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De Evolution
03/21/18 2:09:24 AM
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As in she told me names she was thinking of for her future kids and I was just like what the hell? I mean some of the names were so dumb I think she has to be a bit crazy now.

Or is this a millennial/young woman thing to have stupid ass names for children? I can't believe an adult would come up with some of this stuff and be serious.
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thronedfire2
03/21/18 2:11:36 AM
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So are you gonna tell us what the names are
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Kid_Buu
03/21/18 2:11:43 AM
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owo what's this
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De Evolution
03/21/18 2:12:43 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
So are you gonna tell us what the names are


Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf
Titan
Revolution
Alpha
Ocean


There was some other bad ones.
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4lifeFollower
03/21/18 2:13:12 AM
#5:


Pump and dump then
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TheVipaGTS
03/21/18 2:13:38 AM
#6:


De Evolution posted...
Revolution

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Ryetoast
03/21/18 2:14:07 AM
#7:


De Evolution posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
So are you gonna tell us what the names are


Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf
Titan
Revolution
Alpha
Ocean


There was some other bad ones.


Ocean is kind of cool.
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De Evolution
03/21/18 2:14:15 AM
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4lifeFollower posted...
Pump and dump then


I said there's no way on God's green earth I'd go for any of the names she said and that they were bizarre and outlandish.

That said other than this I think she's great and she said if we're together she won't fight over the names.
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thronedfire2
03/21/18 2:15:23 AM
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Those are all perfect names if she wants her kids to hate themselves
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De Evolution
03/21/18 2:15:43 AM
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Ryetoast posted...
De Evolution posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
So are you gonna tell us what the names are


Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf
Titan
Revolution
Alpha
Ocean


There was some other bad ones.


Ocean is kind of cool.


No it isn't. Especially not for a boy.

My old neighbor named his son Ocean and me and the other neighbors laughed our ass off about it behind his back.
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King Rial
03/21/18 2:16:01 AM
#11:


De Evolution posted...
Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf

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Manocheese
03/21/18 2:19:42 AM
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King Rial posted...
De Evolution posted...
Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf

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Tactical_Spork
03/21/18 2:19:55 AM
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Brayden
Hunter
Jaysin
Braxton
Connor
Etc
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MabusIncarnate
03/21/18 2:21:20 AM
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My first born is named Brutus Bro-basher

We can fight if you don't like that.
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De Evolution
03/21/18 2:22:24 AM
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I hate ALL variations of the "Aiden" family of names

Aiden
Jaden
Brayden
Kayden

I fucking hate them with a passion. It's like low IQ women under 25 all flock to those names.

I was so annoyed when my best friend's baby mama named their kid one of them.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/21/18 2:22:56 AM
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Tell her you're German or Danish and have to choose from a pre-approved list to honor your heritage.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/21/18 2:23:42 AM
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De Evolution posted...
I hate ALL variations of the "Aiden" family of names

Aiden
Jaden
Brayden
Kayden

I fucking hate them with a passion. It's like low IQ women under 25 all flock to those names.

I was so annoyed when my best friend's baby mama named their kid one of them.

lol I hate those names too... One of my friends likes shitty names for his kids, and has implemented two already, but at least he is willing to admit he's "one of those people" and own up to it.
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De Evolution
03/21/18 2:24:35 AM
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Aeriis posted...
De Evolution posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
So are you gonna tell us what the names are


Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf
Titan
Revolution
Alpha
Ocean


There was some other bad ones.

LOL

I was at work a few weeks ago and this woman was talking to her kids. "Arrow, sit down and eat your chicken." "Zeus, stop yelling"

I wanted to cry.


Dude. I don't fucking get it.

WHAT is going through these peoples heads to give their kids such bizarre outlandish names? I'm a first generation American and have an uncommon Arabic first name and a middle name in my mother's tribal language. I'm not against unique names.

But no stupid ass outlandish names that will make someone's life difficult and annoying unnecessarily.

I'm concerned with the mindstate of someone who could realistically fathom giving their kids such dumb names.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Tell her you're German or Danish and have to choose from a pre-approved list to honor your heritage.


I already told her there's no way I would use any of those names and my parents would slap the shit out of me if I named one of my kid's "Revolution" lmao.

I told her none of those names fly with me and she said she wouldn't argue with me over names.

I'm just now questioning if this is just her being quirky or if something is seriously wrong upstairs.
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Resolution
03/21/18 2:27:37 AM
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Ryetoast posted...
De Evolution posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
So are you gonna tell us what the names are


Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf
Titan
Revolution
Alpha
Ocean


There was some other bad ones.


Ocean is kind of cool.


Yeah, if you want other kids to make 'salt' jokes
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TheCyborgNinja
03/21/18 2:28:59 AM
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Resolution posted...
Ryetoast posted...
De Evolution posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
So are you gonna tell us what the names are


Can't remember all of them. Ones I disliked the most were

Wolf
Titan
Revolution
Alpha
Ocean


There was some other bad ones.


Ocean is kind of cool.


Yeah, if you want other kids to make 'salt' jokes

Those are all fucking horrible. Having shitheads for parents is bad enough without leaving the kid with a constant reminder of it.
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Distant_Rainbow
03/21/18 2:29:24 AM
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Not the most horrendous names I've seen tbh, but still, not recommended.
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Tactical_Spork
03/21/18 2:30:27 AM
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De Evolution posted...
I hate ALL variations of the "Aiden" family of names

Aiden
Jaden
Brayden
Kayden

I fucking hate them with a passion. It's like low IQ women under 25 all flock to those names.

I was so annoyed when my best friend's baby mama named their kid one of them.

I've never met someone who named their kid "Brayden" or "Paisley" who isn't a racist white girl fwiw
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shnangyboos
03/21/18 2:33:09 AM
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These types are so stupid. If you're naming your kid to show your own uniqueness or creativity, then you're lame as he'll.
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TheCyborgNinja
03/21/18 2:48:50 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
These types are so stupid. If you're naming your kid to show your own uniqueness or creativity, then you're lame as he'll.

They probably share the same old coffee/Mondays/wine memes on Facebook and think they're so fucking clever too.
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ClockworkHare
03/21/18 3:30:26 AM
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Bringing up baby names...at all...usually isn't smart if a woman wants to keep a modern man interested in dating.

What's the context? Date or hook up?
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pegusus123456
03/21/18 3:31:10 AM
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Pft.

She says she's going to name a kid Revolution now, but we all know he's going to be called Wii.
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De Evolution
03/21/18 3:44:16 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Bringing up baby names...at all...usually isn't smart if a woman wants to keep a modern man interested in dating.

What's the context? Date or hook up?


She said she regrets it (rightfully so).

We're dating though. Very serious.

I thought she was great until she brought up the baby names today. I mean if the names weren't stupid as hell I wouldn't have thought twice about it but these are celebrity baby name levels of bad. Like God awful.

And I didn't mince my words when I told her how dumb I thought the names were lol I mean what the fuck... Revolution? Alpha? Wolf? What in the hell?

Though she's African and never lived in a western nation so maybe she doesn't understand just how dumb those names would be in the United States. I unabashedly told her I'd never do my kids the disservice of giving them such ridiculous names.

As someone who has an extremely uncommon first, middle, and last name I would never do this to my kids. No way in hell.

I actually just spent the last 30 minutes googling how names affect us and found out men with shorter names get paid more and get promoted more easily, having a "white" sounding name not only makes you more employable but it's equivalent to 8 years of work experience on a resume, having a common name gets you perceived as more likeable and trustworthy, and other statistics that basically reinforce my thoughts on this.

As someone who works in corporate sales and after doing this googling on how names are perceived I actually now wonder how much my foreign name and uncommon name hurts my sales efforts with my e-mail/phone outreach. Interesting stuff.
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nevershine
03/21/18 3:47:33 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
De Evolution posted...
Revolution

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King Rial
03/21/18 3:49:16 AM
#31:


pegusus123456 posted...
Pft.

She says she's going to name a kid Revolution now, but we all know he's going to be called Wii.

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Dash_Harber
03/21/18 4:11:25 AM
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Wolf and Ocean are not even close to weird or new age. Several pretty popular or iconic names mean those things. Wolf, Wolfgang, Adolf, etc. Ocean is the same, we just don't realize it often because it's in another language. For example, my Chinese professor gave us all Chinese names when we started learning and mine was Hai Tao (can't do the accents on here), which sounds cool and foreign, but literally just means 'ocean wave' in Chinese (it's literally the word you would use to describe that). In fact, several Chinese names are like this (including some that are literal numbers).

The others are a bit off, though. Revolution seems incredibly wordy for a name. Titan is a very specific thing (either the Greek version of primordial giants, a descriptor of size, or a stellar body named after the aforementioned primordial giants). Alpha just seems dumb to me.

That being said, people usually grow out of that. It's not a 'millennial' thing, either. People have had weird names forever, and a lot of our 'normal' names were actually weird when they started. For example, the name Ashley was almost entirely male until a tomboy character in a novel was named Ashley.

I honestly have a thing for old Norse names (or the modern equivalents for some of the more difficult to pronounce ones) because I have a thing for the Norse pantheon and fascination with that time period, but I'm 98% certain my wife will veto anything like that if we ever decide to have kids.
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De Evolution
03/21/18 4:16:50 AM
#33:


Dash_Harber posted...
Wolf and Ocean are not even close to weird or new age. Several pretty popular or iconic names mean those things. Wolf, Wolfgang, Adolf, etc. Ocean is the same, we just don't realize it often because it's in another language. For example, my Chinese professor gave us all Chinese names when we started learning and mine was Hai Tao (can't do the accents on here), which sounds cool and foreign, but literally just means 'ocean wave' in Chinese (it's literally the word you would use to describe that). In fact, several Chinese names are like this (including some that are literal numbers).

The others are a bit off, though. Revolution seems incredibly wordy for a name. Titan is a very specific thing (either the Greek version of primordial giants, a descriptor of size, or a stellar body named after the aforementioned primordial giants). Alpha just seems dumb to me.

That being said, people usually grow out of that. It's not a 'millennial' thing, either. People have had weird names forever, and a lot of our 'normal' names were actually weird when they started. For example, the name Ashley was almost entirely male until a tomboy character in a novel was named Ashley.

I honestly have a thing for old Norse names (or the modern equivalents for some of the more difficult to pronounce ones) because I have a thing for the Norse pantheon and fascination with that time period, but I'm 98% certain my wife will veto anything like that if we ever decide to have kids.


I'm aware some names "mean" those things. It doesn't make them any less fucking stupid as names. Like I said, I have an extremely uncommon name and I'm not doing that to my kids. Our last name is uncommon as is last thing they need is a silly first name like Wolf or Ocean. Doesn't matter if it means something else it's not a good name. Just because Toro means bull in Spanish doesn't mean I would name my son Bull. Lots of names have meanings and are actually decent names on their own. Reina means queen. Laila/Layla means night. Luna means moon. Those are all good names.

But I wouldn't call my daughter Night.

And the Norse stuff just reminded me of one of the other names she chose was Ragnar. What the fuck?! We're black first off, I'm not naming my kids for white mythological heroes have some damn pride at least.

But yeah I'm sorry but every single one of those names is stupid as fuck. I truly don't understand the mindset of people who give their kids dumb weird names. It baffles my mind that people are that fucking stupid to not realize what they're doing to their own kids who have to live with the idiotic name they chose.
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Oatcakes
03/21/18 4:25:39 AM
#34:


Tactical_Spork posted...
Brayden
Hunter
Jaysin
Braxton
Connor
Etc


I have an Irish last name and I'm not American so it's acceptable.
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Dash_Harber
03/21/18 4:29:35 AM
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De Evolution posted...
I'm aware some names "mean" those things. It doesn't make them any less fucking stupid as names. Like I said, I have an extremely uncommon name and I'm not doing that to my kids. Our last name is uncommon as is last thing they need is a silly first name like Wolf or Ocean. Doesn't matter if it means something else it's not a good name. Just because Toro means bull in Spanish doesn't mean I would name my son Bull. Lots of names have meanings and are actually decent names on their own. Reina means queen. Laila/Layla means night. Luna means moon. Those are all good names.


Again, though, Wolf is literally a name.

De Evolution posted...
And the Norse stuff just reminded me of one of the other names she chose was Ragnar. What the fuck?! We're black first off, I'm not naming my kids for white mythological heroes have some damn pride at least.


Ragnar isn't a mythical hero. Technically, Ragnar Lodbrok was a real person. He definitely had some stories told about him, though. It was an incredibly common name, though. When I hear it, I think of two of the central characters from Bernard Cornwall's Saxon Stories, and that's probably why I like it so much.

But I totally get your point in that case. I'm incredibly white and imagine if I named my child a traditional Ghanian name, for example, it would probably be seen as pretty ridiculous.

De Evolution posted...

But yeah I'm sorry but every single one of those names is stupid as fuck. I truly don't understand the mindset of people who give their kids dumb weird names. It baffles my mind that people are that fucking stupid to not realize what they're doing to their own kids who have to live with the idiotic name they chose.


Again, things like names are pretty fluid. There was a time that people were named Gaylord. Times change, people change, and every name is new the first time.
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aki_sora
03/21/18 4:32:50 AM
#36:


So what about Dante and vergil?
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De Evolution
03/21/18 4:34:45 AM
#37:


aki_sora posted...
So what about Dante and vergil?


I could work with Dante. Don't like Virgil, though it's not a name I'd consider "ridiculous" like Revolution. Virgil's a legit name I just happen not to like.

The names I listed are flat out silly and embarrassing.
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MoistenedYouth
03/21/18 4:44:10 AM
#38:


lucifer or lady death
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Trayvon
03/21/18 5:00:53 AM
#39:


dating single mom with 5 kids . damn bro
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jumi
03/21/18 5:32:38 AM
#40:


Reminds me of the "Austin" craze of the late 90s where every other boy was named Austin. Thanks, Stone Cold.
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Elliotastico
03/21/18 5:39:47 AM
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jumi posted...
Reminds me of the "Austin" craze of the late 90s where every other boy was named Austin. Thanks, Stone Cold.

Not much further later, the "Aidan" craze and its variations.

Aidan
Aiden
Ayden
Hayden
Brayden
Braden
Caden
Kayden
Jaden
Jayden
Zayden

yes ive seen all those. fuck all yall maidens
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SavenForever
03/21/18 7:04:12 AM
#42:


The worst names I've ever heard were Pee-Wee, Colton and Kentucky. Colton's parents were Colts fans and that's when Peyton Manning was still the QB for them. Literally decided that mixing Colts and Peyton together would be a cute name.
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fuzzylittlbunny
03/21/18 7:11:22 AM
#43:


Tactical_Spork posted...
Brayden
Hunter
Jaysin
Braxton
Connor
Etc

Hey, one of my best friends in high school was named Braxton :(

Also he was homecoming king and pretty much the alpha male of the school so don't be insulting that name :<
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rexcrk
03/21/18 7:39:04 AM
#44:


This reminds me of when George wanted to name a future kid Seven.
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03/21/18 8:04:04 AM
#45:


TC those names are dumb and I can tell you're triggered lol
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De Evolution
03/21/18 10:59:57 AM
#47:


Elliotastico posted...
jumi posted...
Reminds me of the "Austin" craze of the late 90s where every other boy was named Austin. Thanks, Stone Cold.

Not much further later, the "Aidan" craze and its variations.

Aidan
Aiden
Ayden
Hayden
Brayden
Braden
Caden
Kayden
Jaden
Jayden
Zayden

yes ive seen all those. fuck all yall maidens


Seriously the worst. I immediately know the mother's IQ is double digits when I hear those names.

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TC those names are dumb and I can tell you're triggered lol


Extremely.
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Dustin1280
03/21/18 11:02:44 AM
#48:


I fucking hate "aiden" names as well...
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BuckVanHammer
03/21/18 11:09:55 AM
#49:


So if you went with Wolf would you use Wolve's or Wolf's?
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Alkaloid
03/21/18 11:17:26 AM
#50:


So it seems like you don't like English nouns as names? Would you consider an established noun name like Summer, Rose, Heath, Ash, or Raven? (I tried to think of some more male names, but I only got weird stuff like Bear, Lake, and Sky. And yes, I know men with those names.)
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De Evolution
03/21/18 11:26:29 AM
#51:


Alkaloid posted...
So it seems like you don't like English nouns as names? Would you consider an established noun name like Summer, Rose, Heath, Ash, or Raven? (I tried to think of some more male names, but I only got weird stuff like Bear, Lake, and Sky. And yes, I know men with those names.)


Summer, Rose, Raven? Sure.

Heath and Ash are just dumb names to me.
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andel
03/21/18 11:28:33 AM
#52:


if not wolf how 'bout direwolf as a name?
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