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Tadamoto38
02/08/18 2:33:03 AM
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I mean really? Why is it always like this? The girls that you message don't respond, and the girls that message you, look like that ^
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Lordgold666
02/08/18 2:33:33 AM
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Lol
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FluttershyPony
02/08/18 2:33:34 AM
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why do u hate blacks so much
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ImCallingYouOut
02/08/18 2:34:10 AM
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Jesus fuck Christ gimmick or not I fucking despise the tc
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electricbugs2
02/08/18 2:36:46 AM
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Just stop
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Tadamoto38
02/08/18 2:38:08 AM
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FluttershyPony posted...
why do u hate blacks so much

I don't. I love black girls. Ones that look like this though:

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MrNintendo1213
02/08/18 2:40:25 AM
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I have literally no idea what the fuck is going on in this topic.
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Scaramanga
02/08/18 2:41:14 AM
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I heard black chicks aren't into BJs
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Paragon21XX
02/08/18 2:41:54 AM
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Maybe the world is trying to tell you something about yourself so that you can find true happiness.
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Darkrobotisback
02/08/18 2:42:17 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
I have literally no idea what the fuck is going on in this topic.

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Tadamoto38
02/08/18 2:42:58 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
I have literally no idea what the fuck is going on in this topic.

The point of this topic is to show how difficult finding dates is for guys. I believe that a lot of guys end up settling for girls that they aren't attracted to, just so they won't be alone.
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Master Kazuya
02/08/18 2:44:18 AM
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I think the 3rd girl in the OP is cute
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Pepys Monster
02/08/18 2:46:10 AM
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It's not really nice to post their pics and make fun of them. What if a woman did that to you? I get messaged by uglies. But sometimes a decent-looking girl will message me too.
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Tadamoto38
02/08/18 2:46:51 AM
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Master Kazuya posted...
I think the 3rd girl in the OP is cute

I actually talked to her for a bit. But she stopped responding.
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EnragedSlith
02/08/18 2:47:45 AM
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Its like hes almost human, but something integral is missing
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electricbugs2
02/08/18 2:47:55 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
I believe that a lot of guys end up settling for girls that they aren't attracted to, just so they won't be alone.

Nah not really, pretty much all my girlfriends were hot or at least average save a rebound fatty once or twice.

I'm not that great looking and I've never had to settle besides by choice.

Your online dating angle just blows chunks.
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Xenozoa425
02/08/18 9:43:27 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Your online dating angle just blows chunks.

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Villain
02/08/18 9:45:50 AM
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Don't forget, he blew it with the last girl because he's a bigot
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Tadamoto38
02/08/18 11:03:14 AM
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dolomedes posted...
Tadamoto38 posted...
Master Kazuya posted...
I think the 3rd girl in the OP is cute

I actually talked to her for a bit. But she stopped responding.

lol

Here was our conversation.

CCEFRkZ
Cebo9W5

Maybe you can tell me what I did wrong.
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EndOfDiscOne
02/08/18 11:06:05 AM
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^lmao
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Tmaster148
02/08/18 11:07:00 AM
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Now you know how the girls you message feel.
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Hairy-man
02/08/18 11:07:24 AM
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Jesus you have horrible game
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NinjaBreakfast
02/08/18 11:08:15 AM
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This is a funny gimmick I don't care what people say
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Hairy-man
02/08/18 11:08:29 AM
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Im still cringing
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Muffinz0rz
02/08/18 11:10:45 AM
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why ya gotta make the exact same topic
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SSJCAT
02/08/18 11:13:31 AM
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dude wtf.
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smoke_break
02/08/18 11:19:24 AM
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Did this man really just send this girl his entire grocery list, lmao.
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iLikeMtnDew
02/08/18 11:27:14 AM
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TC might have the least amount of game I've ever seen. I'm impressed, really.
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lincoln002
02/08/18 11:31:39 AM
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Scaramanga posted...
I heard black chicks aren't into BJs


This is an alternative fact, black woman will do it no problem you just have to be the right guy. Rule of thumb, every girl will do it except the ones that don't want to do it to you.
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Volkswagen_Bros
02/08/18 11:36:48 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
Jesus you have horrible game

Not only that but he responds to them like he's speaking with his manager or someone older than him.

Quit trying to be so goddamn formal.
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KazumaKiryu
02/08/18 11:37:46 AM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
Master Kazuya posted...
I think the 3rd girl in the OP is cute

I actually talked to her for a bit. But she stopped responding.


lol
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Volkswagen_Bros
02/08/18 11:44:14 AM
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smoke_break posted...
Did this man really just send this girl his entire grocery list, lmao.

Someone's gonna have to save that image for future reference.

Brother should've ended the list with "I even got some of that cornbread, playa". That's what you'd call "having game".
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judasmaiden15
02/08/18 11:47:06 AM
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ShotOJameson
02/08/18 11:54:49 AM
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You don't even deserve those girls tbh.
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lincoln002
02/08/18 12:46:30 PM
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Tadamoto38 posted...
dolomedes posted...
Tadamoto38 posted...
Master Kazuya posted...
I think the 3rd girl in the OP is cute

I actually talked to her for a bit. But she stopped responding.

lol

Here was our conversation.

CCEFRkZ
Cebo9W5

Maybe you can tell me what I did wrong.


Do you know what emotional intelligence is?

"the capacity to be aware of, control, and express one's emotions, and to handle interpersonal relationships judiciously and empathetically."

It's much more empowering and intelligent to recognize WHEN to send her a message so you know what kind of message to send. Timing is critical, so don't spend so much time thinking of what to say, often times whatever comes to your mind within 3 seconds is the best response. I make it a habit to respond quickly and I also freestyle rap to keep me sharp. The reason for quick responses is to demonstrate you have manners, but that you're also not being fake. It can also be used to gage her interest, depending on the speed she responds in means a lot. If she responds quick and matches your speed it means she wants to talk to you. Also, another good habit and a good way to end conversations if you're stuck and can't improvise is to tell her "I got your message ttyl." if you do this make sure you give it a couple hours and use your emotional intelligence to figure out what to say. The whole point of texting her is to get her to meet you in real life, that's the closing sale, the next closing sale is to have sex with her.

Was this helpful? It kind of sucks when you're trying your best to get something you want and everyone treats you like a bro instead of treating you like a human being. Most these people are laughing at you, but they wouldn't have the slightest clue of what to do in your position.
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RockLee94
02/08/18 1:01:49 PM
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When I see stuff like the grocery list it HAS to be a troll right? RIGHT?! Im tearing up from laughing so hard
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Darkman124
02/08/18 1:03:13 PM
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yeah tadamoto is a weird sort of troll

i do not understand his purpose
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lincoln002
02/08/18 1:13:26 PM
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RockLee94 posted...
When I see stuff like the grocery list it HAS to be a troll right? RIGHT?! Im tearing up from laughing so hard


Do not underestimate the power of being desperate for pussy. One of my good friends little brother is going on 24 years of a dry spell. The dude thinks he's a genius you would think he'd be humble, he literally told a girl we were having a bonfire with that throwing beer in the fire would give it more life because there's alcohol in the beer. I literally sat there laughing my ass off. After it didn't work he said that the beer had to around the fire and it'd ignite, right after seeing it put the fire out...
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Mr_Biscuit
02/08/18 1:16:31 PM
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Carlbertomfg
02/08/18 1:21:56 PM
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Did the last topic max out or get locked? This is a fucking rerun.
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pieisthebest
02/08/18 1:25:04 PM
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Tadamoto38 posted...

Here was our conversation.

Maybe you can tell me what I did wrong.


I don't know if I've ever cringed so hard.
Next time, don't list out 27 different foods you like and the 15 things you got from the groceries fam
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lincoln002
02/08/18 1:53:45 PM
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butthole666 posted...
You're a creep and a jerk, fucking stop posting women's pictures on a fucking message board. This is not acceptable and the fact that it's not moddable, yet I will be modded for calling out this cretinous behavior, is an absolute farce.


It's a little hard to take your post seriously with that name.
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Mister_Spyker
02/08/18 2:04:52 PM
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The first one is actually very good looking, in my opinion. The face she is doing, does not favor her, but she has very beautiful skin and if that is her real hair, she takes very good care of her hair.
She has a very beautiful glance, also.
I don't think she is perfect, but she is good looking.
She doesn't have huge boobs, tho, which is obviously the only thing you are looking for in a woman.
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joestarrr
02/08/18 2:04:57 PM
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I don't think the 1st and 3rd ones are bad tbqh
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Mister_Spyker
02/08/18 2:09:22 PM
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Why do you do this to yourself?
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Alexanaxela
02/08/18 3:40:20 PM
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is there anyone to get a notification any time this guy makes a new topic?
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