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dragnmaninferno
02/12/18 2:09:14 PM
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The event is now ruined.

Us blacks and Latinos take our potato salad seriously. Don't put fruit in there. Don't underseason it.
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MegaTech
02/12/18 2:10:06 PM
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They got sand in the potato salad!!!
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Were_Wyrm
02/12/18 2:10:44 PM
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That's what happens when your get it from the toilet in your co-workers cubicle.
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lww99
02/12/18 2:10:59 PM
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That's because potatoes aren't supposed to be salad.
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Butterfiles
02/12/18 2:11:06 PM
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TrevorBlack79
02/12/18 2:11:16 PM
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Potato salad always tastes like shit.
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mustang90
02/12/18 2:11:23 PM
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Dat nasty ass sweet kind.
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spudger
02/12/18 2:11:25 PM
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i dont eat disgusting shit like potato salad.
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LinksLiege
02/12/18 2:11:26 PM
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I don't like potato salad so that's totally fine.
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philsov
02/12/18 2:11:37 PM
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rosemary and dill is how you make me hate you
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chill02
02/12/18 2:11:48 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
I don't like potato salad so that's totally fine.

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Gafemage
02/12/18 2:13:24 PM
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I don't eat potato salad, or any of the other mayo-based salads like egg salad, macaroni salad, etc.

I'll eat a chicken salad sandwich if the mayo's house-made
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DyingPancake
02/12/18 2:16:18 PM
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Aside from my grandma's recipe (which is amazing) I've never had any potato salad that could be considered "great". Its alway "ok" at best

Is this one of those dishes that are just hard to cook properly?
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thronedfire2
02/12/18 2:16:49 PM
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all potato salad tastes like shit
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TheVipaGTS
02/12/18 2:17:39 PM
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Man I cant have my BBQ without potato salad. Then you go to those bbqs that have macaroni salad instead. Like Im ok with macaroni salad but you still should have potato salad.
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BuckVanHammer
02/12/18 2:18:03 PM
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Never heard of fruit in potato salad, what fruit was in it?

Love me some mustard or deviled egg potato salad.
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eston
02/12/18 2:18:40 PM
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At white people cookouts there's usually at least 3 types of potato salad, but nobody eats it

Deviled eggs are gone in 23 seconds flat
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TheVipaGTS
02/12/18 2:19:46 PM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
Never heard of fruit in potato salad, what fruit was in it?

Love me some mustard or deviled egg potato salad.

Ugh Im not a fan of the egg variation. I can tolerate mustard.
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Giant_Aspirin
02/12/18 2:20:13 PM
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Gafemage posted...
I don't eat potato salad, or any of the other mayo-based salads like egg salad, macaroni salad, etc.

I'll eat a chicken salad sandwich if the mayo's house-made


what about vinegar based ones?
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SSJ2GrimReaper
02/12/18 2:20:56 PM
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It took us three days to make that potato salad!!
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DifferentialEquation
02/12/18 2:23:23 PM
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Potato salad sucks. Coleslaw is ok if it's accompanying pulled pork.
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Gafemage
02/12/18 2:34:59 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
Gafemage posted...
I don't eat potato salad, or any of the other mayo-based salads like egg salad, macaroni salad, etc.

I'll eat a chicken salad sandwich if the mayo's house-made


what about vinegar based ones?

I think I actually like those even less. Mayo-based salads put me off because I'm a little grossed out by mayo in general, but I think they have good inherent flavor (hence why I'm willing to make exceptions if they're light on mayo and/or if the mayo's housemade); the vinegar-based ones are just overbearing, to me.
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Kaname_Madoka
02/12/18 2:35:31 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
The event is now ruined.

Us blacks and Latinos take our potato salad seriously. Don't put fruit in there. Don't underseason it.

dragn am i black and/or latino now
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Kajagogo
02/12/18 2:37:22 PM
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Gafemage posted...
I don't eat potato salad, or any of the other mayo-based salads like egg salad, macaroni salad, etc.

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Vicious_Dios
02/12/18 2:40:39 PM
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Imagine eating egg, chicken, potato, tuna, or cauliflower salads unironically when there's literally ANYTHING else to eat.
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Yochodo
02/12/18 2:41:02 PM
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Fruit in potato salad? Lord have mercy. Sorry for your experience
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TheVipaGTS
02/12/18 2:44:55 PM
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Yochodo posted...
Fruit in potato salad? Lord have mercy. Sorry for your experience

Ive heard people in Hawaii put pieces of pineapple in Mac salad. Ive wanted to try that...
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yusiko
02/12/18 2:46:21 PM
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i dont like potato salad but i like macaroni salad
my favorite salad is taco salad.

the best part is that since its a salad its healthy even though i make it with doritos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEpf05pcYA4


i make macaroni salad with macaroni, mayo, ham, tomato, cheese
though one day i think ill replace the ham with bacon
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hollow_shrine
02/12/18 2:47:50 PM
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I've never even heard of fruit in potato salad. And of all places, a BBQ joint should know better.
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Taharqa_
02/12/18 2:48:11 PM
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Who makes potato salad with fruit in it? What the actual fuck...
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Touch
02/12/18 2:50:28 PM
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Buncha potato salad hating heathens in here smh
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Butterfiles
02/12/18 2:51:08 PM
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Touch posted...
Buncha potato salad hating heathens in here smh

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ModLogic
02/12/18 2:51:34 PM
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Taharqa_ posted...
Who makes potato salad with fruit in it? What the actual fuck...

tomato cubes
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deanshow
02/12/18 2:51:56 PM
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So I put pineapple in my potato salad...live a little!!!
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Caution999
02/12/18 2:53:58 PM
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Potato Salad just takes up real estate in my stomach for the burgers and whatever other meat is there.
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Vaati_Reborn
02/12/18 2:57:47 PM
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If I go to a BBQ and I find a goddamn FRUIT in my potato salad I'm calling the cops.
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dragnmaninferno
02/12/18 3:28:46 PM
#38:


I'm here looking forward to eating some bomb ass potato salad. I put some in my mouth and when I bite down on what I assumed was a potato I experienced an explosion of sweetness on my tongue.

SHE PUT APPLES IN THE POTATO SALAD.

I was severely disappointed.
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hollow_shrine
02/12/18 3:33:14 PM
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I see. It can't be helped.

You've no choice but to execute them
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Kaname_Madoka
02/12/18 3:38:42 PM
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lolwut

i kinda want to try that

although it does sound nasty....
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Yochodo
02/12/18 4:19:27 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
I'm here looking forward to eating some bomb ass potato salad. I put some in my mouth and when I bite down on what I assumed was a potato I experienced an explosion of sweetness on my tongue.

SHE PUT APPLES IN THE POTATO SALAD.

I was severely disappointed.


I can't even imagine the horror.... my deepest sympathies
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Kineth
02/12/18 4:24:19 PM
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This has ruined many barbecues for me. Especially because they want to push their nasty ass potato salad on you too.
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tainted_emerald
02/12/18 4:50:22 PM
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Eh, mac salad is more common here. My grandpa's potato salad recipe is fucking great though, so I actually prefer that.

Potato's, mayo, eggs, diced onion, black olives, and kamaboko. Pretty solid, not runny.
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Patchwork
02/12/18 5:04:53 PM
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eston posted...
At white people cookouts there's usually at least 3 types of potato salad, but nobody eats it

Deviled eggs are gone in 23 seconds flat


This is weirdly accurate.
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yusiko
02/12/18 5:40:23 PM
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i never got the love for deviled eggs
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Tupacrulez
02/12/18 5:41:47 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
The event is now ruined.

Us blacks and Latinos take our potato salad seriously. Don't put fruit in there. Don't underseason it.


All potato salad tastes horrendous.
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Axiom
02/12/18 5:41:53 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
Don't put fruit in there.

What kind of monster would do this. I'd burn shit down if I ever ate potato salad and found some fruit in it
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BuckVanHammer
02/12/18 5:53:52 PM
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Patchwork posted...
eston posted...
At white people cookouts there's usually at least 3 types of potato salad, but nobody eats it

Deviled eggs are gone in 23 seconds flat


This is weirdly accurate.


Ya i make my mom save some just for me if she is throwin down a q...
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