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darkprince45
02/21/18 12:01:15 AM
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Obv troll post but CEmen bout to blow up
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southcoast09
02/21/18 12:02:29 AM
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Thats animal abuse. Period.
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REMercsChamp
02/21/18 12:07:48 AM
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southcoast09 posted...
Thats animal abuse. Period.

Not according to the laws around here it isn't
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MabusIncarnate
02/21/18 12:13:32 AM
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About on par with cropping a dog's ears and tail. It's a shitty procedure that should have been prohibited a long time ago.
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A_Good_Boy
02/21/18 12:13:39 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
southcoast09 posted...
Thats animal abuse. Period.

Not according to the laws around here it isn't

Your shithole needs its laws changed.
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K181
02/21/18 12:23:08 AM
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Just trim their claws, it's easy.
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Dark_SilverX
02/21/18 12:25:01 AM
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Do it yourself with scissors
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IEatFishFood
02/21/18 12:25:17 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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slothica
02/21/18 12:25:57 AM
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Maybe don't mutilate your cat?
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Old NoiseTank
02/21/18 12:26:08 AM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead

Damn son

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synth_real
02/21/18 12:29:56 AM
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I used to have a cat who was declawed by her previous owner. She just used her back claws to wreck things instead.
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DezDroppedFreak
02/21/18 12:31:30 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead

RIP TC no coming back from this
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ToonLinkWithGun
02/21/18 12:33:15 AM
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I don't see what's so bad but I would never declaw my cats. They need those if they go outside.
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Minute
02/21/18 12:36:36 AM
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ToonLinkWithGun posted...
I don't see what's so bad but I would never declaw my cats. They need those if they go outside.

"lets mutilate the cat so that it can be defenseless when I let it outside"

there are 3 things wrong with that sentence.
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GiftedACIII
02/21/18 12:49:46 AM
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Only 18 seconds away from the 2nd post too
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FL81
02/21/18 12:53:11 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead

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CarlGrimes
02/21/18 12:58:32 AM
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How many times have you made this topic, TC? Does the cat keep regenerating his claws?
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SoundNetwork
02/21/18 1:02:52 AM
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People forget that humans and cats are not the same
People need fingertips to do everyday tasks such as ****posting
Cats need to be obedient pets that do not cause their owners any harm. Cats are fed and housed in a warm house so they do not have a need for claws to do anything.
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SK8T3R215
02/21/18 1:04:22 AM
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Probably should move it up a few days.
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giantblimpN7
02/21/18 1:06:02 AM
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This is like the version of Duckbear that failed
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ToonLinkWithGun
02/21/18 1:17:23 AM
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Minute posted...
ToonLinkWithGun posted...
I don't see what's so bad but I would never declaw my cats. They need those if they go outside.

"lets mutilate the cat so that it can be defenseless when I let it outside"

there are 3 things wrong with that sentence.

If it's strictly an inside cat then it is no problem.
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Vita_Aeterna
02/21/18 2:13:04 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead

/topic
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ImTheMacheteGuy
02/21/18 2:15:49 AM
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REMercsChamp posted...
any tips?


Nope, no tips... also applies to your cat
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iClockwork
02/21/18 2:16:39 AM
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Conflict posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead


Got 'em

Nope because we aren't cutting off the cats fingertips, we're essentially removing their nails.

I had a few of my toenails removed when I was 14 due to improper growth and it was a great decision.

Domesticated cats have no practical use for their claws since they are safely removed from the wild and have no need to hunt.
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SazhAndFrocobo
02/21/18 2:26:59 AM
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Be prepared to have cat piss and shit all over your house. Declawed cats tend to avoid the litterbox because the litter gets stuck in their paws and it hurts them.

Don't do it.
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thronedfire2
02/21/18 2:28:20 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Conflict posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead


Got 'em

Nope because we aren't cutting off the cats fingertips, we're essentially removing their nails.

I had a few of my toenails removed when I was 14 due to improper growth and it was a great decision.

Domesticated cats have no practical use for their claws since they are safely removed from the wild and have no need to hunt.


no they literally cut part of the cat's toes off
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C_Pain
02/21/18 2:28:26 AM
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I have tc tagged as good troll and I gotta say, it's accurate. Good job man.
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REMercsChamp
02/21/18 12:55:40 PM
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SazhAndFrocobo posted...
Be prepared to have cat piss and shit all over your house. Declawed cats tend to avoid the litterbox because the litter gets stuck in their paws and it hurts them.

Don't do it.

No problem - if it doesn't work out I'll just return the cat to the pound.
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CasualGuy
02/21/18 12:58:32 PM
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SazhAndFrocobo posted...
Be prepared to have cat piss and shit all over your house. Declawed cats tend to avoid the litterbox because the litter gets stuck in their paws and it hurts them.

Don't do it.


I think this is greatly exaggerated. I literally have never seen a cat IRL that wasn't declawed (or at least front declawed). Only 1 of them was insane and she still used her litter box.
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Mizznox
02/21/18 12:59:02 PM
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If you're not willing to go through a little effort to dissuade the behavior and trim their claws occasionally, you shouldn't have it as a pet.
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MC_BatCommander
02/21/18 1:03:55 PM
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iClockwork posted...
Conflict posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead


Got 'em

Nope because we aren't cutting off the cats fingertips, we're essentially removing their nails.


That's not how it works and is why "declawing" is actually a misnomer. You can't just remove the claws, they grow back. You have to literally cut off the tips of each toe bone to prevent the claws from growing in.

btw TC is lying, probably doesn't even have cats.
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DifferentialEquation
02/21/18 1:08:44 PM
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iClockwork posted...
Domesticated cats have no practical use for their claws since they are safely removed from the wild and have no need to hunt.


Even if you know with 100% certainty that your cat will never get outside somehow, cats still scratch to exercise their muscles. My cat absolutely loves digging into his scratching post and I would never want to deprive him of that.
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ffmasterjose
02/23/18 2:44:09 AM
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Don't do it
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Chicken
02/23/18 2:51:28 AM
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This is why cats are some of the worst pets.
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jumi
02/23/18 2:51:39 AM
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southcoast09 posted...
Thats animal abuse. Period.


By gawd! Two things southcoast and I agree on now (this and the sorry state of Final Fantasy)! What devilry is this?!
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southcoast09
02/23/18 2:52:43 AM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
REMercsChamp posted...
southcoast09 posted...
Thats animal abuse. Period.

Not according to the laws around here it isn't

Your shithole needs its laws changed.

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joestarrr
02/23/18 2:53:02 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
About on par with cropping a dog's ears and tail. It's a shitty procedure that should have been prohibited a long time ago.
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jumi
02/23/18 2:57:20 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Conflict posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead


Got 'em

Nope because we aren't cutting off the cats fingertips, we're essentially removing their nails.

I had a few of my toenails removed when I was 14 due to improper growth and it was a great decision.

Domesticated cats have no practical use for their claws since they are safely removed from the wild and have no need to hunt.


They chop off the fingers at the first knuckle when they declaw a cat. Like Ser Davos in Game of Thrones.

REMercsChamp posted...
SazhAndFrocobo posted...
Be prepared to have cat piss and shit all over your house. Declawed cats tend to avoid the litterbox because the litter gets stuck in their paws and it hurts them.

Don't do it.

No problem - if it doesn't work out I'll just return the cat to the pound.


Mutilate a cat then take her back to the pound. People like you don't deserve pets.
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OwlRammer
02/23/18 2:58:02 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead

Holy shit.

REKT RAMMED!

hey

im the one that does the ramming around here >:(
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thronedfire2
02/23/18 12:45:40 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
electricbugs2 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
How about we cut off your fingertips so you can't shitpost anymore instead

Holy shit.

REKT RAMMED!

hey

im the one that does the ramming around here >:(


Sorry I saw the opportunity and had to take it
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REMercsChamp
02/23/18 12:47:22 PM
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Update: After getting the cat declawed, as you guys said, the fucker was pissing and shitting all over the place.

So I returned him to the shelter because I couldn't really handle this stress in my life right now. Thanks everyone for your support.
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addled
02/23/18 12:54:10 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
Update: After getting the cat declawed, as you guys said, the fucker was pissing and shitting all over the place.

So I returned him to the shelter because I couldn't really handle this stress in my life right now. Thanks everyone for your support.


So you are saying you had the knuckles cut off your cat and found helping it recover was too much of an inconvenience for you so you dumped it.

If this is true you don't deserve support.
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lww99
02/23/18 12:56:47 PM
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Don't mutilate animals because you don't like how they're behaving. Find a new owner for the cat, or buy multiple scratching posts.

Before ever getting a pet, you NEED to accept that some of your stuff will get ruined. No way around it. If this a problem for you, simply don't get a pet.
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cnekans
02/23/18 12:59:25 PM
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I just used cat claw caps. They worked wonders

I miss my cat ;-;
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MKScorpion
02/23/18 12:59:46 PM
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Just don't do it. Look up what that procedure really is/does and then see if you want to put your cat through it. It's like cutting off your fingertips.

I think this is a troll post but if it's not you are going to do what you want to do anyway. My only tip is just think about how your cat is going to feel and what it will go through before you do it.
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lww99
02/23/18 1:00:23 PM
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REMercsChamp posted...
SazhAndFrocobo posted...
Be prepared to have cat piss and shit all over your house. Declawed cats tend to avoid the litterbox because the litter gets stuck in their paws and it hurts them.

Don't do it.

No problem - if it doesn't work out I'll just return the cat to the pound.


Please be fucking joking, you sick ass excuse for a person.

So you're gonna mutilate, THEN return it to the pound, where it could find a good owner that won't make such a selfish and irreversible decision?

Fuck you.
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