Board 8 > B8UCA's final COMBAT ft. as much dang tombooking as I could manage

(+) Yeah! (+)

[The entire crowd now looks up at Hype Guy, sitting in the rafters. He stares down at them, UCA_mic in hand.

With his other hand, he quickly stows away the UCA_Dart_Gun.]

It is time...for the SECOND HYPE PACKAGE OF THE NIGHT!

At Epopmania X, we will see eaedwards, eddv and Sultan EXPLODE! The brothers will face off in a triple-threat match to decide SIBLING SUPERIORITY!

Here we go: time for HYPE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7nv8av8onQ

I hope you enjoy the HYPE! There are two more HYPE PACKAGES to reveal tomorrow during the build to Epopmania...as well as the classic "card rundown" video.

Then I will kill Luster and peacefully enter my endless HYPERNATION.
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UCA_Hype_Guy posted...

@LusterSoldier

[Hype Guy is sitting in the Fortress_Of_Hypitude, repeatedly banging on the Desk Of Hype.]

XIII has satisfied my need for your blood by booking our DEATHMATCH TO THE DEATH MATCH at Epopmania X.

But it's a DELAYED SATISFACTION. I know it's happening, I know the time for my revenge is coming, but that doesn't satisfy me right now. Every day, it has eaten me alive - to know that you have not yet tasted and experienced TRUE JUSTICE.

[The camera pans out, revealing that on the desk is a series of Luster effigies, being destroyed as Hype Guy bangs his fist down onto the Desk of Hype.]

Your blood, Luster. Your very SOUL...will be mine! I'll eat it. I'll fucking EAT it.

But enough of that...my desire to break you has led to me creating my most aggressive hype package yet. The first of two to be revealed tonight on Combat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWm3R7T69s

[The camera cuts back to the Fortress_Of_Hypitude, but Hype Guy is no longer sitting at the Desk of Hype. The camera pans around and finds Hype Guy, now destroying a life-sized Luster effigy with a baseball bat.]

Enjoy-[hit.]
The-[hit.]
HYPE[The effigy explodes into small pieces.]

UCA_Hype_Guy posted...

[The entire crowd now looks up at Hype Guy, sitting in the rafters. He stares down at them, UCA_mic in hand.

With his other hand, he quickly stows away the UCA_Dart_Gun.]

It is time...for the SECOND HYPE PACKAGE OF THE NIGHT!

At Epopmania X, we will see eaedwards, eddv and Sultan EXPLODE! The brothers will face off in a triple-threat match to decide SIBLING SUPERIORITY!

Here we go: time for HYPE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7nv8av8onQ

I hope you enjoy the HYPE! There are two more HYPE PACKAGES to reveal tomorrow during the build to Epopmania...as well as the classic "card rundown" video.

Then I will kill Luster and peacefully enter my endless HYPERNATION.

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i would like to hurt theknightofnee
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Eaed
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David
Tom
DP/Zsig
Luster
Solio/Zazi
Gravy/Scare
Eaed
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i would like to hurt x_dante_x
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noooooo
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david
Tom
Dp/ZSig
Luster
Solio/Zazi
gravy/Scare

i also hurt dante
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