally RIGHT before we do it heh nice --- <spoilers> k o b e </spoilers> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CasualGuy 04/01/18 11:05:27 PM #25: |
1337toothbrush posted...
Comfy_Pillow posted...1337toothbrush posted...Raikuro posted...Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes. not if you prep/clean properly --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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1337toothbrush 04/01/18 11:11:29 PM #26: |
CasualGuy posted...
1337toothbrush posted...Comfy_Pillow posted...1337toothbrush posted...Raikuro posted...Because it's been cleaned. I'm not gonna refuse to kiss someone because vomit can come out of there sometimes. If you're going to get rid of all the flavor, then you might as well lick something else. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 04/01/18 11:13:35 PM #27: |
We all have that one dream girl who's butthole we'd shove our entire tongue into if given the chance even if we are typically disgusted by the act.
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Pepys Monster 04/01/18 11:17:03 PM #28: |
littlebro07 posted...
We all have that one dream girl who's butthole we'd shove our entire tongue into if given the chance even if we are typically disgusted by the act. No. --- I/\ |_| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HotMaladorianAI 04/01/18 11:26:04 PM #30: |
Because sex
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ModLogic 04/01/18 11:28:21 PM #31: |
degenerates and their scat. fetish
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KingArthur3D 04/01/18 11:28:23 PM #32: |
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3khc 04/02/18 1:23:37 PM #33: |
KingWhiteKnight posted...
It is the ultimate depraved act. How can you lick an arse, then go to eat like, a cupcake, drop it on the floor and be like: "ah, I can't eat that now, it's been on the floor" -- when you've been licking a place that produces human excrement? Is poop that dirty tho if she's hot --- ---- ----- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 04/02/18 1:26:35 PM #34: |
I read the title as grass...
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Darkraiomb 04/02/18 1:30:03 PM #35: |
Only time I can possibly justify it. I mean, what other choice did they have? --- This isn't a solution.Stop posting it as a solution.Not every team has status available to use,and it should not be a requirement to catch something ~FrostShock ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RickyTheBAWSE 04/02/18 1:32:40 PM #36: |
kissing a lady's butt cheeks is fine, but Ricky don't smooch no booty hole
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Carlbertomfg 04/02/18 1:34:16 PM #37: |
DanHarenChamp posted...
5 second rule, if you lick an ass for <5s at a time, you're immune. Holy fuck he cracked the code. GUYS! GET IN HERE! WE JUST GOT THE GREEN LIGHT FOR ASS EATIN' --- Keeper of the 2018 CEW World Championship Belt. Formerly: TOPIC CRUSHER ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 04/02/18 1:34:39 PM #38: |
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Orthopox12 04/02/18 1:36:03 PM #39: |
Eating ass isnt really my thing and Id prob only let a girl I didnt really respect lick my ass. However buttsex is fun and a little poop back there never bothered me much (its rarely happened).
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lolamericans 04/02/18 1:41:35 PM #40: |
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thanosibe 04/02/18 1:48:10 PM #41: |
It's honestly a cry for help. They're mainly doing it for themselves, but out loud so it doesn't seems as if they themselves aren't internally ashamed of the act and feel like they can't escape their own degeneracy.
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ArchiePeck 04/02/18 1:49:45 PM #42: |
Doing things that are naughty/dirty can be sexually exciting. Crazy, I know!
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Big_Nabendu 04/02/18 1:53:16 PM #43: |
I've been a booty eater for many many years
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zombiexdeathx 04/02/18 1:55:48 PM #44: |
if your s/o partner enjoys it
and you find it fun why not --- (Modern) feminism is nothing but a misandrist hate cult ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 04/02/18 2:33:22 PM #46: |
I think the real question is
How do people justify not eating ass? --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (0-2): https://i.imgur.com/7cjNtgQ.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Letron_James 04/02/18 2:41:32 PM #47: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
I think the real question is This man gets it This entire topic is a sham and travesty --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 04/02/18 2:42:31 PM #48: |
It feels good
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Vulgarn 04/02/18 2:43:04 PM #49: |
"do you swear to eat the whole ass and nothing but the whole ass?"
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Carlbertomfg 04/02/18 2:44:30 PM #50: |
I had a friend who ate ass once. Now he's just somebody that I used to know.
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