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Bass_X0
02/26/18 5:41:14 PM
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http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/375620-pa-school-to-close-for-churchs-blessing-ceremony-involving-ar-15s



Pa. school to close due to churchs blessing ceremony involving AR-15s

An elementary school in Pennsylvania will close for classes this week when a nearby church holds a blessing ceremony involving AR-15 rifles.

The superintendent of the Wallenpaupack Area School District wrote in a letter to parents that students will instead be taken to schools about 15 miles away, The Associated Press reported.

The superintendent in the letter said there is "no direct threat," but said there are worries about parking, traffic and the "nature of the event."

The World Peace and Unification Sanctuary in Newfoundland, Pa., is telling couples to bring their semi-automatic rifles to a blessing ceremony it is scheduled to hold Wednesday.

The event is meant to give couples an opportunity "to show their willingness to defend their families, communities and nation," The Times-Tribune in Scranton reported last week.

All of the weapons will be checked to make sure they are unloaded, Sanctuary Church President Richard Panzer said in an email. The church is also inviting local and state police to be on the premise so that "everything goes safely," he said.

The blessing ceremony comes just weeks after 17 people were killed in a shooting at a Florida high school. The suspect allegedly used an AR-15.

Since the shooting, students and lawmakers have been calling for action on gun control.


I don't get why churches are holding blessing ceremonies for rifles... but then I'm not an American.
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BLAKUboy
02/26/18 5:44:38 PM
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All of the weapons will be checked to make sure they are unloaded, Sanctuary Church President Richard Panzer said in an email. The church is also inviting local and state police to be on the premise so that "everything goes safely," he said.

It's almost as if they know this is a terrible idea ripe for abuse. But anything to stick it to the libs I guess.
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Freddie_Mercury
02/26/18 5:47:46 PM
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if Jesus had an AR-15 he wouldn't have died
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DezDroppedFreak
02/26/18 5:54:50 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Freddie_Mercury posted...
if Jesus had an AR-15 he wouldn't have died


What would that mean for our sins?



We would be died


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ImTheMacheteGuy
02/26/18 5:56:52 PM
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This is at least the trillionth dumb thing a church has done.
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CEs_EFG
02/26/18 5:57:15 PM
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VectorChaos
02/26/18 6:00:18 PM
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Takuya Lee
02/26/18 6:04:52 PM
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Maybe they want to kill demons instead of exorcising them.
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HydraSlayer82
02/26/18 6:06:08 PM
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CEs_EFG posted...
+5 holy damage

Lol
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VectorChaos
02/26/18 6:09:38 PM
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CEs_EFG posted...
+5 holy damage


Undead below level 7 must save vs spell every time they're hit or be instantly disintegrated
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Tyranthraxus
02/26/18 6:11:48 PM
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Bat178
02/26/18 6:12:03 PM
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What about other rifles? The AK and Mini-14 get no love?
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Zikten
02/26/18 6:12:11 PM
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I think in medieval times priests would sometimes bless swords
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Tyranthraxus
02/26/18 6:13:26 PM
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Zikten posted...
I think in medieval times priests would sometimes bless swords

You mean when you were executed on the spot for being gay?
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pres_madagascar
02/26/18 6:13:36 PM
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To be fair, one person with an AR15 and enough ammo could have theoretically conquered the world during Jesus times.
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Gheb
02/26/18 6:13:46 PM
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Everything about this feels genuinely insane.
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Mistere Man
02/26/18 6:14:06 PM
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Zikten
02/26/18 6:15:03 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
You mean when you were executed on the spot for being gay?

not on the spot. they typically scheduled it as a public event so the whole town could see
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Tyranthraxus
02/26/18 6:15:49 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
To be fair, one person with an AR15 and enough ammo could have theoretically conquered the world during Jesus times.

No. Arrows + reload time means he would eventually die.

At best he might be able to kill a hundred or so.
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VectorChaos
02/26/18 6:18:07 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrh6RtJuvEo


I just spit beer all over my dog

I'm fucking dying
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salandrews
02/26/18 6:19:02 PM
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HydraSlayer82 posted...
CEs_EFG posted...
+5 holy damage

Lol


Knew I'd find this lol
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3deep5u
02/26/18 6:19:17 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
At best he might be able to kill a hundred or so.

They would probably die before even 50.
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pres_madagascar
02/26/18 6:19:36 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
To be fair, one person with an AR15 and enough ammo could have theoretically conquered the world during Jesus times.

No. Arrows + reload time means he would eventually die.

At best he might be able to kill a hundred or so.

I said theoretically lol. Because he'd have to use guerilla tactics as well, and have a supporting diversion army.
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Powdered_Toast
02/26/18 6:32:55 PM
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rpEMTKA
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Bat178
02/26/18 7:28:46 PM
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Powdered_Toast posted...
rpEMTKA

Should have guessed...
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rodu_jr
02/26/18 7:30:18 PM
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AR-15's of disruption
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DrizztLink
02/26/18 7:30:33 PM
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Can I kill vampires with a blessed gun?

And would that be enough to bless bullets, or is it just for the one magazine?
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Dark_Spiret
02/26/18 7:43:41 PM
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pnp3PyW
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megamanfreakXD
02/26/18 7:46:30 PM
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I can't tell if it's satire or not because something like this definitely can happen.
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Mistere Man
02/26/18 7:58:53 PM
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Dark_Spiret posted...
pnp3PyW

My memory fails me what is the name of those guns again? M60?
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Dark_Spiret
02/26/18 8:05:19 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
My memory fails me what is the name of those guns again? M60?
they look like Daewoo K3's.
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hockeybub89
02/26/18 8:06:36 PM
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Mistere Man
02/26/18 8:06:56 PM
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Dark_Spiret posted...
Mistere Man posted...
My memory fails me what is the name of those guns again? M60?
they look like Daewoo K3's.

Very possible. Oh and thank you!
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E32005
02/26/18 8:11:32 PM
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Vaati_Reborn
02/26/18 8:12:05 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...

I don't get why churches are holding blessing ceremonies for rifles... but then I'm not an American.

am american lemme explain it for you, real simple real easy

people are fucking loons send help
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pikachupwnage
02/26/18 8:13:18 PM
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The Onion never fails to crack me up!

...............oh god.
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pikachupwnage
02/26/18 8:14:56 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
To be fair, one person with an AR15 and enough ammo could have theoretically conquered the world during Jesus times.


Hahaha no.
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CaptainCrunch
02/26/18 8:16:18 PM
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imagine not having your weapon blessed by the pope and having to settle for some local priest lol
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