Current Events > Lol @ Trump's official poll

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https://goo.gl/XQ8EQE

his face isn't even confident anymore

he's fucking losing it
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The poll options on how youd rate his presidency are literally

Great
Good
Okay
Other

Lmao

Isn't this the exact same poll that the GOP was hawking a while back?
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How is this not satire?
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Who would vote bad and give their name?!

Whats wrong with that?
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Kazi1212 posted...

Whats wrong with that?

The bias

Think they will catalog dissenters?
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I want to actually explain my choice (horrible), but I'm not good at writing essays. Any advice?
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-Unowninator- posted...

I want to actually explain my choice (horrible), but I'm not good at writing essays. Any advice?

Don't use your real name. They're gonna add your name to a list of people saying he did bad.
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LordRazziel posted...

Think they will catalog dissenters?

It's a waste of time. Nobody is going to read it.
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But Hillary
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Make sure you give them your phone number to learn about great deals on Maga hats and mugs, Bigly Boxes and Trumpy Bears!
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Maybe I made a mistake but I responded.
Ugh, guess I shouldn't post what I responded with there. But w/e. Gave him "less than okay" and typed up a paragraph that will never be read. Oh well.
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fair, next

libs gotta find something real to complain about quick or else we are gonna be maga in 2020
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lmfao. its literally those topics you see on CE: "is x a great y or the greatest y?"
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Hexenherz posted...

Maybe I made a mistake but I responded.
Ugh, guess I shouldn't post what I responded with there. But w/e. Gave him "less than okay" and typed up a paragraph that will never be read. Oh well.

I might read it if you PM me.
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By providing your phone number, you are consenting to receive calls and SMS/MMS messages, including autodialed and automated calls and texts, to that number from each of the participating committees in the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, Donald J. Trump for President Inc. and the Republican National Committee. Msg & data rates may apply. Participating committees terms & conditions/privacy policies apply: http://88022-info.com/ (DJTP); http://80810-info.com/ (RNC).

Well fuck that.

-Unowninator- posted...

Hexenherz posted...

Maybe I made a mistake but I responded.
Ugh, guess I shouldn't post what I responded with there. But w/e. Gave him "less than okay" and typed up a paragraph that will never be read. Oh well.

I might read it if you PM me.

Aw thanks.
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Aaaaand submitted. :)
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Ugh so I got this dumb e-mail today, it is so ridiculous. Things I hate:

1 - The aunt-in-law-style chainmail wording (that's repeated twice).
2 - The random capitalization of words.
3 - The fact that I entered my name into the stupid form, and apparently they used that information to sign me up for their newsletter, but they don't even use my name in the e-mail, it's just "Friend".
4 - The fact that they actually still say "Drain the Swamp" even though they've already admitted a dozen times that it was just a dumb meaningless catchphrase to appeal to the masses.

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Friend,

Welcome to the greatest team in the world.

Our team is the CERTIFIED campaign of President Donald J. Trump, and we are 100% behind him and his AMERICA FIRST agenda.

Every effort, resource, and dollar raised goes toward fighting for our President and the agenda YOU voted for.

Together, were DRAINING THE SWAMP in Washington.

Our movement YOUR movement, has been one of the most remarkable things this world has ever seen -- and were just getting started.

One of the Presidents top priorities is cutting through the noise of the mainstream media and reaching the American people.

To be sure you get the truth, be sure to follow & friend the following social channels:
<Twitter/Facebook/Instagram links>

And, because this is a movement BY and FOR the people, our team along with the President would appreciate you sharing this email with 5 of your friends and encouraging them to join the team as well!

Lets get to work Friend.

Thank you for taking the first step,

Team TRUMP

P.S. -- Were the CERTIFIED campaign of President Donald J. Trump and are 100% behind him. Our movement is based on the hard work and dedication of patriots like you, so together, lets keep winning.

Be sure to pass this email along to 5 of your friends!

There's some fine print at the bottom:

Contributions to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee are not deductible for federal income tax purposes.

Paid for by Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee.
You are receiving this email at <my e-mail address>
Trump Make America Great Again Committee, 138 Conant Street, 2nd Floor, Beverly, MA 01915

We believe this is an important way to reach our grassroots supporters with the most up-to-date information regarding the efforts of the Trump Make America Great Again Committee and President Trump, and were glad youre on our team. Its because of grassroots supporters like you that we will Make America Great Again, and we appreciate your support. Thank you for all that you do!
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Hexenherz posted...

Ugh so I got this dumb e-mail today, it is so ridiculous. Things I hate:

1 - The aunt-in-law-style chainmail wording (that's repeated twice).
2 - The random capitalization of words.
3 - The fact that I entered my name into the stupid form, and apparently they used that information to sign me up for their newsletter, but they don't even use my name in the e-mail, it's just "Friend".
4 - The fact that they actually still say "Drain the Swamp" even though they've already admitted a dozen times that it was just a dumb meaningless catchphrase to appeal to the masses.

-----------------------

Friend,

Welcome to the greatest team in the world.

Our team is the CERTIFIED campaign of President Donald J. Trump, and we are 100% behind him and his AMERICA FIRST agenda.

Every effort, resource, and dollar raised goes toward fighting for our President and the agenda YOU voted for.

Together, were DRAINING THE SWAMP in Washington.

Our movement YOUR movement, has been one of the most remarkable things this world has ever seen -- and were just getting started.

One of the Presidents top priorities is cutting through the noise of the mainstream media and reaching the American people.

To be sure you get the truth, be sure to follow & friend the following social channels:
<Twitter/Facebook/Instagram links>

And, because this is a movement BY and FOR the people, our team along with the President would appreciate you sharing this email with 5 of your friends and encouraging them to join the team as well!

Lets get to work Friend.

Thank you for taking the first step,

Team TRUMP

P.S. -- Were the CERTIFIED campaign of President Donald J. Trump and are 100% behind him. Our movement is based on the hard work and dedication of patriots like you, so together, lets keep winning.

Be sure to pass this email along to 5 of your friends!

There's some fine print at the bottom:

Contributions to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee are not deductible for federal income tax purposes.

Paid for by Trump Make America Great Again Committee, a joint fundraising committee authorized by and composed of Donald J. Trump for President, Inc. and the Republican National Committee.
You are receiving this email at <my e-mail address>
Trump Make America Great Again Committee, 138 Conant Street, 2nd Floor, Beverly, MA 01915

We believe this is an important way to reach our grassroots supporters with the most up-to-date information regarding the efforts of the Trump Make America Great Again Committee and President Trump, and were glad youre on our team. Its because of grassroots supporters like you that we will Make America Great Again, and we appreciate your support. Thank you for all that you do!

Now I'm glad I didn't submit anything.
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IdiotMachine posted...

By providing your phone number, you are consenting to receive calls and SMS/MMS messages, including autodialed and automated calls and texts, to that number from each of the participating committees in the Trump Make America Great Again Committee, Donald J. Trump for President Inc. and the Republican National Committee. Msg & data rates may apply. Participating committees terms & conditions/privacy policies apply: http://88022-info.com/ (DJTP); http://80810-info.com/ (RNC).

Well fuck that.

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