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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 1:40:07 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB7EI4ColXQ

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Shotgunnova
01/28/18 2:06:38 AM
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Daddy horny, Michael.
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Xelltrix
01/28/18 2:07:18 AM
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Has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
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TommyG663513
01/28/18 2:09:06 AM
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no touching!
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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 12:16:47 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYq7vUN7C0

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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 5:01:57 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNQz6MeKwKs

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COVxy
01/28/18 5:02:54 PM
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"He'll be all right."
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dr_marble
01/28/18 5:05:26 PM
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Sometimes a diet is the best defense.
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SGT_Conti
01/28/18 5:06:57 PM
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I can't find a clip of it.
"I just want my brother to envy my money, but he's got that hair. Why can't I have hair and money and him nothing?"

Muffinz0rz posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYq7vUN7C0

This scene is why I can never talk about bees or beads with my sister ever.
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COVxy
01/28/18 5:11:03 PM
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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 5:11:44 PM
#11:


S4ShAFo
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dodgefan91
01/28/18 5:13:32 PM
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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 5:16:46 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF5yr9_7yRU


They kinda ruined the last one by having Maeby talk though. I mean, the whole point is to let the expression do the talking
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Raikuro
01/28/18 5:16:56 PM
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Xelltrix
01/28/18 5:40:06 PM
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For there's a man inside me, and only when he's finally out can I walk free of pain.
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r4X0r
01/28/18 5:45:26 PM
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How is it anything other than "...I've made a huge mistake."
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FF_Redux
01/28/18 5:49:26 PM
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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 5:49:54 PM
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r4X0r posted...
How is it anything other than "...I've made a huge mistake."

5psnx0n
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masterpug53
01/28/18 5:51:55 PM
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Cirsumvrenting the law gets me every time.
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ApherosyLove
01/28/18 5:54:24 PM
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"I don't know what I expected."
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Shotgunnova
01/28/18 5:57:11 PM
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Mistah F!
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Butterfiles
01/28/18 5:58:00 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek6C3z76NGE


IF I'M NO SCHWIMMER YOU'RE NO JENNIFER ANISTON
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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 6:01:35 PM
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CuKD2kY
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Ulyanyx
01/28/18 6:04:15 PM
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"Did you burn down this lemonade stand?"

"I most certainly did"
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Muffinz0rz
01/28/18 11:57:10 PM
#25:


slHyok7
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sFgG4DB
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Doom_Art
01/29/18 12:00:34 AM
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"I have the worst fucking attorneys"
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HBKick18
01/29/18 12:03:09 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY0vMZl8vUY

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HBKick18
01/29/18 12:08:45 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIG95k0pNq8

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averagejoel
01/29/18 12:26:55 AM
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White Power Bill: WHITE POWER! *stabs Gob in the side*
Gob [collapsing]: I'm... white...
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soulunison2
01/29/18 12:30:23 AM
#30:


Her?
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HBKick18
01/29/18 12:35:12 AM
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https://youtu.be/unDlhRy7jRw?t=23s
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Xelltrix
01/29/18 12:38:13 AM
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It ain't easy bein' white...
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Muffinz0rz
01/29/18 10:38:51 AM
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I'm trying to find that laugh of George Michael laughing when Maeby says to Lucille, "do you have any more of that bread pudding? Because you'd be surprised how much this one *gestures to Ann* can put away"

And George Michael is like

"HAH"

It's later on in season 2, can't remember which episode. But Lucille is wandering around worried about how Buster is going into the army and Ann says "you can always turn to the power of prayer," to which Lucille says, "show me." And narrator says "This was a big get for god."
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Chad-Henne
01/29/18 10:51:02 AM
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Michael Bluth: I need the guy with the fake arm, J. Walter Weatherman.

George Bluth, Sr.: Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.
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Romulox28
01/29/18 10:51:49 AM
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where the FUCK are my hardboiled eggs
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Xelltrix
01/29/18 11:22:10 AM
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This is the last time you'll ever see THESE!
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Muffinz0rz
01/29/18 11:24:19 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
This is the last time you'll ever see THESE!

rt9oast
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bobtuse
01/29/18 11:27:44 AM
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Michael: Get rid of The Seaward.

Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
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Muffinz0rz
01/30/18 4:37:03 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsBpjqsI1tQ

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Muffinz0rz
01/31/18 3:20:36 PM
#41:


k5YxIto
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Muffinz0rz
02/01/18 7:03:10 PM
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Om1IqOF
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Xelltrix
02/01/18 7:56:34 PM
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Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
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Shotgunnova
02/01/18 8:48:16 PM
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I let my fists do the talking. ...Not this one, 'cause obviously I need it for coin tricks and stuff, but this one...I let it speak for both of 'em.
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Muffinz0rz
02/02/18 10:22:33 AM
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Xelltrix posted...
Bob Loblaw Law Blog.

You sir are a mouthful
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hollow_shrine
02/02/18 10:26:11 AM
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For British Eyes only!
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Muffinz0rz
02/02/18 7:13:21 PM
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OKXj4uT
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Muffinz0rz
02/03/18 5:28:31 PM
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Lol I never noticed this
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GameGodOfAll
02/03/18 5:29:59 PM
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Beads.
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