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DevsBro
02/20/18 11:17:40 AM
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They're made of, like, cement or something. You have to bite with the force of a billion elephants to break them in two.
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Caution999
02/20/18 11:19:04 AM
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Sounds like you bought some old gummies.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/20/18 11:19:39 AM
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the flavor of Haribo is great but i agree, they are way too chewy.

Albanese are the greatest gummy bears ever. perfect texture, great flavor and twelve flavors in each bag.

Caution999 posted...
Sounds like you bought some old gummies.


Haribo are always chewy af in my experience
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Hairy-man
02/20/18 11:19:45 AM
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Do not eat the sugarless ones

You will poop your pants
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josifrees
02/20/18 11:19:49 AM
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Dont eat too many sugar free ones you will have some terrible diarrhea

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B006J1FBLM
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Old NoiseTank
02/20/18 11:21:04 AM
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B006J1FBLM/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8
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Caution999
02/20/18 11:21:11 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the flavor of Haribo is great but i agree, they are way too chewy.

Albanese are the greatest gummy bears ever. perfect texture, great flavor and twelve flavors in each bag.

Caution999 posted...
Sounds like you bought some old gummies.


Haribo are always chewy af in my experience


I've had Haribo before, but not often enough to know whether or not they're always chewy. I don't even remember the last time I bought gummy bears. I do recall once buying them, and finding out they were packaged like several years prior lmao
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MrK3V
02/20/18 11:22:08 AM
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Giant_Aspirin
02/20/18 11:22:21 AM
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Caution999 posted...
I don't even remember the last time I bought gummy bears.


i almost always have some sort of gummy candy in my house. bears, worms or sour patch
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Caution999
02/20/18 11:22:24 AM
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Remember when Vodka soaked gummy bears were a thing? Do High School kids still do that?
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MrK3V
02/20/18 11:22:47 AM
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Caution999 posted...
Remember when Vodka soaked gummy bears were a thing? Do High School kids still do that?

Everclear gummies baby
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l Dudeboy l
02/20/18 11:23:11 AM
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Does your mum chew your food for you tc?
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DevsBro
02/20/18 11:24:26 AM
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l Dudeboy l posted...
Does your mum chew your food for you tc?

You know... this might not be a bad idea.
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kingdrake2
02/20/18 11:33:26 AM
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josifrees posted...
Dont eat too many sugar free ones you will have some terrible diarrhea

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B006J1FBLM


damn, had to ruin that fun :(.
does cure constipation though.
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BlazeAndBlade
02/20/18 11:34:19 AM
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do they bounce here there and everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRTSZZgCUik

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Hayame Zero
02/20/18 11:38:28 AM
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Haribo invented gummy candy/gummy bears, so I'm assuming other companies have managed to improve their formula since then.
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chrono625
02/20/18 11:56:49 AM
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Black forest gummies >all.
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MrResetti
02/20/18 11:57:24 AM
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Gafemage
02/20/18 12:01:34 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the flavor of Haribo is great but i agree, they are way too chewy.

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Vaati_Reborn
02/20/18 12:03:15 PM
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snakes>>>>>>>cherries>>>>>>>>>>>>>bears
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BlueBoy675
02/20/18 12:06:23 PM
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Old NoiseTank posted...
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B006J1FBLM/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8

Not gonna lie I've always wanted to try it
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DevsBro
02/20/18 12:11:05 PM
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chrono625 posted...
Black forest gummies >all.

Mrs. DevsBro is also a Black Forest fan. I like these little mini gummy bears from this candy shop a few towns over. They have totally different flavors from the standard ones. They don't make them, but they're smart enough to buy in bulk and put them in those unmarked tubs so I can't find the brand name and circumvent them in my acquisition.

There seem to be several brands that sell mini gummy bears online so I don't know which is the good one.
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MacDaMurderer
02/20/18 12:14:25 PM
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DevsBro posted...
They're made of, like, cement or something. You have to bite with the force of a billion elephants to break them in two.


The first thing I thought of when I saw the topic title was "Hard like a rock"
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MKScorpion
02/20/18 12:49:58 PM
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They make the best gummies in the world tbh

Caution999 posted...
Remember when Vodka soaked gummy bears were a thing? Do High School kids still do that?


My high school we less creative. Literally just walking around with vodka in water bottles lol
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teepan95
02/20/18 1:00:27 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Weak mouths itt

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NibeIungsnarf
02/20/18 1:02:03 PM
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Haribo gummibears are incredibly soft and squishy. TC must have tried the offbrand Columbian knock-off.
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kingdrake2
02/20/18 1:03:13 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0w5oGVwJ_Q


for reference.
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nevershine
02/20/18 1:05:57 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

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knutjob
02/20/18 1:09:50 PM
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I find American candies way too soft. By European standards haribo isisn't chewy at all. Try something by rowntrees for example.
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ForestLogic
02/20/18 1:27:14 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Weak mouths itt


This. I buy Haribo gummies specifically because I like them being really chewy.

Gummies aren't meant to be bitten in half. If your baby teeth want something softer and easier, you should probably take a step down to fruit snacks.
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DevsBro
02/20/18 1:29:03 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
MrK3V posted...
Weak mouths itt


This. I buy Haribo gummies specifically because I like them being really chewy.

Gummies aren't meant to be bitten in half. If your baby teeth want something softer and easier, you should probably take a step down to fruit snacks.

Funny you mention that, I actually do have two baby teeth still. For whatever reason, there's no permanent tooth to replace them.
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Quicksilver
02/20/18 1:32:26 PM
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Sigh you guys are gummy bear noobs. Haribro bears are ment to be savored you don't just eat them you enjoy the flavor. You put one on your tounge and let the flavor coat your taste buds you suck on it for a while enjoy the nuances of the flavor let your tounge feel the texture of the bear. After sucking on it for a while and letting the bear get softer you finally bite into it unleashing the insides of the bear all the hidden flavor is now free you chew it into fine bites and finally swallow it. Then you reminiscent on the experience and after thinking it over you savor another one.
And any true Haribro connoisseur knows you check the bag to make sure you are getting the ones made in Germany and not Turkey.
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