Current Events > Scenario: Your 12 year old female cousin is asking you where babies come from

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Blue_Inigo 02/27/18 5:29:13 PM #1:	Her parents are strict fundie Christians and wont tell her. Your her favorite cousin so she asks you to tell her the truth What do you do? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:896882503] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Her parents are strict fundie Christians and wont tell her. Your her favorite cousin so she asks you to tell her the truth What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 02/27/18 5:30:25 PM #2:	Shit my pants and scream --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:896882566] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Shit my pants and scream</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElementPro 02/27/18 5:31:01 PM #3:	Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. --- Hi <cite>ElementPro posted [p:896882602] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 02/27/18 5:31:08 PM #4:	Go out for a cigarette tbqh. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:896882606] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Go out for a cigarette tbqh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
acabes27 02/27/18 5:31:22 PM #5:	Tell her to ask CE --- I believe in the American dream because if you're willing to do the work, you can have anything. <cite>acabes27 posted [p:896882612] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Tell her to ask CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/27/18 5:34:12 PM #6:	ElementPro posted... Bruh --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:896882774] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> Bruh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 02/27/18 5:34:23 PM #7:	MC_BatCommander posted... Shit my pants and scream --- I am basically am I. Well, basically. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:896882789] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>Shit my pants and scream</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 02/27/18 5:35:02 PM #8:	ElementPro posted... --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:896882826] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 02/27/18 5:35:07 PM #9:	Ignore her. She can google it if she really wants to know. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:896882834] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Ignore her. She can google it if she really wants to know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KILBOTz 02/27/18 5:35:23 PM #10:	use technical terms and speaking in monotone and make it as unsexy as possible. --- http://i.imgur.com/O3syCWD.gif http://i.imgur.com/k3YiBdG.gif <cite>KILBOTz posted [p:896882849] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>use technical terms and speaking in monotone and make it as unsexy as possible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/27/18 5:41:30 PM #11:	JE19426 posted... Ignore her. She can google it if she really wants to know. Her ultra right wing hardcore fundie christian parents wont let her use the internet --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:896883212] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote>Ignore her. She can google it if she really wants to know.</quote> Her ultra right wing hardcore fundie christian parents wont let her use the internet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 02/27/18 5:43:01 PM #12:	ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:896883315] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElementPro 02/27/18 5:45:01 PM #13:	Pepys Monster posted... ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not? --- Hi <cite>ElementPro posted [p:896883437] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? </quote> When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 02/27/18 5:51:38 PM #14:	ElementPro posted... Pepys Monster posted... ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not? Wouldn't your entire family tree hate you, especially your uncle? --- I <3 my bae. <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:896883837] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? </quote> When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not?</quote> Wouldn't your entire family tree hate you, especially your uncle?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CarlGrimes 02/27/18 5:52:05 PM #15:	ElementPro posted... Pepys Monster posted... ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not? Cousins are for practice, not babies. --- You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me....Carl Poppa. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9aM9Ch97U8 <cite>CarlGrimes posted [p:896883867] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? </quote> When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not?</quote> Cousins are for practice, not babies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeneralKenobi85 02/27/18 5:54:46 PM #16:	Tell her that school will teach her. Unless she goes to a school where they won't teach her. Then I'd try and find someone much more qualified than me to talk about it. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> <cite>GeneralKenobi85 posted [p:896884015] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Tell her that school will teach her. Unless she goes to a school where they won't teach her. Then I'd try and find someone much more qualified than me to talk about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 02/27/18 5:56:09 PM #17:	I'd tell her the truth. --- Formerly known as The_Great_Geno Conservatism is a plague on society. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:896884100] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>I'd tell her the truth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 02/27/18 5:57:15 PM #18:	Tell her. It's not gross, it's just life. Everybody has to know about the stork and his duties --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgur.com/TAaXq7d.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ggQozRe.png <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:896884161] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Tell her. It's not gross, it's just life. Everybody has to know about the stork and his duties</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElementPro 02/27/18 5:57:49 PM #19:	Pepys Monster posted... ElementPro posted... Pepys Monster posted... ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not? Wouldn't your entire family tree hate you, especially your uncle? This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? Im an only child and my parents have passed away and I lost contact with members of their families some years ago. So you dont need to worry about anyone getting mad at me. --- Hi <cite>ElementPro posted [p:896884189] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> So you're going to get your cousin pregnant? </quote> When shes old enough and she wanted me to then sure why not?</quote> Wouldn't your entire family tree hate you, especially your uncle?</quote> This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? Im an only child and my parents have passed away and I lost contact with members of their families some years ago. So you dont need to worry about anyone getting mad at me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 02/27/18 5:57:53 PM #20:	Well this topic turned into a tar pit real quick lmao. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:896884198] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Well this topic turned into a tar pit real quick lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 02/27/18 6:01:52 PM #21:	ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:896884433] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Puglia77 02/27/18 6:02:08 PM #22:	ElementPro posted... This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? >joking about cousin fucking --- Proud Ambassador of C.E.A.L. 3DS: 3926 5179 1229 IGN: ICanSnake (Moon, US, UM) \| Jon (X) Event List: http://bit.ly/2mVcn2Z Shiny List: http://bit.ly/2wdbxU7 <cite>Puglia77 posted [p:896884454] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? </quote> >joking about cousin fucking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElementPro 02/27/18 6:02:45 PM #23:	Puglia77 posted... ElementPro posted... This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? >joking about cousin fucking Its immoral but not illegal. --- Hi <cite>ElementPro posted [p:896884504] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>Puglia77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? </quote> >joking about cousin fucking</quote> Its immoral but not illegal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ben_Ruggiero 02/27/18 6:04:22 PM #24:	Am I also 12 --- A wiseguy never pays for his drinks <cite>Ben_Ruggiero posted [p:896884598] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Am I also 12 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wolf_J_Flywheel 02/27/18 6:07:08 PM #25:	Tell her shes 12 and should know. --- My therapist says Im lousy in bed http://i.imgur.com/n1L1yBu.jpg <cite>Wolf_J_Flywheel posted [p:896884764] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>Tell her shes 12 and should know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rasputin77 02/27/18 6:07:27 PM #26:	brotrrwinner posted... ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. I'm still laughing... --- "This console is 'competing' with the others... just don't compare the features this one doesn't have!" -- Insecurity at its finest <cite>Rasputin77 posted [p:896884792] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> </quote> I'm still laughing...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tadamoto38 02/27/18 6:07:48 PM #27:	CarlGrimes posted... Cousins are for practice This so much. I miss how my cousin and I used to...play. --- http://i.imgtc.com/GOunQGg.gif, http://tinyurl.com/yb54cmjm, http://i.imgtc.com/jyRq6FW.gif, http://i.imgtc.com/565zHA5.gif <cite>Tadamoto38 posted [p:896884820] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>CarlGrimes posted...</cite> <quote>Cousins are for practice</quote> This so much. I miss how my cousin and I used to...play.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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butter biscuits 02/27/18 6:18:43 PM #29:	ElementPro posted... Puglia77 posted... ElementPro posted... This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? >joking about cousin fucking Its immoral but not illegal. ...and she's supposedly 12 years old --- you can butter my biscuits anytime <cite>butter biscuits posted [p:896885495] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Puglia77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? </quote> >joking about cousin fucking</quote> Its immoral but not illegal.</quote> ...and she's supposedly 12 years old</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElementPro 02/27/18 6:19:19 PM #30:	butter biscuits posted... ElementPro posted... Puglia77 posted... ElementPro posted... This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? >joking about cousin fucking Its immoral but not illegal. ...and she's supposedly 12 years old Learn to read. Post #3. --- Hi <cite>ElementPro posted [p:896885524] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>butter biscuits posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Puglia77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? </quote> >joking about cousin fucking</quote> Its immoral but not illegal.</quote> ...and she's supposedly 12 years old</quote> Learn to read. Post #3.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 02/27/18 6:21:27 PM #31:	electricbugs2 posted... Well this topic turned into a tar pit real quick lmao. started as one imo --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:896885642] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote>Well this topic turned into a tar pit real quick lmao.</quote> started as one imo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Banjo2553 02/27/18 6:21:36 PM #32:	butter biscuits posted... ElementPro posted... Puglia77 posted... ElementPro posted... This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? >joking about cousin fucking Its immoral but not illegal. ...and she's supposedly 12 years old Did you miss the "when she's old enough" part? --- Game collection: http://www.backloggery.com/bakonbitz Gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwVQm69J7bGScbv3_50C0dA <cite>Banjo2553 posted [p:896885650] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>butter biscuits posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Puglia77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? </quote> >joking about cousin fucking</quote> Its immoral but not illegal.</quote> ...and she's supposedly 12 years old</quote> Did you miss the "when she's old enough" part?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElementPro 02/27/18 6:25:26 PM #34:	fenderbender321 posted... ElementPro posted... butter biscuits posted... ElementPro posted... Puglia77 posted... ElementPro posted... This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? >joking about cousin fucking Its immoral but not illegal. ...and she's supposedly 12 years old Learn to read. FYI, I made a comment a couple years ago about wanting to do something to somebody when she turned 18, and I was placed in a 90 day purgatory for it. They still considered it "sexualizing minors" even though I said nothing sexual about a minor since it was all future tense. That's the kind of place this is when it comes to the rules. Just total shit. Im well aware of that. My main is warned thats why Im using this account. --- Hi <cite>ElementPro posted [p:896885873] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>butter biscuits posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Puglia77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>This is getting out of hand now. Is no one capable of recognising a joke any more? </quote> >joking about cousin fucking</quote> Its immoral but not illegal.</quote> ...and she's supposedly 12 years old</quote> Learn to read.</quote> FYI, I made a comment a couple years ago about wanting to do something to somebody when she turned 18, and I was placed in a 90 day purgatory for it. They still considered it "sexualizing minors" even though I said nothing sexual about a minor since it was all future tense. That's the kind of place this is when it comes to the rules. Just total shit.</quote> Im well aware of that. My main is warned thats why Im using this account.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 02/27/18 6:28:04 PM #35:	ElementPro posted... Entered this topic waiting for this response. Left this topic satisfied lol --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:896886045] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> Entered this topic waiting for this response. Left this topic satisfied lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 02/27/18 6:28:09 PM #36:	"You stupid or something?" --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:896886049] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>"You stupid or something?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 02/27/18 7:46:48 PM #37:	Sami1000 posted... "You stupid or something?" Smh, your cousin is sheltered! --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:896890615] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sami1000 posted...</cite> <quote>"You stupid or something?"</quote> Smh, your cousin is sheltered!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 02/27/18 7:48:36 PM #38:	Rasputin77 posted... brotrrwinner posted... ElementPro posted... Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her. I'm still laughing... he's like "dude, nobody saw that?" --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:896890717] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote><cite>Rasputin77 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ElementPro posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her to wait until shes old enough and Ill do better than tell her...Ill show her.</quote> </quote> I'm still laughing...</quote> he's like "dude, nobody saw that?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 02/27/18 7:57:59 PM #39:	I would tell her. She should have learned all this stuff a while ago and if her parents are gonna be failures at life, I'll step up and take care of it. No mystification, no bullshit. I explain the basic process, then clarify that human sexuality encompasses far more than just baby-making and ask if she has any questions. Once I've answered whatever further questions she has, I set her up with my phone and leave her alone for the next hour or so, so she can explore anything she wasn't comfortable talking to me about. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:896891198] in Scenario: ... [t:76364245]...</cite> <quote>I would tell her. She should have learned all this stuff a while ago and if her parents are gonna be failures at life, I'll step up and take care of it. No mystification, no bullshit. I explain the basic process, then clarify that human sexuality encompasses far more than just baby-making and ask if she has any questions. Once I've answered whatever further questions she has, I set her up with my phone and leave her alone for the next hour or so, so she can explore anything she wasn't comfortable talking to me about.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Scenario: Your 12 year old female cousin is asking you where babies come from