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ModLogic
02/11/18 3:22:11 PM
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MrK3V
02/11/18 3:24:55 PM
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glitteringfairy
02/11/18 3:27:49 PM
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Yea it's so cool when friendly soldiers are killed by their own guys lmfaoooooo hahahaha
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VectorChaos
02/11/18 3:28:53 PM
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MrK3V posted...
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO holy fuck

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/11/18 3:32:06 PM
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MabusIncarnate
02/11/18 3:32:10 PM
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What the hell is that, like a bb gun?
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__aCEr__
02/11/18 3:34:37 PM
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Seems like that kid should have worn some more layers.
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SrRd_RacinG
02/11/18 3:36:11 PM
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 3:36:21 PM
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Good thing these people aren't real military
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MrK3V
02/11/18 3:37:33 PM
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Youngster_Joey_
02/11/18 3:38:47 PM
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lol airsoft lameos
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Youngster_Joey_
02/11/18 4:00:19 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
02/11/18 4:02:08 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Yea it's so cool when friendly soldiers are killed by their own guys lmfaoooooo hahahaha


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IdiotMachine
02/11/18 4:03:02 PM
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Airsoft hurts that much? I got shot with an AEG Classic Army airsoft rifle when I was in high school, and I could barely feel it with clothing I had on... bare skin, it definitely stung like a motherfucker though.
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Youngster_Joey_
02/11/18 4:04:37 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Airsoft hurts that much? I got shot with an AEG Classic Army airsoft rifle when I was in high school, and I could barely feel it with clothing I had on... bare skin, it definitely stung like a motherfucker though.


The only time I was hit with airsoft it was with some cheap shit my friends had, and it was like 15 years ago, but it didn't hurt *that* much.

But maybe the shit is way stronger now and with CO2 and stuff.
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WalkingLobsters
02/11/18 4:06:54 PM
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DuDe wHaT tHe HeCk?!

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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 4:07:32 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
I could barely feel it with clothing I had on... bare skin, it definitely stung like a motherfucker though.


It sounds like you just contradicted yourself. You could barely feel it yet it stung like a motherfucker? Lol
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__aCEr__
02/11/18 4:07:47 PM
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hU2i0tzzQA


BANG BANG BANG


I don't understand. Why do they sometimes shoot the pellets but other times just yell out BANG BANG?
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IdiotMachine
02/11/18 4:08:24 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
It sounds like you just contradicted yourself. You could barely feel it yet it stung like a motherfucker? Lol

With clothing on, I could barely feel it.

On bare skin, it stung.
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IdiotMachine
02/11/18 4:10:18 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
I don't understand. Why do they sometimes shoot the pellets but other times just yell out BANG BANG?

Looks like a courtesy "I got you" vs. actually firing at them.
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 4:10:23 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
It sounds like you just contradicted yourself. You could barely feel it yet it stung like a motherfucker? Lol

With clothing on, I could barely feel it.

On bare skin, it stung.


oh I see, interesting
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TheGrindery
02/11/18 4:10:29 PM
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That sounded like rapid fire. How many hits did little dude take?
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Sativa_Rose
02/11/18 4:10:49 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
__aCEr__ posted...
I don't understand. Why do they sometimes shoot the pellets but other times just yell out BANG BANG?

Looks like a courtesy "I got you" vs. actually firing at them.


Seems dumb because actually aiming and properly discharging the weapon should be a part of it
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IdiotMachine
02/11/18 4:14:21 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Seems dumb because actually aiming and properly discharging the weapon should be a part of it

Used to play paintball in high school/college, and we did that / it was encouraged we do that. When someone comes up behind someone else / it's obvious one's going to shoot the other guy, you would yell something like "yield". And if they don't raise their hand, or if they turn around to fire at you, you can unleash and let him have it.
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Muffinz0rz
02/11/18 4:14:32 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
__aCEr__ posted...
I don't understand. Why do they sometimes shoot the pellets but other times just yell out BANG BANG?

Looks like a courtesy "I got you" vs. actually firing at them.


Seems dumb because actually aiming and properly discharging the weapon should be a part of it

I've never been airsofting, but at paintball places they generally have a distance rule where you can't/shouldn't shoot someone if they're within a short distance. It's probably that.
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Offworlder1
02/11/18 4:26:15 PM
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Original video: thT guy was a complete asshole for doing what he did, now his stupid ass is ban and he deserves to be.
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MabusIncarnate
02/11/18 4:28:29 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Original video: thT guy was a complete asshole for doing what he did, now his stupid ass is ban and he deserves to be.

But he burned his make believe patch for their toy gun team.
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P4wn4g3
02/11/18 4:29:49 PM
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I don't get what's supposed to be funny about this.
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Dustin1280
02/11/18 4:29:54 PM
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Offworlder1
02/11/18 4:42:41 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Original video: thT guy was a complete asshole for doing what he did, now his stupid ass is ban and he deserves to be.

But he burned his make believe patch for their toy gun team.


Yeah I saw the story is this kid burned the patch his granny made but that in no way justifies his actions, it was just a fake fucking patch.
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ModLogic
02/12/18 1:34:44 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Original video: thT guy was a complete asshole for doing what he did, now his stupid ass is ban and he deserves to be.

But he burned his make believe patch for their toy gun team.


Yeah I saw the story is this kid burned the patch his granny made but that in no way justifies his actions, it was just a fake fucking patch.

in that case heat shots would be justified
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eggcorn
02/12/18 1:42:12 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
his granny made


oh heeell no.
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CarlGrimes
02/12/18 1:47:41 AM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
Good thing these people aren't real military

I almost saw something happen once during SOI in the Marines.
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KILBOTz
02/12/18 1:50:48 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
__aCEr__ posted...
I don't understand. Why do they sometimes shoot the pellets but other times just yell out BANG BANG?

Looks like a courtesy "I got you" vs. actually firing at them.


Seems dumb because actually aiming and properly discharging the weapon should be a part of it

I've never been airsofting, but at paintball places they generally have a distance rule where you can't/shouldn't shoot someone if they're within a short distance. It's probably that.


I've never been to a paintball place but played woods ball hundreds of time as a teen and we never got close enough for that to happen. Like 25 feet would be the closest and while that doesn't feel good it's not horrible.
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DanHarenChamp
02/12/18 2:06:16 AM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Airsoft hurts that much? I got shot with an AEG Classic Army airsoft rifle when I was in high school, and I could barely feel it with clothing I had on... bare skin, it definitely stung like a motherfucker though.


Theres 2 types of kids, little bitches who will roll around on the ground crying over nothing or normal kids who will at least try to tough it out and be realistic.
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Rika_Furude
02/12/18 2:11:12 AM
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Whats a patch
How much would that actually hurt
Thats not a real gun is it
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DanHarenChamp
02/12/18 2:13:22 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Whats a patch
How much would that actually hurt
Thats not a real gun is it


Yes he shot him with a real assault rifle.
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kingdrake2
02/12/18 2:15:35 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Whats a patch
How much would that actually hurt
Thats not a real gun is it


paintball gun. not a real gun. i don't advocate friendly fire in actual combat situations (Real life).
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MabusIncarnate
02/12/18 2:21:02 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Whats a patch
How much would that actually hurt
Thats not a real gun is it

It's literally air powered plastic bbs.

The kid acted like a complete bitch.
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Rika_Furude
02/12/18 2:24:28 AM
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why were they saying to get the police involved?
like if they are about to go into a paintball round they are going to be shooting each other anyway
i mean sure, ban him from the premises, whatever, but are the police necessary?
maybe if the kid wasn't wearing all that protective clothing
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DanHarenChamp
02/12/18 2:26:43 AM
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i would slap my kid if he acted like a little bitch like that
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TheGrindery
02/12/18 8:41:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Whats a patch
How much would that actually hurt
Thats not a real gun is it

It's literally air powered plastic bbs.

The kid acted like a complete bitch.

Yeah but how many of those hit him in rapid succession?
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KILBOTz
02/12/18 11:16:43 AM
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back when i paintballed end of the day we would have mexican standoffs where you had to be shirtless and got 10 balls to try to kill the other 2 before you were killed. couldn't leave your area (size of a hula hoop) and we would be like 20-25 feet apart. and paintballs weigh like 10x more than airsoft.

kid was just a bitch.
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 12:37:04 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Sativa_Rose posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
__aCEr__ posted...
I don't understand. Why do they sometimes shoot the pellets but other times just yell out BANG BANG?

Looks like a courtesy "I got you" vs. actually firing at them.


Seems dumb because actually aiming and properly discharging the weapon should be a part of it

I've never been airsofting, but at paintball places they generally have a distance rule where you can't/shouldn't shoot someone if they're within a short distance. It's probably that.


I've never been to a paintball place but played woods ball hundreds of time as a teen and we never got close enough for that to happen. Like 25 feet would be the closest and while that doesn't feel good it's not horrible.

Yeah some paintball places (at least the one place I've been to) you can end up pretty close to opponents if you flank properly or whatever.

I'd much rather play out in the woods though, that sounds sick
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DyingPancake
02/12/18 12:50:47 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
back when i paintballed end of the day we would have mexican standoffs where you had to be shirtless and got 10 balls to try to kill the other 2 before you were killed. couldn't leave your area (size of a hula hoop) and we would be like 20-25 feet apart. and paintballs weigh like 10x more than airsoft.

kid was just a bitch.


Ha

When I played a few years ago there would be this one course that was just a huge square with no obstacles. You would get like 20 guys on each side and when the whistle blew you just charged the other side and took out as many guys as you could. I've never worn protective gear (aside from mask) so I was out there in shorts and a t-shirt and I swear as soon as that whistle went off I could see a paintball just arc from one side all the way to me. Before I could barely move it came down and hit the tip of my ding dong. That pain though...
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KILBOTz
02/12/18 12:58:13 PM
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DyingPancake posted...
KILBOTz posted...
back when i paintballed end of the day we would have mexican standoffs where you had to be shirtless and got 10 balls to try to kill the other 2 before you were killed. couldn't leave your area (size of a hula hoop) and we would be like 20-25 feet apart. and paintballs weigh like 10x more than airsoft.

kid was just a bitch.


Ha

When I played a few years ago there would be this one course that was just a huge square with no obstacles. You would get like 20 guys on each side and when the whistle blew you just charged the other side and took out as many guys as you could. I've never worn protective gear (aside from mask) so I was out there in shorts and a t-shirt and I swear as soon as that whistle went off I could see a paintball just arc from one side all the way to me. Before I could barely move it came down and hit the tip of my ding dong. That pain though...


one of my friends, tracy, first time he went paintballing with us after like a year or two hyping it up for him, he got hit in the dick and was like fuck this, im not playing this shit.

some of the larger courses with obstacles sounded interesting to me but speed ball type courses never interested me.
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Tropicalwood
02/12/18 1:01:02 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Original video: thT guy was a complete asshole for doing what he did, now his stupid ass is ban and he deserves to be.

Kid wanted to bring a real gun and shoot people. Little shit had it coming.
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