Current Events > $2 million, or the ability to teleport anywhere for lunch.

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DarkChozoGhost 03/19/18 3:21:00 PM #1:	You gain the ability to teleport, but it can only be used to get lunch. For one meal a day, you can activate the power. It will teleport anywhere in the world to a restaurant or food vendor, with your order already placed and ready to pick up. Once you get your food, you will teleport back to where you were after an additional 10 seconds. Your money will be converted into the appropriate local currency, and will change back when you teleport back. Restrictions: If you leave the immediate vicinity of the restaurant, you get teleported back without your food. If you purposely delay taking the food or paying, you get teleported back without your food. If you attempt to sell or trade the food for anything, it will be teleported to a landfill. If you violate any of the above terms, your ability will be unusable for a week. So you can't use the power to vacation in other countries, but if you chose a vendor near a good view you could still look while picking up your food. And you can share the food with others, but the cost is still coming out of your pocket. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:898096686] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>You gain the ability to teleport, but it can only be used to get lunch. For one meal a day, you can activate the power. It will teleport anywhere in the world to a restaurant or food vendor, with your order already placed and ready to pick up. Once you get your food, you will teleport back to where you were after an additional 10 seconds. Your money will be converted into the appropriate local currency, and will change back when you teleport back. Restrictions: If you leave the immediate vicinity of the restaurant, you get teleported back without your food. If you purposely delay taking the food or paying, you get teleported back without your food. If you attempt to sell or trade the food for anything, it will be teleported to a landfill. If you violate any of the above terms, your ability will be unusable for a week. So you can't use the power to vacation in other countries, but if you chose a vendor near a good view you could still look while picking up your food. And you can share the food with others, but the cost is still coming out of your pocket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 03/19/18 3:21:48 PM #2:	2 million. I can't even teleport home? fuck this. Money. Give it to me. --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:898096724] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>2 million. I can't even teleport home? fuck this. Money. Give it to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MetaMajik 03/19/18 3:22:03 PM #3:	I'll take the $2 million. --- CRUSADERMON WAS A DUDE?! that much pink in one place and what looks like a bustline in the armors molding I didn't think to question it! <cite>MetaMajik posted [p:898096737] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>I'll take the $2 million.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
assassinCrash 03/19/18 3:22:06 PM #4:	$2 million --- Sigs are overrated <cite>assassinCrash posted [p:898096740] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>$2 million</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonGirlYuki 03/19/18 3:23:49 PM #5:	Money --- ~Yuki~ <cite>DragonGirlYuki posted [p:898096840] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 03/19/18 3:24:00 PM #6:	$2M. i already take 1.5h for lunch on the regular because my boss goes with us, not worried about it. --- Playing: Shadow of the Colossus (PS4), Owlboy (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:898096857] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>$2M. i already take 1.5h for lunch on the regular because my boss goes with us, not worried about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 03/19/18 3:24:32 PM #7:	Caution999 posted... 2 million. I can't even teleport home? fuck this. Money. Give it to me. You teleport home after you get the food. Or back to work, or wherever you were when you initiated the power. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:898096885] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>2 million. I can't even teleport home? fuck this. Money. Give it to me.</quote> You teleport home after you get the food. Or back to work, or wherever you were when you initiated the power.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 03/19/18 3:25:46 PM #8:	DarkChozoGhost posted... Caution999 posted... 2 million. I can't even teleport home? fuck this. Money. Give it to me. You teleport home after you get the food. Or back to work, or wherever you were when you initiated the power. Yeah. Usually I'm at work, so if I could spend a whole hour at home, saving money, and being able to check in on my dog, and then teleport back to work after the hour... Would be better :P --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:898096964] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Caution999 posted...</cite> <quote>2 million. I can't even teleport home? fuck this. Money. Give it to me.</quote> You teleport home after you get the food. Or back to work, or wherever you were when you initiated the power.</quote> Yeah. Usually I'm at work, so if I could spend a whole hour at home, saving money, and being able to check in on my dog, and then teleport back to work after the hour... Would be better :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carveless 03/19/18 3:26:41 PM #9:	Nothing personnel kid <cite>Carveless posted [p:898097015] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Nothing personnel kid</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 03/19/18 3:26:55 PM #10:	I had to strongly think about this for awhile, because the ability to teleport ANYWHERE in the world for ANY type of food I want for lunch would be really fucking awesome. That said, 2 million won in the end. --- RIP: Canuklehead, Karma: 1369 // RIP: Gen_Lee_Enfield, Karma: 1731 // RIP: Orlando of the Axe, Karma: 1642 // RIP nayr626 Karma: 4395 --They delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:898097033] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>I had to strongly think about this for awhile, because the ability to teleport ANYWHERE in the world for ANY type of food I want for lunch would be really fucking awesome. That said, 2 million won in the end.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 03/19/18 3:27:11 PM #11:	DarkChozoGhost posted... If you attempt to sell or trade the food for anything, it will be teleported to a landfill. Can I at least take money from someone else and buy their lunch as well? --- Buffalo Bills Playoff Tracker 2017-18 Season: 9-7; drought broken! one and done see you next year <cite>theAteam posted [p:898097048] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>If you attempt to sell or trade the food for anything, it will be teleported to a landfill.</quote> Can I at least take money from someone else and buy their lunch as well?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alkaloid 03/19/18 3:28:02 PM #12:	Money. The power is too restrictive. --- Alkaloid: It's just water in a cup. <cite>Alkaloid posted [p:898097080] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Money. The power is too restrictive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 03/19/18 3:29:39 PM #13:	I like how TC described this convoluted power in great detail as if anyone would choose it over $2 million. --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:898097180] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>I like how TC described this convoluted power in great detail as if anyone would choose it over $2 million.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 03/19/18 3:35:01 PM #14:	Dustin1280 posted... I had to strongly think about this for awhile, because the ability to teleport ANYWHERE in the world for ANY type of food I want for lunch would be really fucking awesome. That said, 2 million won in the end. I know man. I think I would typically go to my favorite food truck, but I would try food from all over fairly frequently. Vietnam for authentic pho, trying some Indian food in India, or checking out any place I see on food network that makes my mouth water, it would be incredible. Not to mention, some countries have cheap as fuck food. It would take a while, but eventually you could theoretically save a lot of money on lunch. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:898097485] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>I had to strongly think about this for awhile, because the ability to teleport ANYWHERE in the world for ANY type of food I want for lunch would be really fucking awesome. That said, 2 million won in the end.</quote> I know man. I think I would typically go to my favorite food truck, but I would try food from all over fairly frequently. Vietnam for authentic pho, trying some Indian food in India, or checking out any place I see on food network that makes my mouth water, it would be incredible. Not to mention, some countries have cheap as fuck food. It would take a while, but eventually you could theoretically save a lot of money on lunch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 03/19/18 3:35:45 PM #15:	theAteam posted... DarkChozoGhost posted... If you attempt to sell or trade the food for anything, it will be teleported to a landfill. Can I at least take money from someone else and buy their lunch as well? I guess we can allow it for up to 3 people. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:898097527] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>theAteam posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkChozoGhost posted...</cite> <quote>If you attempt to sell or trade the food for anything, it will be teleported to a landfill.</quote> Can I at least take money from someone else and buy their lunch as well?</quote> I guess we can allow it for up to 3 people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc 03/19/18 3:36:45 PM #16:	Teleportation. Eat lunch in a wealthy villain's bank vault. Take money. --- ---- ----- <cite>3khc posted [p:898097578] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Teleportation. Eat lunch in a wealthy villain's bank vault. Take money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 03/19/18 3:47:05 PM #17:	No deal on the teleport. You would only be able to get lunch in your general time zone. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:898098210] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>No deal on the teleport. You would only be able to get lunch in your general time zone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 03/19/18 3:48:13 PM #18:	2m --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:898098279] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>2m</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 03/19/18 3:48:55 PM #19:	Bestow $2M unto me, comrade. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:898098325] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Bestow $2M unto me, comrade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/19/18 3:50:25 PM #20:	Alkaloid posted... Money. The power is too restrictive. This. Easiest choice I've seen in one of these in a long time. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898098427] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alkaloid posted...</cite> <quote>Money. The power is too restrictive.</quote> This. Easiest choice I've seen in one of these in a long time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 03/19/18 3:52:15 PM #21:	Shotgunnova posted... Bestow $2M unto me, comrade. Just how many comrades do you have? I'm starting to feel far less important now. --- Kindness is never wasted. Sometimes you gotta put 'em in a headlock, Ken. Otherwise they won't listen. <cite>CensorErik posted [p:898098537] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>Bestow $2M unto me, comrade.</quote> Just how many comrades do you have? I'm starting to feel far less important now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 03/19/18 3:53:42 PM #22:	Not even reading all that shit. Money please. --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:898098611] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Not even reading all that shit. Money please.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Schwarz 03/19/18 4:09:28 PM #23:	I might possibly consider the power if I didn't have to pay for my food and the other choice was 1 million, but like this? Pff, fuck that. --- I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. <cite>Schwarz posted [p:898099619] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>I might possibly consider the power if I didn't have to pay for my food and the other choice was 1 million, but like this? Pff, fuck that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 03/19/18 6:09:31 PM #24:	Cash. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:898106692] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Cash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 03/19/18 6:10:11 PM #25:	So $2M or the "power" to have my lunch break cut to about 10 seconds? I'll take the money. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:898106743] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>So $2M or the "power" to have my lunch break cut to about 10 seconds? I'll take the money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 03/19/18 6:17:56 PM #26:	I will take the teleporting so many restaurants I want to try that are in other states or over 30 miles away. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:898107223] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>I will take the teleporting so many restaurants I want to try that are in other states or over 30 miles away.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 03/19/18 6:31:13 PM #27:	Money. I could be frugal enough to live off that. If i kept working, which I would, I'd have the money to take great vacations several times a year to try interesting food. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:898107989] in $2 million... [t:76431770]...</cite> <quote>Money. I could be frugal enough to live off that. If i kept working, which I would, I'd have the money to take great vacations several times a year to try interesting food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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