Poll of the Day > Girl problems? Goal problems? Ask the Doctor!

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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 7:57:17 PM
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If you're one of the Edmonton Oilers, chances are you have a big issue with the other team scoring on you. Don't worry. It's normal. You're the Oilers. Did you expect to win?

Girls though, so tricky
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Jen0125
01/28/18 7:57:51 PM
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Based God Doctor Foxx
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Lokarin
01/28/18 7:58:00 PM
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Dangit - the Oilers used to be the best
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PK_Spam
01/28/18 7:58:37 PM
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Question?

Sometimes when Im in the bathroom, I wipe, and I wipe, and I wipe. And theres still poop. Still poop. Its like a poop marker.

Is there something wrong?
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 7:59:01 PM
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I have a question but don't want to harass anyone.
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SkynyrdRocker
01/28/18 7:59:01 PM
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Why do women have sticks up their butts? Does it make it hard to walk?
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RCtheWSBC
01/28/18 7:59:16 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Girls though, so tricky


They really are, though. I went out last night with some gal pals on my flag football team (in an LGBTQ league) and for the life of me I can't tell if my good friend wants to hook up with me or what.
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PK_Spam
01/28/18 8:00:58 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Girls though, so tricky


They really are, though. I went out last night with some gal pals on my flag football team (in an LGBTQ league) and for the life of me I can't tell if my good friend wants to hook up with me or what.

The solution here is to get an undercut. Shell swoon automatically if shes truly a gay girl who has the hots for you.
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:02:10 PM
#9:


Lokarin posted...
Dangit - the Oilers used to be the best

Yeah like when you were in kindergarten

PK_Spam posted...
Question?

Sometimes when Im in the bathroom, I wipe, and I wipe, and I wipe. And theres still poop. Still poop. Its like a poop marker.

Is there something wrong?

Poop harder
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Lokarin
01/28/18 8:03:00 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Yeah like when you were in kindergarten


I'm older than that.... like Grade 4 at LEAST
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:03:27 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Yeah like when you were in kindergarten


I'm older than that.... like Grade 4 at LEAST

They haven't been good since the 80s man maybe you were older in your grades
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Lokarin
01/28/18 8:05:22 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Lokarin posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Yeah like when you were in kindergarten


I'm older than that.... like Grade 4 at LEAST

They haven't been good since the 80s man maybe you were older in your grades


Well, I wasn't around for the Gretzky Golden Era, but I got to see Mark Messier and Curtis Joseph rockin it... which was about 1995, the Silver Era
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:06:04 PM
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Hey doc, should I ever tag you?
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01/28/18 8:09:23 PM
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Sherm128
01/28/18 8:09:58 PM
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Hey Doc, how can I level up faster in Animal Crossing Pocket Camp now that more and more of my animals are reaching level 20?
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:10:45 PM
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ExtremeM65 posted...
I have a question but don't want to harass anyone.

Is it a harassing question?

RCtheWSBC posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Girls though, so tricky


They really are, though. I went out last night with some gal pals on my flag football team (in an LGBTQ league) and for the life of me I can't tell if my good friend wants to hook up with me or what.

Oh yeah I could see how that would be confusing! Maaaaaybe. Would you want to?
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RCtheWSBC
01/28/18 8:14:32 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Oh yeah I could see how that would be confusing! Maaaaaybe. Would you want to?

Yeah I would. We're both bi, in the same grad school program. My other friends were trying to convince me to just go for it but I'm not sure I want to risk it, either. But we all agree that she's hard to read.
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:15:59 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Is it a harassing question?

Apparently so. I'll keep it to myself. I certainly don't want to harass anyone.

I mean that last bit. Even if I never tagged anyone before, I guess others have and I should ask my super religious and biased LDS mom. I'll leave people who's opinions I trust out of it.

No joke, I'm clearly an asshole here. Others abuse the system so I won't try to use it. I'll just ask my biased mom, she will clarify for me.
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:16:37 PM
#19:


PK_Spam posted...
The solution here is to get an undercut. Shell swoon automatically if shes truly a gay girl who has the hots for you.

I can confirm with similar cuts that more women seem a lot more into me and it's very popular with the LGBTQ crowd

But RC has beautiful hair and she can do what she wants

Lokarin posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Lokarin posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Yeah like when you were in kindergarten


I'm older than that.... like Grade 4 at LEAST

They haven't been good since the 80s man maybe you were older in your grades


Well, I wasn't around for the Gretzky Golden Era, but I got to see Mark Messier and Curtis Joseph rockin it... which was about 1995, the Silver Era

A distant runner up but ok
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:21:14 PM
#20:


ExtremeM65 posted...
Hey doc, should I ever tag you?

Sure. I like being tagged in cat topics or food things. Or something genuinely interesting

I don't like being by tagged when people are doing so solely because I have a vagina, especially when it's about female reproductive organs. There's a time and a place. Acquiantances on GameFAQs fit neither

ExtremeM65 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Is it a harassing question?

Apparently so. I'll keep it to myself. I certainly don't want to harass anyone.

I mean that last bit. Even if I never tagged anyone before, I guess others have and I should ask my super religious and biased LDS mom. I'll leave people who's opinions I trust out of it.

No joke, I'm clearly an asshole here. Others abuse the system so I won't try to use it. I'll just ask my biased mom, she will clarify for me.

You seem a little hung up on this. People are mad because this happens frequently and tends to be well beyond inappropriate. You can ask questions here and not tag anyone
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:23:06 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
You seem a little hung up on this. People are mad because this happens frequently and tends to be well beyond inappropriate. You can ask questions here and not tag anyone


Was my question beyond inappropriate?
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:24:01 PM
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ExtremeM65 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
You seem a little hung up on this. People are mad because this happens frequently and tends to be well beyond inappropriate. You can ask questions here and not tag anyone


Was my question beyond inappropriate?

I have no idea what you asked buddy

Oh since you've said you're tropic, yes, tagging people you don't really know personally on a video game website and asking them if they're familiar with the anterior fornix is inappropriate. Hope that helps
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:29:00 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
I have no idea what you asked buddy

I asked if the women of PotD knew what the A spot was. I think you replied, actually.

I was actually curious too. Didn't mean to contribute to harassment. I didn't even know that was a thing.
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minervo
01/28/18 8:29:50 PM
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Are you a real doctor?
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:41:33 PM
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ExtremeM65 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
I have no idea what you asked buddy

I asked if the women of PotD knew what the A spot was. I think you replied, actually.

I was actually curious too. Didn't mean to contribute to harassment. I didn't even know that was a thing.

Like it's not far off from being tagged in "do you guys know what the clitoris is??"

If I saw that topic I'd avoid it. by tagging someone in the topic they click and are brought to it. I see the harassment from that angle.

There's some good human health and sexuality forums out there if you have these questions
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:44:01 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
If I saw that topic I'd avoid it. by tagging someone in the topic they click and are brought to it. I see the harassment from that angle.

I really just wanted your opinion as someone on the other side. By no means as a passive aggressive comment, I'll leave you all out of it in the future. My intent was not to harass you in any way and I'm legitimately sorry.
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 8:47:03 PM
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ExtremeM65 posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
If I saw that topic I'd avoid it. by tagging someone in the topic they click and are brought to it. I see the harassment from that angle.

I really just wanted your opinion as someone on the other side. By no means as a passive aggressive comment, I'll leave you all out of it in the future. My intent was not to harass you in any way and I'm legitimately sorry.

Ok that's not awful. Curiosity is natural. People want to learn about new things.

I have a question though. why do you care specifically about female posters being familiar with certain anatomical terms or things like that? That's where it gets weird for me. It gets a little too personal in an unwelcome way. You understand?
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synth_real
01/28/18 8:48:52 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Question?

Sometimes when Im in the bathroom, I wipe, and I wipe, and I wipe. And theres still poop. Still poop. Its like a poop marker.

Is there something wrong?

You gotta spit on the toilet paper and get right inside there to get it all out
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:54:15 PM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
I have a question though. why do you care specifically about female posters being familiar with certain anatomical terms or things like that? That's where it gets weird for me. It gets a little too personal in an unwelcome way. You understand?


IDK I trust you guys and if you didn't know you'd say that. Obviously we aren't sleeping together, but I was curious about general knowledge which is why I posed it here. Apparently that was a mistake.

Not to shit on you guys, but I live alone, sleep alone, and am alone basically 24/7 and don't know who else to ask but I'll drop it. I'm really not trying to be a POS here, it was just that this was my first choice, people here really suck.
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ExtremeM65
01/28/18 8:54:55 PM
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ExtremeM65 posted...
people here really suck.

Meaning where I live btw
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Joelypoely
01/28/18 8:56:06 PM
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Hey Doc. I'm looking for some goal-related advice. Apologies this question is quite vague: how do you increase your desires and care more about things?
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SkynyrdRocker
01/28/18 10:16:17 PM
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I have a legit question about women. How hard is it really to walk in high heels?
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HeyImAlex
01/28/18 10:17:48 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Based God Doctor Foxx

Thnk u!
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 10:22:21 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
Oh yeah I could see how that would be confusing! Maaaaaybe. Would you want to?

Yeah I would. We're both bi, in the same grad school program. My other friends were trying to convince me to just go for it but I'm not sure I want to risk it, either. But we all agree that she's hard to read.

be flirty and have fun with it, it might get you to the right places. If you're being friendly about it she should go along with it or shut it down if it's not comfortable. And if she keeps going along with it, see if she'll go along with you outside of the group for some one on one hangout time

Good luck with it anyway

minervo posted...
Are you a real doctor?

i mean why not?
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Rockies
01/28/18 10:41:07 PM
#35:


I don't have any girl problems right now but I am pretty terrible about completing my goals. Please cure me with your doctor powers
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Doctor Foxx
01/28/18 10:47:11 PM
#36:


Joelypoely posted...
Hey Doc. I'm looking for some goal-related advice. Apologies this question is quite vague: how do you increase your desires and care more about things?

That's stuff I'm working on right now.

I try and think of myself as 3 people: past me, present me, and future me

I forgive past me for doing bad things and I encourage present me to do nice things that will help future me rather than leaving me annoyed with my past self.

Like I make my lunch and put my clothes out and tidy the house for future me. Present me always wants to have fun but also enough the peace of mind of getting shit done. You can't leave too much for your future self to do, that's just a present self waiting to be frustrated. balance must be found.

You need to start looking into far future you.
Will you wish you did something much sooner? Or stopped with a habit? Then do it.
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Joelypoely
01/29/18 12:48:44 AM
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Thank you. There's a lot to reflect on there.
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ha21nagamas
01/29/18 3:49:13 AM
#38:


I have a huge problem. I have a really bad luck in terms of getting close to women. Almost everytime when i get close to a women, some friend of mine just come in and swoop her away from me. Its like 3 times it happen. I dont want to get that again but i lack the confidence. What do?
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Lokarin
01/29/18 3:51:08 AM
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ha21nagamas posted...
I have a huge problem. I have a really bad luck in terms of getting close to women. Almost everytime when i get close to a women, some friend of mine just come in and swoop her away for me. Its like 3 times it happen. I dont want to get that again but i lack the confidence. What do?


Lol confidence!

Ok, get on my level - I do nothing, I don't pick up girls, but I got INFINITE confidence. The secret is to be so aloof that success becomes the failure state.
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SpaceBear_
01/29/18 3:53:52 AM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
Joelypoely posted...
Hey Doc. I'm looking for some goal-related advice. Apologies this question is quite vague: how do you increase your desires and care more about things?

That's stuff I'm working on right now.

I try and think of myself as 3 people: past me, present me, and future me

I forgive past me for doing bad things and I encourage present me to do nice things that will help future me rather than leaving me annoyed with my past self.

Like I make my lunch and put my clothes out and tidy the house for future me. Present me always wants to have fun but also enough the peace of mind of getting shit done. You can't leave too much for your future self to do, that's just a present self waiting to be frustrated. balance must be found.

You need to start looking into far future you.
Will you wish you did something much sooner? Or stopped with a habit? Then do it.


Wow Doc, that was really good.
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LeetCheet
01/29/18 4:44:44 AM
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Do girls really get more attracted to a guy if he is ignoring her as much as possible?
Yeah it sounds really weird but it's a thing I've heard about a couple of times in the past.
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RCtheWSBC
01/29/18 7:37:21 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
Do girls really get more attracted to a guy if he is ignoring her as much as possible?

No.
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wwinterj25
01/29/18 7:47:06 AM
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Yeah give woman the power who can get laid easy. Good going.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/29/18 8:54:05 AM
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minervo posted...
Are you a real doctor?

I think she's a veterinarian.
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Doctor Foxx
01/29/18 11:25:57 AM
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Rockies posted...
I don't have any girl problems right now but I am pretty terrible about completing my goals. Please cure me with your doctor powers

Sorry friendo, I'm bad at that as well. Gotta keep trying.

I'd suggest setting smart goals. By that I mean SMART goals

Specific
Measurable
Attainable
Relevant
Timely

https://www.harleytherapy.co.uk/counselling/goal-setting-in-therapy.htm
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Lokarin
01/29/18 11:26:39 AM
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My goal problem is that I can't FIND a goal - I'm a rather contended person
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SunWuKung420
01/29/18 11:39:35 AM
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One of our cats loves plastic bags. He licks and bites them. What's that all about?
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JCvgluvr
01/29/18 2:04:21 PM
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Well doc, the gist of my problem is I want to get married, but I don't know how to find the right woman.

I have lived in a town of approximately 60000 people since 2003. Moved here when I was a freshman in high school. I'm turning 30 this year. (I would feel worse about that but I actually look pretty young for my age so that isn't as big of a factor in this as it could be.)

After trying to begin my first relationship for all this time, I feel like I have exhausted all conventional Avenues. Nothing ever turned up for me in high school or college. I somehow managed to spend a year and a half in a tiny Christian College that marries 80 percent of its own student population without developing any significant relationships. I made connections for networking but that's about it.

After college I have met a few women, and even went on one date after a party at work. Once we went out for coffee, to my surprise, this woman let me know she already had a boyfriend. A nice detail to leave out before a date isn't it? After that I just don't know. (There are also other situations I'm leaving out for now where I approached women in a casual and friendly atmosphere, and I've been turned down every single time.)

(Well I did meet a fun girl at comic con once. But she turned out to be 19, so I backed off.)

I don't intend on getting drunk off my rear end and hooking up with some bar chick. I'm not a drinker unlike most of this town, and I don't think I would want to hook up with anyone who goes to those type of establishments. I have tried to meet women in my church through small groups and potlucks. But the vast majority of them are already taken. The rest have not shown any interest in me as far as I can tell, though I have reached out to more than a few. I tried online dating in the past, going so far as to pay for eHarmony for 3 months. I never got a single message back from there. I even tried Bumble just recently. Swiped right on probably a hundred women and never got a single message back from them.

Don't get me wrong. I have good friends (guys and girls), and a fantastic, supportive family. We spend a lot of time together and I do my best to go to every party that they invite me to, on the off chance I could meet someone that way.

I love my job working with my brother with autism, as well as a gentleman in a wheelchair here in town. My job helps me make enough money to play basically any game I want at any given time. I go to movies, I participate in a Dungeons & Dragons group as well as other activities here and there. I have all the regular things a man my age would look forward to. All except for a significant romantic relationship. I do my best to stay content but I can't help but feel like I'm missing a vast section of life experience. What do you do when you feel like your town doesn't have many Avenues to meet women, and any efforts you have made have always met with 100% failure?
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Doctor Foxx
01/29/18 2:17:42 PM
#50:


JCvgluvr posted...
What do you do when you feel like your town doesn't have many Avenues to meet women, and any efforts you have made have always met with 100% failure?

Volunteer? Join community activities like a sports or special interests club. If you're religious, meet people at sermons.

It's really hard dating in a small place, especially one with a Bible college. You need to put yourself in situations where you'll meet a good number of people and share a common interest. You seem to be a compassionate person so I'd really suggest volunteering places particularly at events with pods of volunteers. There's so many I've seen hook up over the years.

Have you tried online dating with a wider radius? I noticed quite a few guys and gals on OkCupid that were looking for a very wide range.
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