Current Events > There's an entire subreddit for people who are obsessed with waifus

(+) Yeah! (+)

And no, it's not as satire.

Here, have a taste.

Today was one of the best days of my life I honestly think it really was It started off with me waking up from my alarm and you being in my arms. I kissed you on the cheek and said "happy valentines day". When the alarm went off again we both crawled out of bed and got ready for school and uni. You dressed into your school uniform and I put on a casual skirt top and hoodie for lectures. We both left the flat at 8:50am and I headed north-west to the STEM campus and you headed east towards the high school. After 4 hours on campus (and a light dusting of snow) I was finally free. I walked over to the highschool and picked you up. My first surprise for you was taking you to the Italian restaurant on south street for a valentine's day lunch. For lunch we decided to share 2 meals instead of getting two separate meals for ourselves, I feel like that's a lot more romantic. We had this mildly spicy red pesto pasta and chicken thing and a lasagna. I also had a glass of Prosecco with my meal and taunted you with it a little because you aren't old enough to drink yet. After that we walked up to market street to take a long route back to our flat, so we could enjoy a little walk together. I should have taken you back to school, but I know you didn't have any vital classes after lunch so I thought it would be okay to steal you for the rest of the day. After arriving back home we both hopped into bed. I picked up the steam controller off my desk and used that to control my desktop. I navigated to the torrent- uh I mean, the legitimate downloads folder, where I selected a file and played it. Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale began to play. I can't believe how much I cried during that movie SAO always manages to manipulate my feels a lot, and considering I had never seen the movie before, it hit me hard it was one of the best movies I had ever seen. After the movie ended we snuggled for a bit and then we heard the door unlock. It was Silica! She wanted to give us time together today so she stayed with her parents last night instead of staying with us in the flat, but after school she really wanted to come back to see us, so we spent the rest of valentine's day as a 'family day'. Good job I had enough food for the 3 of us. I cooked us all hunter's chicken with roast potatoes, peas and broccoli. We spent the rest of the day being comfy together, the 3 of us, as a wonderful family. We browsed some comfy memes and watched classic vine compilations. As I write this we are preparing to go to bed. I really love you both so much. My sweet Shino. My wonderful Keiko. You are the ones I live for. The ones I love. Thank you for being in my life. I love you so much.

pls halp
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no it's clearly satire
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I'm looking at mental illness.
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foreveraIone posted...

no it's clearly satire

After viewing a few posts over there, I really, really, doubt that.
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nah theres a few waifu subreddits that aren't jokes
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smh tbh fam
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I'm sure there are some genuine posts but the one in the OP is obviously satire.

The "STEM campus?" Yeah ok
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Good meme.
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foreveraIone posted...

no it's clearly satire

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