Current Events > Do you think the Clinton's have "eliminated" some of their problems?

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Do you think the Clinton's have "eliminated" some of their problems?
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It's a little odd that so many of their detractors have just up-and-died in non-natural ways.
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Absolutely not. This is beyond offensive to even suggest.

Their enemies all just have a bad habit of committing suicide by multiple self-inflicted gun shots to the back of their head.
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"eliminated"=killed, no.

People who think so severely overestimate such things happening in our society.
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The Clintons are not murderers. They may be liars, pigs, idiots, murderers.... but they're not porn stars.
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DifferentialEquation posted...

The Clintons are not murderers. They may be liars, pigs, idiots, murderers.... but they're not porn stars.

I feel like I'm missing something. idgi.
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DifferentialEquation posted...

The Clintons are not murderers.

Of course not. They just hire people to do it for them.
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rabbi_baby posted...

DifferentialEquation posted...

The Clintons are not murderers.

Of course not. They just hire people to do it for them.

No they dont.

I like to think Hillary has her own Iron Man suite called the Killery Mark-7. It's probably red, white, blue, and black with a few bullet holes from sniper fire.
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I wouldnt be surprised.

For sure, so many people they know end up dying.
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I like how the Clinton's are apparently super effective at getting their enemies killed and yet somehow inept at running a campaign. Seems like a pretty obvious logical disconnect.
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like those canadian billionaires?
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his name was seth rich
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K181 posted...

I like how the Clinton's are apparently super effective at getting their enemies killed and yet somehow inept at running a campaign. Seems like a pretty obvious logical disconnect.

Well i mean Bill did win. Who knows maybe if Hilary paid someone to run in her place like she pays people to kill others she couldve won.

If they did, Anthony Weiner and everybody involved in her 2016 campaign would be dead. If the Clintons are criminal masterminds, they are more incompetent at it than the bandits from Home Alone.

The irony is that Hillary is portrayed as this ruthless, win-at-all-costs sociopath, but she probably would have won if she hadn't been so loyal to the sycophants in her campaign.
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how the hell is anyone actually buying into this bullshit narrative
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I vote poll option 6: "wtf at Clinton's instead of Clintons"
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Garioshi posted...

how the hell is anyone actually buying into this bullshit narrative

I voted yes just to fuck around. I can imagine the majority of the other yes votes are the same.

LordRazziel posted...

DifferentialEquation posted...

The Clintons are not murderers. They may be liars, pigs, idiots, murderers.... but they're not porn stars.

I feel like I'm missing something. idgi.

It's a Simpsons quote
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

I vote poll option 6: "wtf at Clinton's instead of Clintons"

OMG. You totally rekt me!
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Fishy posted...

It's a little odd that so many of their detractors have just up-and-died in non-natural ways.

This could very easily just be confirmation bias, though. Can you imagine any two people who know more people and have more political enemies than these two? You could probably draw up any unlikely type of person and the clintons would know 200 of them. "It's suspicious that so many of the Clinton's supporters are child molestors", works similarly.
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pinky0926 posted...

Fishy posted...

It's a little odd that so many of their detractors have just up-and-died in non-natural ways.

This could very easily just be confirmation bias, though. Can you imagine any two people who know more people and have more political enemies than these two? You could probably draw up any unlikely type of person and the clintons would know 200 of them. "It's suspicious that so many of the Clinton's supporters are child molestors", works similarly.

This is a good point
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pinky0926 posted...

This could very easily just be confirmation bias, though. Can you imagine any two people who know more people and have more political enemies than these two? You could probably draw up any unlikely type of person and the clintons would know 200 of them. "It's suspicious that so many of the Clinton's supporters are child molestors", works similarly.

Very true but weren't a lot of these deaths linked to people who released/were about to release dirt on the Clintons?

I think I remember it like that but I'm not up to date on my failed president conspiracy theories.
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K181 posted...

I like how the Clinton's are apparently super effective at getting their enemies killed and yet somehow inept at running a campaign. Seems like a pretty obvious logical disconnect.

To be fair, Putin has become famous for killing his detractors and he also supposedly rigs elections. I don't think there is sufficient evidence to convince me that the Clinton's have been doing that, but it is presumably much easier to pay one hitman to kill someone than to convince an entire nation to vote for you.
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