Current Events > Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

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My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?" The doctor said "A hydrostatic weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
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but who was phone
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what is this i dont even
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Really makes you think

blood was everywhere
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chill02 posted...

but who was phone

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Ill never understand this pasta, what was the context or the origin of it, this is just inane.
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Jerk it with Luigi.
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you think that's bad....My dad just did the most clam thing in front of my pals

He came downstairs when were all playing VideooGames and he said to me and referring to my friends when he said it, "Hey who invited the clam brigade over, didn't know your mum was m...aking seafood for dinner." My friends were in shock and I was in disgust. Im so emberstomed right now I think im going to be sick, what should I do?

my friends are in the other room not talking and my dad is just laughing watching tv in his bedroom, if my mum mum finds out about this I don't think pat and matt will be able to sleep over for the night and its ****ing stupid cause the weekend is my time. My time to relax and have a good time, I don't need this bull****
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And that sister's name?

Albert Weinstein
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Cookie Bag posted...

Ill never understand this pasta, what was the context or the origin of it, this is just inane.

Some guy long ago posted this pretty seriously and people were demanding an explanation. But every time this guy explained it, the story would get more and more confusing until people got off their ass and slowly analyzed what he was saying.

He was just mad that his mom made him take an underwater measurement, which would mean he would get wet.

The last part was the most important and he kept leaving that detail out
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tote_all posted...

Cookie Bag posted...

Ill never understand this pasta, what was the context or the origin of it, this is just inane.

So you do understand it.

I... hmm...
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My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater. I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet? That's the reason for this topic.
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love this one

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.) It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that. It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.
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@legendarylemur posted...

Cookie Bag posted...

Ill never understand this pasta, what was the context or the origin of it, this is just inane.

Some guy long ago posted this pretty seriously and people were demanding an explanation. But every time this guy explained it, the story would get more and more confusing until people got off their ass and slowly analyzed what he was saying.

He was just mad that his mom made him take an underwater measurement, which would mean he would get wet.

The last part was the most important and he kept leaving that detail out

Isn't this from IGN, specifically The Vestibule? Are a lot of CE users from IGN? I recognize duckbear at the very least.
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if my mom was ever that concerned about knowing my exact weight, i'd be concerned she was planning to butcher and sell me for meat or something

Cookie Bag posted...

Ill never understand this pasta, what was the context or the origin of it, this is just inane.

Its origins are a 2004 post on LUE
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KazumaKiryu posted...

what is this i dont even

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About the topic title:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.

About the hair:

Everytime I go swimming at the YMCA, I see girls having their hair down and it doesn't disrupt them when they are swimming because it would get in the way, wouldn't it? You know if you've ever seen girls at your school that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.

About the shower:

Both my sister and I didn't feel like taking a shower yesterday because it was around noon time and had little time to get ready to go to the doctor's office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. I DIDN'T ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WAS MY DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL?! MY SISTER ENJOYED IT BECAUSE SHE HAD LITTLE ON GOING ON, WHILE I DID!

About the reason for the underwater test:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister. I didn't enjoy the test but my sister did.
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Hydrostatic weighing test?! Are you serious?! Stoop that low!
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Cookie Bag posted...

Ill never understand this pasta, what was the context or the origin of it, this is just inane.

this
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