Current Events > I think im actually good at sex

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Ive gotten compliments before but i never took them too serious and thought it was just the kinda regular thing people say during sex cause i mean shit i do that too. But i have this girl from tinder talking love after one night. She had this look in her face when i was fucking her. When we were having drinks we were pretty honest with our online dating experiences and she mentioned shes met plenty of dudes on there for one night stand. So knowing that shes immediately texting me afterwards is a pretty good confidence booster
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Unless you literally make them Ahego and leave them panting, smiling and covered in you, you aren't good at sex. You're decent
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You need to have sex with everyone on CE so we can make a poll and decide
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When I was 20, I was banging this 19 year old.

She was riding cowgirl and she said something along the lines of wow youre like a professional at this

I laughed and also thought what the fuck does that even mean? She was doing all the work anyway
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tremain07 posted...

Unless you literally make them Ahego and leave them panting, smiling and covered in you, you aren't good at sex. You're decent

I used a condom but yes this is honestly the first time i can legitimately say i did my job with craftsmanship
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post vid so we can judge
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Real talk i left my spotify on and at one point i was fucking her to Chariots of Pumpkins by John Carpenter from the halloween 3 soundtrack
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if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex
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Kaname_Madoka posted...

if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex

Is that a drink or something
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R0ttedHorror posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex

Is that a drink or something

@Calwings @Calwyn

i can never remember, is ahegao moddable
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R0ttedHorror posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex

Is that a drink or something

lmgtfy.com/?q=ahegao
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im really good at jerking off too, op
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It's a good thing to be skilled at for sure although it is just one of those skills you can't really brag about in public without sounding like an insufferable try hard. Let the ladies do the talking for ya.
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Lol you wouldn't beat me in a fuck off, especially the younger me. I was 15 years old pounding that railroad spike back in the 90s.
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masticatingman posted...

It's a good thing to be skilled at for sure although it is just one of those skills you can't really brag about in public without sounding like an insufferable try hard. Let the ladies do the talking for ya.

I know. I dont consider this public. Its ce. I also tell yall about my dumps and weird food ideas.
I got laid last night and i wanted to share it with someone.
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Must be nice.
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Proof? In action of course

You should cover this song tc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJAxa3Cgl8

Or just play it during
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If you're really that confident in yourself do a battle fuck next time. A battle fuck is where you have 5 minutes to make your partner finish without doing any penetration sex. It can be you enduring everything she does to you or her enduring everything you do to her, whichever you prefer, your skill vs their endurance or your endurance vs their skill. Are you up for the challenge TC?.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

You should cover this song tc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJAxa3Cgl8

Or just play it during

Lmaooooo
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I have no idea how people enjoy sex. It's too easy.

I like to think of myself as a pretty serious gamer. I've played all the "hard" games, such as Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3, etc and I've destroyed them all. They weren't even remotely a challenge for me. I don't know if it's my quick reflexes or my tactical thinking, but if you put a video game in front of me, that game is going to be beat. The only thing that is getting in my way is a dead controller battery (and even then, I always carry backups at all times).

Lately, I've been getting into more physical activities to challenge me, as video games just do not cut it anymore. I've tried both team sports and solo activities, such as running or rock climbing, and as expected, I've dominated in each of them. However, I do find these activities fun as a change of pace from my usual gaming.

So when my new girlfriend (Michelle (pronounced Mish-elle)) asked if I wanted to try sex, I jumped at the opportunity. I've never had sex before (why waste my seed?) but I figured it would be a great chance to see if this is the ultimate test for my skills. I know lots of men brag about their sexual prowess, so I wanted to see if this was an adequate challenge for someone like me, or just another disappointment.

To prepare, we first engaged in what Michelle called "foreplay." This was almost pathetically easy; nothing but a bunch of open mouth kisses and rhythmic breast grabs. I even noticed Michelle had her eyes closed, which I think truly illustrates the simplicity of this phase of the sexual process.

After about ten minutes of that nonsense, we decided to go right into the main event, sexual intercourse. For weeks leading up to this moment, I had practiced throwing hoops of various sizes into the air and thrusting my penis through them, simulating what I expected sex to be like, and preparing for any moment. My precision had become unmatched.

So you can imagine my disappointment when Michelle took off her pants and all there was just one hole, and a stationary hole at that. I entered this hole with absolutely no difficulty, tried a few of the trick thrusts I had practiced at home, and 30 seconds later it was over.

After sex, I told Michelle that I had never been more disappointed in my entire life, and she agreed. How do people find any enjoyment in this? It reminded me of the quick time events in the video games I frequently dominate, only on a biological level.

Are people really such simpletons that this is a pleasurable activity for them, or am I missing something?
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does the penis go in and out, tc?

How have I have not heard this pasta before
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I'm pretty sure I too am damn good at sex. How do I know this, you may be asking? Well, my previous ex used to be this chick that never really had a relationship and just spend her time fucking dudes. I think her count must have been at least in the 100s.

Obviously my boning skills were good enough to make her give up the dick except for mine. That, and one of our mutual friends told me she can't really get off any more and that mine was the best.

So yeah, maybe not the best sex haver in the world, but I'm pretty darn good.

So TC, if she's following the same trajectory as my ex, yes, you are pretty solid at sex. Enjoy that feeling.


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Kaname_Madoka posted...

R0ttedHorror posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex

Is that a drink or something

i can never remember, is ahegao moddable

I'm pretty sure showing just the face they're making is okay, as long as none of the sexual act causing said ahegao (including any bodily fluids) is visible.


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I find it disturbing all of those faces belong to some very youngish looking girls
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She definitely looked like Tom at one point
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If you keep it hard the whole time and don't apologize or get mad at the end, you are above the average.

How many times you finish her off? Jc

Calwyn posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

R0ttedHorror posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex

Is that a drink or something

i can never remember, is ahegao moddable

I'm pretty sure showing just the face they're making is okay, as long as none of the sexual act causing said ahegao (including any bodily fluids) is visible.

Lmao.
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Calwyn posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

R0ttedHorror posted...

Kaname_Madoka posted...

if she dont ahegao

youre bad at sex

Is that a drink or something

i can never remember, is ahegao moddable

I'm pretty sure showing just the face they're making is okay, as long as none of the sexual act causing said ahegao (including any bodily fluids) is visible.

ok thanks
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lol there arent that many people that apologize
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Shes takingg me out to go eat once she gets off work. (I paid for everything yesterday so she insisted for today). Then we're gonna come back to my apartment and watch a movie.
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