Current Events > if there's one thing in your life you would change, what would it be?

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it's a toss up between removing the consistent 45 minute dumps and 5 minute pisses
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Can it be anything at all with no limits? I would go for eternal youth for myself and my partner.

If it's just something that's tangible, I guess being able to be healthy even at large sizes.

I would make Taco Bell even better.
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genuinely curious as to how one pees for five whole minutes

i need to slow down, mentally. my brain is always moving like a mile a minute instead of just living in the now.
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Not having lupus would be great.

He'll, I'd give anything just to get rid of my migraines or depression.
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super shallow but probably to be more attractive

either that or to know most languages
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

genuinely curious as to how one pees for five whole minutes

i need to slow down, mentally. my brain is always moving like a mile a minute instead of just living in the now.

it's more like I pee then it stops but I still have to pee and have to wait for it to exit my body multiple times and this is why I've had 3 catheters/tubes in my urethra in the past 4 months
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drunkmuggle posted...

this is why I've had 3 catheters in my urethra in the past 4 months

oh jesus dude im sorry :(
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outside of that I think I agree with slowing down mentally and be motivated to do things

-Gavirulax- posted...

Gergh.

I hated just the one I've had - didn't much care for learning about how to deal with patients with them either, had a very nasty accident with one. >_>

I have no memory of the one I had going in, but lord...it coming out.....FIRE.

You have my empathy.

it feels so much worse going in that coming out tbh, going it made it feel like it was 5x longer than it actually was. hopefully this is the last of it though
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drunkmuggle posted...

Giant_Aspirin posted...

genuinely curious as to how one pees for five whole minutes

i need to slow down, mentally. my brain is always moving like a mile a minute instead of just living in the now.

it's more like I pee then it stops but I still have to pee and have to wait for it to exit my body multiple times and this is why I've had 3 catheters/tubes in my urethra in the past 4 months

Oh shit that's really rough man :\

I hope you can get it sorted out. I know that stuff hurts like heck.
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I would like to sign on for the five minute pee. That must be so satisfying.
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allergies
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my species
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-Gavirulax- posted...

drunkmuggle posted...

it feels so much worse going in that coming out tbh, going it made it feel like it was 5x longer than it actually was. hopefully this is the last of it though

Well in that case I'm glad I was knocked out (sedated, certainly not just because of that either, more so for an operation) when the thing went in then. >_>

Do you have any assistance with the other end (backside), like medication, laxatives, w/e)?

unfortunately not really, I've been trying supplements like probiotics and figuring out what amount of fiber is good. I think I may go pay a visit to the gastroenterologist to see if he can help any further, as far as the invasive cameras were concerned there were no visible deformities or anything to suggest anything more than irritable bowel syndrome

Carlbertomfg posted...

I would like to sign on for the five minute pee. That must be so satisfying.

if only, my issue is super frustrating instead and drives me insane
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becoming a magical girl

sorry to hear about your bathroom issues man

hopefully it gets better
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A heart without a hole in the ventricle would be nice.
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I wouldn't steal stuff from people's rooms
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To not be skinny af.
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